Is there any way we could get Sean O'prys sperm?

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Think about it. You have a future wife and wanna get kids, you decide to fuck but masturbate before so you don't cum. Then when you're both sleeping you secretly put Sean's sperm in her vagina with some tube and boom you have a slayer kid. If she says the kid has eyes that don't look like yours you can just say you have native American ancestry
 
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stopped reading at "wife"
 
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ngl if you go that far might as well wait 50 fukin years to get your very own genetically engineered baby.
 
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Sounds like a solid plan OP
 
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Getting major gay vibes from the OP, I guarantee my dude will be openly worshipping bbc within 5 years. They always start off by joking about it...
 
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It's the morally right thing to do
 
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Getting major gay vibes from the OP, I guarantee my dude will be openly worshipping bbc within 5 years. They always start off by joking about it...
Not gay. I banged your mom yesterday night
 
I want incel kids
 
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A better alternative would be to use some Stacey as a surrogate mother
 
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Definition of cucking yourself
 
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How lmao. If you're not able to cum and you and your wife want a kid and decide to go to a sperm bank it's cucked too?
Yes tbh.
If I couldn't make a kid with my own sperm I would just go mgtow ded srs
 
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what if o'pry was an incel before he used cosmetic surgery to looksmax OP
 
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Bruhh, thats crazy. Is your face really that bad that you wont get slayer sons. Midface ratio? fwhr? ES ratio?
 
How lmao. If you're not able to cum and you and your wife want a kid and decide to go to a sperm bank it's cucked too?
YOURE raising another man’s child

Not your own

Not your genes

Definition of cucked.
 
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It's still your own kid by definition. Same goes with adopting
But its not biologically.

By definition just buy a blowup doll and inceldom is solved for everyone.
 
Isn't there a Ted scene like this?
 
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Just have your wife impregnated by another man theory.
Just don't pass on your genes theory.
Just be a genetic dead end theory.
 
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Wtf does it matter
At this point you should just pay attractive people to have a kid together and adopt their child.
 
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Think about it. You have a future wife and wanna get kids, you decide to fuck but masturbate before so you don't cum. Then when you're both sleeping you secretly put Sean's sperm in her vagina with some tube and boom you have a slayer kid. If she says the kid has eyes that don't look like yours you can just say you have native American ancestry
Jfl I mog the shit out of o pry rn


And I will face mog him and barret. And all the gigachads before I go to college
At this point you should just pay attractive people to have a kid together and adopt their child.
Might get paid to do that
 
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Tbh, if your wife doesn't find about this, plus this entire stuff remains a personal secret to you for the rest of your life, then go for it.

Also cuck vibes from OP ngl. I have to say it.
 
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Tbh, if your wife doesn't find about this, plus this entire stuff remains a personal secret to you for the rest of your life, then go for it.

Also cuck vibes from OP ngl. I have to say it.
Not a cuck
 
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Stopped reading from " think". But anyway email him. I'm sure he'll help you out
 
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You can ask him if he wants to fuck your wife directly and impregnate her, why should he or her be upset

Your wife would want to have his kids anyways over yours Senior Cuck
 
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You can ask him if he wants to fuck your wife directly and impregnate her, why should he or her be upset

Your wife would want to have his kids anyways over yours Senior Cuck
My favorite kebab seller is back
 
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Lion males kill the cubs of another male to make sure that their own genes will be passed on

And here we have a guy who wants to raise Oprys kids
 
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Lion males kill the cubs of another male to make sure that their own genes will be passed on

And here we have a guy who wants to raise Oprys kids
Download 2
 
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