Is there anything more fucking hilarious when you hear a a couple say

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"we've been trying to have a kid for some time now"
"we're trying for a baby"

LMFAO like seriously, either ur man is a fucking beta cuck low T soyboy with no balls or ur a dried up old roast beef whore with no good eggs left u bitch cunt



Meanwhile @Salludon gets his wife pregnant like 5 minutes after they tied the knot, just lmfao if u take more than on try to get ur girl knocked up



If u ever hear some woman kinda embarrassingly discussing among her GFs or whatever about how her and her "husband" have been trying for a kid with "no luck" shes really just passing the word that hopefully one of her GFs runs her mouth and a REAL alpha Chad hears and comes knocking on that womans door to give her his seed so she can actually fulfil her biological role as a mother
 
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Sounds like someone is a bit of a voyeur
 
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I thought this just meant that the girl tried to get pregnant but wasn’t ovulating when she was getting impregnated
 
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never thought that deep into it
 
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biggest sign of a dead bedroom tbh
 
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I thought this just meant that the girl tried to get pregnant but wasn’t ovulating when she was getting impregnant
I mean theres like a 5 day window when u can get pregnant and couples go through like pregnancies classes and coaching and shit and they STILL can't even though some couples like spend those 5 specific ovulating days having sex like 5 times per day, lmfao what losers

Salludon gets his girl pregnant first try, guess you can mew yourself a high sperm count along with a new jaw
 
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It aint always the husbands fault sometimes the eggs been left out too long
 
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Its because women lose 99% of their eggs by 30 and the average age for women having children is 27 (70% of which are overweight or obese ffs).
 
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Its because women lose 99% of their eggs by 30 and the average age for women having children is 27 (70% of which are overweight or obese ffs).
Women should have kids at age 22 or 23 tbh, you just gotta have hair in your 30s and have money so she can be a sahm and not have to bother going too hard with her studying.

You are t maxxing the kid and giving them a way better quality egg
 
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Fuark his kids not gonna hear the end of it. His families gonna ask why his father mogs him and why he doesnt look similar and @Salludon will just tell his son to mew the pain away.
 
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1000 years ago; one squirt and a bad boy son is born
Now; ((it’s normal bro, 95% of couples have trouble getting pregnant, nothing to do with lower defective sperm count tho))
 
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Jfl it is funny how they make it into some mystery how they cant have kids, when the bitch is 60 pounds overweight, drinks booze and wine and eats like shit and never exercises and never had a natural regular period because shes been taking jew birth control her whole life, and the dude is wearing underwear that drops his sperm count and he drinks too and is fat too, and theyre both 30. What a disaster
 
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Jfl it is funny how they make it into some mystery how they cant have kids, when the bitch is 60 pounds overweight, drinks booze and wine and eats like shit and never exercises and never had a natural regular period because shes been taking jew birth control her whole life, and the dude is wearing underwear that drops his sperm count and he drinks too and is fat too, and theyre both 30. What a disaster
yeah its nature screaming at them they aren't healthy or genetically fit enough to have kids SO STOP RYING or else ur kid will come out wrong/defective or some shit but instead couples just try harder when in reality they should stop
 
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Women should have kids at age 22 or 23 tbh, you just gotta have hair in your 30s and have money so she can be a sahm and not have to bother going too hard with her studying.

You are t maxxing the kid and giving them a way better quality egg
By 23 she should be a grandma
 
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Anyone have @Salludon wife pics? I need to fap to see her face.
 
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Anyone have @Salludon wife pics? I need to fap to see her face.
She's a real beauty

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Based Amnesia teaching us the truths of the world one more time.
We are missing your slay storytime, but maybe it's time to wife and kids storytime.
 
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It aint always the husbands fault sometimes the eggs been left out too long
You must keep them in the fridge or they go rotten faster.
 
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its bc salludons wife is early 20? and not midthirties like the average white couple who would say this

women think its totally granted to be able to get children with 34+ which is not true

and men think their fertility doesnt decrease with age which is also not true
 
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a lot of foids died while giving birth in the older times.
no medicine, no support, nothing.

new babies should not born anyway, we are having overpopulation problem.

all foids should use birth control, its good that modern people are not having kids.
 
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a lot of foids died while giving birth in the older times.
no medicine, no support, nothing.

new babies should not born anyway, we are having overpopulation problem.

all foids should use birth control, its good that modern people are not having kids.
@Chadlite Rutherford thoughts?
 
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a lot of foids died while giving birth in the older times.
no medicine, no support, nothing.

new babies should not born anyway, we are having overpopulation problem.

all foids should use birth control, its good that modern people are not having kids.
Overpopulation is a myth, it's misuse of resources
 
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a lot of foids died while giving birth in the older times.
no medicine, no support, nothing.

new babies should not born anyway, we are having overpopulation problem.

all foids should use birth control, its good that modern people are not having kids.
Username checks out
 
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a lot of foids died while giving birth in the older times.
no medicine, no support, nothing.

new babies should not born anyway, we are having overpopulation problem.

all foids should use birth control, its good that modern people are not having kids.
I agree only Whites should have kids, world is overpopulated with Jews and Non-Whites

Good thing the vaccine is here for them to sterilize
 
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I agree only Whites should have kids, world is overpopulated with Jews and Non-Whites

Good thing the vaccine is here for them to sterilize
cum skins have lower birth rate= less workforce.
in order to increase the workforce they will import people from other countries which will lead to racemixing.
it will destroy all races, we all will look like brazilians. interracial is the future and you cannot stop it.

and joos are only like 2% of the world population, are you getting that statistics out of your ass or what?
 
In life there is one certainty; pain. All men cannot be winners. I’m a low t beta cuck ugly subhuman manlet ethnic skinnyfat jobless, carless, broke piece of shit.
 
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cum skins have lower birth rate= less workforce.
in order to increase the workforce they will import people from other countries which will lead to racemixing.
it will destroy all races, we all will look like brazilians. interracial is the future and you cannot stop it.

and joos are only like 2% of the world population, are you getting that statistics out of your ass or what?
Jews are not 2% of the world population they are like .25%

But still that is far too many, they still cause all the problems in the world
 
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Its because women lose 99% of their eggs by 30 and the average age for women having children is 27 (70% of which are overweight or obese ffs).
Average woman in the netherlands has her first kid at 31yo.

14-18yo girls get pregnant very easily compared to old whores like that.
 
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chad halo gave this guy over 40 reacts again
 
Legit, couldn't care less tho. Waiting for tinder adventures pt 5 btw. Havent found pt 1 yet sadly, I read every word of the other ones.
 
Women should have kids at age 22 or 23 tbh, you just gotta have hair in your 30s and have money so she can be a sahm and not have to bother going too hard with her studying.

You are t maxxing the kid and giving them a way better quality egg
22 or 23 should be the third or fourth kid tbh
 
1000 years ago; one squirt and a bad boy son is born
Now; ((it’s normal bro, 95% of couples have trouble getting pregnant, nothing to do with lower defective sperm count tho))
Meanwhile teenage couples get pregnant in the first month of a relo
 

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