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I'm 36, married with 3 kids, and Caucasian. I'm thinner than average, 6'1″, and have a penis that is slightly larger than 8″ erect (about 8.15″) and about 5.75″ in girth. Statistically speaking, I'm supposedly in the 98th percentile of penis size.
First, the pros:
Every sexual partner I've ever had has been impressed and fully satisfied with my size. Only 1 woman was 100% sure she'd had larger.
Women tend to become enamored with the size; it turns “good girls” into bad girls real quick. Many have become obsessed with performing oral sex on me, and others have just wanted intercourse more than they normally would. Because of this, I've had sex many exciting places (college classroom, public pool, hotel hot tubs, at the beach, on a hotel balcony with an audience, doggy style in the middle of a state park, every type of car you can imagine, camping in a tent, middle of a creek in the country, outside a beach house in the shower, dressing room of a department store and a lingerie store, at work in a state govt building, etc.)
69 is almost always amazing. My length makes any height difference almost a non factor because it reaches the mouths of shorter women while I eat them
Ive given many women their only vaginal orgasms via intercourse.
Going to the gym is fun in the locker room. Seeing guys watch as it hangs and swings leaving the shower is confirmation of my elite status.
Saunas are a blast fully nude. The extreme heat and moisture makes it hang flaccid almost the same size as erect.
I love wearing form fitting pants, baggy shorts, or swim trunks and seeing people in public oogle over the outline. In my youth women would slyly put a hand on my thigh so they could “accidentally” touch it.
I believe that the extra length = bigger ejaculation muscles = longer cum ropes and greater distance. When standing parallel to the ground, I've literally shot over 7 feet.
Now the cons:
Depending on the partner, sex can be great or extremely painful. My wife can take all of like a pro, unless I get carried away and go hard on her with her legs on my shoulders which causes cervix pain for her. On other partners the deeper thrusting position were too painful.
Literally tore open a small Asian gal, though she insisted I keep going. She blew me beforehand and was super wet, but we went so aggressive she bled afterwards and walked funny for 2 days after.
After a full night fucking in a hotel with a colleague, her pussy became so swollen I couldn't fit back inside her the next morning even though she was begging for it. She strangely became addicted to me after that despite the pain.
Girl whose virginity I took as a teenager bled the first 3 times. It was traumatizing for both of us because I didn't want to hurt her and she was trying so hard to make it good for us both.
Condom sizing is tough. I have a really big penis head so finding one that doesn't take away sensation and squeeze too much is a pain.
I've never had a partner be ok with anal because “I can barely fit that in my pussy!”. No idea what anal feels like.
Handjobs either require lots of lube or two hands. One hand usually just won't do it.
In summary, having a a big penis is pretty awesome most of the time but is not without it's own set of troubles. While there's a lot of fun to be had, having a relationship end because you can't physically fit together is the worst.
 
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