Mandibular
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i was skipping classes in school just camping the toilet with a couple juniors watching foids giggle around in the field from the tiny ass window we were bored out of our minds it was chemistry period and honestly fuck that i wasn’t gonna sit there pretending to care about molar mass while these npcs played pretend outside twirling their hair laughing for attention posting stories like anyone gave a shit
we were just sitting on the toilet lid passing chips around saying nothing just breathing stale air and existing then one of those bitch ass teachers caught us the old chemistry one always pissed off at nothing walks in yelling like she caught terrorists or something starts going off about discipline respect future whatever
we followed her back to class half out of boredom half just to avoid making a scene but five minutes later we realized she wasn’t in the room anymore turns out she went to take a shit in the staff washroom right around the corner
so i go back with one of the juniors and we see the mop the long janitor one just sitting there with literal shit still floating in the toilet from some normie who took a massive shit in the stall before us i dunk the whole fucking mop head in it thick brown sludge dripping and lean it right against the outisde of her stall door tilted just enough so when she opens it it’ll swipe across her like a fucking paint roller
we ran back to class no hesitation sat down like nothing happened and then we heard it this long scream echoing through the hallway real primal type of scream not pain just pure humiliation
and no i wouldn’t have done that if she was stacylite or above i don’t touch high tier foids even if they’re annoying but low tier beckies who act like they’re queens in their crusty ahh and coffee stained ID cards thinking they can talk down to people like they matter nah fuck that
some people get power and forget they’re still human someone had to remind her
no regrets
we were just sitting on the toilet lid passing chips around saying nothing just breathing stale air and existing then one of those bitch ass teachers caught us the old chemistry one always pissed off at nothing walks in yelling like she caught terrorists or something starts going off about discipline respect future whatever
we followed her back to class half out of boredom half just to avoid making a scene but five minutes later we realized she wasn’t in the room anymore turns out she went to take a shit in the staff washroom right around the corner
so i go back with one of the juniors and we see the mop the long janitor one just sitting there with literal shit still floating in the toilet from some normie who took a massive shit in the stall before us i dunk the whole fucking mop head in it thick brown sludge dripping and lean it right against the outisde of her stall door tilted just enough so when she opens it it’ll swipe across her like a fucking paint roller
we ran back to class no hesitation sat down like nothing happened and then we heard it this long scream echoing through the hallway real primal type of scream not pain just pure humiliation
and no i wouldn’t have done that if she was stacylite or above i don’t touch high tier foids even if they’re annoying but low tier beckies who act like they’re queens in their crusty ahh and coffee stained ID cards thinking they can talk down to people like they matter nah fuck that
some people get power and forget they’re still human someone had to remind her
no regrets
