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[Gengar’s Ghost]

Nah i'm not circumcised, not a muslim. But yeah it basically depends which school you follow, but it's still part of fitrah. So i think if you neglect circumcision without like an actual excuse, most scholars would deem it to be makruh at the very least, even if it's sunnah

Mirin your interest in Islam. I thought you were a muzzie.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

what the fuck

Vote in the poll goy (unless atheist).

 

[imontheloose]

If we're meeting I'm going to treat you to some ice cream as a way to make up for the inconvenience you've been subjected to because of my recklessness.

Don’t you worry, son. We can have some pistachio ice cream together. I’ll give you clues of my previous names until you guess it right. You’re the chosen shabbos goy. Very little have guessed correctly!

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Don’t you worry, son. We can have some pistachio ice cream together. I’ll give you clues of my previous names until you guess it right. You’re the chosen shabbos goy. Very little have guessed correctly!

Unfortunately, I am not at this guessing stuff. You'd have to tell me. Say, you are not ethnic, are you?

 

[averagenormie]

Mine looks like that when flaccid, but when erect it's Normal. It's kinda strange.

I don't know if its a circumision but I remeber they cut a very small part and injected me with something in my eurethra it was very painful at the time and I bleeeded hella

 

[imontheloose]

Unfortunately, I am not at this guessing stuff. You'd have to tell me. Say, you are not ethnic, are you?

No! I’m an Englishman. Well, I might classify as ethnic since I have like 5% Irish (may as well be black) DNA.

 

[imontheloose]

I don't know if its a circumision but I remeber they cut a very small part and injected me with something in my eurethra it was very painful at the time and I bleeeded hella

Was the doctor Somali?

 

[childishkillah]

I wonder if there's a trend in Islamic circumcision styles or if it's dependent on location. Straightest .org thread of the day, btw.

I'm unsure whether these pictures depict erect penises or flaccid penises, I'm thinking erect. Mine is kinda weird, it seems to have two different styles depending on flaccid vs erect.

Feel free to add whether you were cut in the west or abroad, if it was done in the hospital or a clinic, if the surgeon was Islamic or not.

I was cut by an Islamic surgeon at a religious clinic, ran by Islamic people. Got cut way back in the 1990s.

High and tight

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Low and tight.

 

[Jaynoyn523]

I wonder if there's a trend in Islamic circumcision styles or if it's dependent on location. Straightest .org thread of the day, btw.

I'm unsure whether these pictures depict erect penises or flaccid penises, I'm thinking erect. Mine is kinda weird, it seems to have two different styles depending on flaccid vs erect.

Feel free to add whether you were cut in the west or abroad, if it was done in the hospital or a clinic, if the surgeon was Islamic or not.

I was cut by an Islamic surgeon at a religious clinic, ran by Islamic people. Got cut way back in the 1990s.

High and tight

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Low and tight

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High and loose

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Low and loose

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not muslim anymore tho

 

[Deleted member 169149]

Inshallah I Will Bomb Israel

 

[marioskbts]

None , I'm a revert I don't want to lose my inch but which one is the best I'll do it myself

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I don't know if its a circumision but I remeber they cut a very small part and injected me with something in my eurethra it was very painful at the time and I bleeeded hella

Are you Filipino? They have their own style, called tuli. They remove the foreskin but keep the frenulum.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

No! I’m an Englishman. Well, I might classify as ethnic since I have like 5% Irish (may as well be black) DNA.

5% Irish? Mirin hard bhaichacho.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Low and tight.

Mine changes from low and tight (flaccid) to normal (erect). It’s strange.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

not muslim anymore tho

Brootal jahannam pill. Why not?

 

[imontheloose]

5% Irish? Mirin hard bhaichacho.

No! Ruined my Anglo genes.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Inshallah I Will Bomb Israel

Saudi Arabia apparently let Israel make use of its airspace against Iran.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

None , I'm a revert I don't want to lose my inch but which one is the best I'll do it myself

You don’t have to do it, it’s just recommended.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

None , I'm a revert I don't want to lose my inch but which one is the best I'll do it myself

And mirin bhaichacho.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

No! Ruined my Anglo genes.

Alternative POV: it enhanced them.

 

[Jaynoyn523]

Brootal jahannam pill. Why not?

idk i just never really prayed, nor did my dad my mom is the only religious one. me and my dad used to smoke up during eid prayer when my mom forced us to go, i even memorised the quran and became a hafiz but this was when i was 13 when i was 16 i kinda jsut drifted away because i just don’t believe god is real, don’t think god could be real

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

idk i just never really prayed, nor did my dad my mom is the only religious one. me and my dad used to smoke up during eid prayer when my mom forced us to go, i even memorised the quran and became a hafiz but this was when i was 13 when i was 16 i kinda jsut drifted away because i just don’t believe god is real, don’t think god could be real

From Quran-e-hafiz to murtad is such a fall from grace. What’s your ethnic background?

 

[imontheloose]

Alternative POV: it enhanced them.

When you see me, I’ll autistically explain why them Irish BASTARD genes ruined me!

 

[Jaynoyn523]

From Quran-e-hafiz to murtad is such a fall from grace. What’s your ethnic background?

i’m afghan

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

When you see me, I’ll autistically explain why them Irish BASTARD genes ruined me!

Looking forward to seeing you in New Islamabad.

 

[marioskbts]

You don’t have to do it, it’s just recommended.

Wajib

 

[Deleted member 2461]

I wonder if there's a trend in Islamic circumcision styles or if it's dependent on location. Straightest .org thread of the day, btw.

I'm unsure whether these pictures depict erect penises or flaccid penises, I'm thinking erect. Mine is kinda weird, it seems to have two different styles depending on flaccid vs erect.

Feel free to add whether you were cut in the west or abroad, if it was done in the hospital or a clinic, if the surgeon was Islamic or not.

I was cut by an Islamic surgeon at a religious clinic, ran by Islamic people. Got cut way back in the 1990s.

High and tight

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Low and tight

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High and loose

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Low and loose

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Normal

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No NSFW tag? Ur ass is getting banned buddy

(Also update bwo? , sorry if I'm being annoying)

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

i’m afghan

Cool! One of my Afghan friends became a murtad. But he’s religious now. Perhaps you will return in the future.

 

[imontheloose]

Looking forward to seeing you in New Islamabad.

Imagine my great-grandfather who died at the Battle of Dunkirk seeing the Islamic Republic of Great Britain.

 

[Deleted member 169149]

Saudi Arabia apparently let Israel make use of its airspace against Iran.

From the historical point of view, was it expected? Or is it some kind of betrayal, like Russia to Ukraine?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Wajib

According to two school of thoughts, but the school of thought with most followers (Hanafi) say it is sunnah.

 

[Jaynoyn523]

Cool! One of my Afghan friends became a murtad. But he’s religious now. Perhaps you will return in the future.

yeah maybe ,who knows, if god is real he’ll guide me ig, but rn i enjoy my lifestyle without religion so i doubt it

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

From the historical point of view, was it expected? Or is it some kind of betrayal, like Russia to Ukraine?

It’s expected — Sunni vs Shia, but it’s also some kind of betrayal because Israel is killing Sunni Arabs everyday and yet they allowed it.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

No NSFW tag? Ur ass is getting banned buddy

(Also update bwo? , sorry if I'm being annoying)

No worries — yes, I don’t have a good update to share though.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Imagine my great-grandfather who died at the Battle of Dunkirk seeing the Islamic Republic of Great Britain.

Sharia4Britainmaxxing?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I wonder if there's a trend in Islamic circumcision styles or if it's dependent on location. Straightest .org thread of the day, btw.

I'm unsure whether these pictures depict erect penises or flaccid penises, I'm thinking erect. Mine is kinda weird, it seems to have two different styles depending on flaccid vs erect.

Feel free to add whether you were cut in the west or abroad, if it was done in the hospital or a clinic, if the surgeon was Islamic or not.

I was cut by an Islamic surgeon at a religious clinic, ran by Islamic people. Got cut way back in the 1990s.

High and tight

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Low and tight

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High and loose

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Low and loose

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Normal

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Were you 9 years old when you got cut? Shit, how old are you now?

 

[marioskbts]

According to two school of thoughts, but the school of thought with most followers (Hanafi) say it is sunnah.

Hanaficel nah jk but sheikh said I should

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

yeah maybe ,who knows, if god is real he’ll guide me ig, but rn i enjoy my lifestyle without religion so i doubt it

Lmao. That’s why most people become murtads, they wanna slay. But usually the guys become incels while the foid can easily get sex and this frustrates the guys too. It’s p funny.

 

[imontheloose]

Sharia4Britainmaxxing?

No! No Shepherd’s pie for you!

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Were you 9 years old when you got cut? Shit, how old are you now?

No, I was 3 months old. I’m turning 30 at the end of the year. What about you? I assume you were cut after birth since you’re American. IF you’re American, that is.

 

[Jaynoyn523]

Lmao. That’s why most people become murtads, they wanna slay. But usually the guys become incels while the foid can easily get sex and this frustrates the guys too. It’s p funny.

i get sex pretty regularly tbh so it’s fine for me, i’m also kinda addicted to some drugs so yeah

 

[Deleted member 2461]

No worries — yes, I don’t have a good update to share though.

Shiet. What's up?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Hanaficel nah jk but sheikh said I should

Are you a Salafistcel? Ultimately the decision lies with you, but you aren’t required from a religious perspective to do it. I personally would never do it, so I’m glad I was circumcised when I was too young to remember it.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

No! No Shepherd’s pie for you!

Nooooo.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

i get sex pretty regularly tbh so it’s fine for me, i’m also kinda addicted to some drugs so yeah

Lmao muzzies do these things anyway and then still go to the mosque. But they’re better than me from a religious perspective because at least they pray (unlike me). Joever for me.

 

[Deleted member 126320]

op you should have asked jewish users too

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Shiet. What's up?

Apparently I’m too gullible and users take advantage of this.

 

[marioskbts]

Are you a Salafistcel? Ultimately the decision lies with you, but you aren’t required from a religious perspective to do it. I personally would never do it, so I’m glad I was circumcised when I was too young to remember it.

Yes I'm Salaficel

 

[Jaynoyn523]

Lmao muzzies do these things anyway and then still go to the mosque. But they’re better than me from a religious perspective because at least they pray (unlike me). Joever for me.

true but i’m better off not associating with something that i don’t even believe in ykwim

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

op you should have asked jewish users too

Tbh, but I think Jewish users have it cut high and tight based on the examples I’ve seen online (no homo).