It is over , I’m having a hemorrhoids.

ChadFucksYourOneitis

ChadFucksYourOneitis

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Stayed up for night because it felt like I was dying ngl, I thought It is just a normal diarrhead but It turns out I’m having a hemorrhoids after checkout my used toilet paper. Gonna have an on-site exam in two days. Fuck I hope the prof cancels the on-site and make it take-home so I can cheatmaxx with GPT4. I hope it is a mild one , I don’t want an old gay Jew doc to inspecting my shithole,
 
I can’t fathom those who enjoy having BBCs running in and out their shithole.
 
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So u poo blood?
 
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not even remotely close. i've had hemorrhoids for decades. never went to doctors, self treated with epsom salt baths and masssaging bulging veins back inside rectum. let it heal, then repeat process with compacted calcium enriched shit that cuts my ass to shreds
 
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So u poo blood?
Yeah but not so much , it is only visible when I check out my used paper. Never again meatmaxxed meal , never again browsing looksmax while shitting.
 
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ur suppoesed to poo while sitting like an indian shitting on the street
 
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not even remotely close. i've had hemorrhoids for decades. never went to doctors, self treated with epsom salt baths and masssaging bulging veins back inside rectum. let it heal, then repeat process with compacted calcium enriched shit that cuts my ass to shreds
Kudos bro for enduring this shit for decades , the possibilities of an infection, if left untreated ,scare me shitless so I’ll be booking a doc after the exams.
 
ur suppoesed to poo while sitting like an indian shitting on the street
Can’t yoga, I’m bloated and I’ll be killing my knees while squat-shitting.
 
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That’s what happen when you fantasize about blackgymmax buddy boyolo
 
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How is mgtow joos propaganda? Marrying is joos propaganda you retard. Keep wagecucking while she fucks tyrone
 
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