it was like a comedy movie

[Vermilioncore]

At my old job I needed to take a shit so bad I thought I was gonna shit my pants and I was working with two clients; a mom and her daughter. And I was trying to hurry with them so I could rush to the bathroom, but the mom said “you know what I’m sorry sir I have to go to the bathroom” and left me mid conversation and then I was like “at least once she’s out I can go” but then as the mom walked to the bathroom her daughter said “wait mom i was gonna say I had to go too!”

And I just knew I was gonna end up shitting myself because just my shit luck everyone had to go to the shitter Right when I needed it most

That’s just one of many examples of my life being shit and having bad luck all the time

 

[SoundnVision]

You're a funny guy fella

 

[superpsycho]

brutal luckpill