It's absolutely crazy to think I almost died a few times

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why tf would you go hiking again
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Mostly my parents fault. They let me run around alone when I was like 10.
I decided to sit on a rock that was the border to a 50m cliff. If my retarded 10yo ass tripped or lost balance I would have died lol

Seeing a bear doesnt mean u almost died
What kind of bears exist in Europe? :feelstastyman:
 
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Mostly my parents fault. They let me run around alone when I was like 10.
I decided to sit on a rock that was the border to a 50m cliff. If my retarded 10yo ass tripped or lost balance I would have died lol
Nigga this isnt almost dying
 
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"i almost died when walking on the side of the road today because a car couldve flew off the road and killed me"
 
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Like if things were a little different I'd be gone, not existing anymore.
2 of these instances were connected to hiking in the mountains
I don't think that's too far from the norm. You pampered mother fucker.

Imagine making it through childhood at any point in history before 110 years back, just so some spoiled punk in 2025 can marvel on an incel forum at how "crazy" it is that he's had a few near death experiences.
 
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I don't think that's too far from the norm. You pampered mother fucker.

Imagine making it through childhood at any point in history before 110 years back, just so some spoiled punk in 2025 can marvel on an incel forum at how "crazy" it is that he's had a few near death experiences.
Did I ever say it's special you retarded fuck?
 
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Mostly my parents fault. They let me run around alone when I was like 10.
I decided to sit on a rock that was the border to a 50m cliff. If my retarded 10yo ass tripped or lost balance I would have died lol
Nigga this isnt almost dying
halfway thru reading that i thought he was gonna say he fell off and got a concussion by falling off the rock lol
 
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Proof u were meant to be something big fr :soy:
 
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It's "crazy", is what you said. And in the context yes, that's exactly what you meant.
You gotta be mentally retarded or have 0 literacy, literally no correlation
 
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You gotta be mentally retarded or have 0 literacy, literally no correlation
"It's absolutely crazy to think I almost died a few times"

What do you mean by "crazy"?
 
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Like if things were a little different I'd be gone, not existing anymore.
2 of these instances were connected to hiking in the mountains
Glad your still with us otherwise we wouldn’t witness your great threads
 
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"It's absolutely crazy to think I almost died a few times"

What do you mean by "crazy"?
The concept of me being not alive is so far yet it could have happened multiple times.
This thought is crazy to me

Glad your still with us otherwise we wouldn’t witness your great threads
Thanks my fav tranny
 
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Like if things were a little different I'd be gone, not existing anymore.
2 of these instances were connected to hiking in the mountains
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