It's absolutely over for you if you have a NPC surname

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If you're American and your surname is something like Johnson, Smith, Jones, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Hispanic and your surname is something like Fernandez, Dominguez, Gomez, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Brazilian/Portuguese and your surname is something like Ribeiro, Silva, Souza, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Italian and your surname is something like Rossi, Russo, Esposito, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're German and your surname is something like Müller, Schneider, Schmidt, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're French and your surname is something like Martin, Bernard, Robert, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Russian and your surname is something like Ivanov, Smirnov, Popov, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

I could go on, but it was pointless from the second row onwards.

Why is it over, you may ask? Because your bloodline is literally composed by low class peasants that most likely were jewish. Never forget that jews tended to adopt common surnames in order to blend in with the rest of the population back in the 12th century when the Inquisition was persecuting them.

You're practically a bot. You're part of the cattle. No originally whatsoever. Will live and die in the shadow of the people with memorable last names. This is the most brutal pill thus far.
 
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lifefuel, my last name is Uzumaki
 
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cant relate, my last name is Uchiha
 
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Take the Surnamepill
 
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Bro I have an arab surname
I would rather have a bolivian surname
 
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Bro I have an arab surname
I would rather have a bolivian surname
I have two surnames, one Italian and the other German. Impossible to lose in life with such main-character traits.
 
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What is your surname op?
 
I have two surnames, one Italian and the other German. Impossible to lose in life with such main-character traits.
Mirin surname mogger
 
Mirin surname mogger
The most mogger part is that they're together but separated by a -
For example (this is not my surname): Conte-Afflerbach
 
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Lifefuel
 
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i'm descendant of nobility
 
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The most mogger part is that they're together but separated by a -
For example (this is not my surname): Conte-Afflerbach
I like names like this
For example: Ocasio-Cortez, her surname is a massive halo even tho its cuban or something
 
I like names like this
For example: Ocasio-Cortez, her surname is a massive halo even tho its cuban or something
It mogs. Surnames like that one are very unique sounding and looking. Do they exist in Brazil?
 
Legit my surname is so fucking typical I opted to have my first name on my school Jersy instead of my last like everyone else because its so fucking cookie-cutter
 
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Short, easy to remember names are always better than hard, difficult to pronounce names, just look at all the celebrities, who choose a stage name that it's usually short and easy to remember.
I have a foreign, harder to pronounce name and always when I introduced myself or when a teacher would first read the school catalog, people would frown and have this weird, WTF expression on their faces, I always had to correct them to pronounce my name properly, which obviously is not a great way to start with new people you've just met.
 
Short, easy to remember names are always better than hard, difficult to pronounce names, just look at all the celebrities, who choose a stage name that it's usually short and easy to remember.
I have a foreign, harder to pronounce name and always when I introduced myself or when a teacher would first read the school catalog, people would frown and have this weird, WTF expression on their faces, I always had to correct them to pronounce my name properly, which obviously is not a great way to start with new people you've just met.
Not true brother. The fact that your surname sounds weird makes everybody remember you. If your surname was common they'd forget it in an instant.
 
dark triad islamicmaxxed surname mogs
 
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It mogs. Surnames like that one are very unique sounding and looking. Do they exist in Brazil?
Some arab surnames are like that, such as Abi-Saber but its not very common to find surnames like this
 
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If you're American and your surname is something like Johnson, Smith, Jones, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Hispanic and your surname is something like Fernandez, Dominguez, Gomez, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Brazilian/Portuguese and your surname is something like Ribeiro, Silva, Souza, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Italian and your surname is something like Rossi, Russo, Esposito, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're German and your surname is something like Müller, Schneider, Schmidt, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're French and your surname is something like Martin, Bernard, Robert, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Russian and your surname is something like Ivanov, Smirnov, Popov, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

I could go on, but it was pointless from the second row onwards.

Why is it over, you may ask? Because your bloodline is literally composed by low class peasants that most likely were jewish. Never forget that jews tended to adopt common surnames in order to blend in with the rest of the population back in the 12th century when the Inquisition was persecuting them.

You're practically a bot. You're part of the cattle. No originally whatsoever. Will live and die in the shadow of the people with memorable last names. This is the most brutal pill thus far.
i have an extremely unique surname very high class and well known so im happy
 
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my family name is rare as fuck, I have seen people with the same name only on facebook and they are only a few
 
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Not true brother. The fact that your surname sounds weird makes everybody remember you. If your surname was common they'd forget it in an instant.
Nope, people would rather avoid you than be forced to interact with you and pronounce a complicated name. For some teachers in school I was "Gigi's colleague", they kept forgetting my name because it was unusual.
 
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Lifefuel, my surname is Fassbender. :cool:
 
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Nope, people would rather avoid you than be forced to interact with you and pronounce a complicated name. For some teachers in school I was "Gigi's colleague", they kept forgetting my name because it was unusual.
Bro if your name is Thomas Johnson you wont even be able to find an available IG or Twitter handle. Your account would end up looking like this: @thommmy_j0hns0n_.3 or some garbage like that. If you have a unique name you can get a better handle like @martinhutzel
 
If you're American and your surname is something like Johnson, Smith, Jones, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Hispanic and your surname is something like Fernandez, Dominguez, Gomez, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Brazilian/Portuguese and your surname is something like Ribeiro, Silva, Souza, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Italian and your surname is something like Rossi, Russo, Esposito, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're German and your surname is something like Müller, Schneider, Schmidt, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're French and your surname is something like Martin, Bernard, Robert, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Russian and your surname is something like Ivanov, Smirnov, Popov, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

I could go on, but it was pointless from the second row onwards.

Why is it over, you may ask? Because your bloodline is literally composed by low class peasants that most likely were jewish. Never forget that jews tended to adopt common surnames in order to blend in with the rest of the population back in the 12th century when the Inquisition was persecuting them.

You're practically a bot. You're part of the cattle. No originally whatsoever. Will live and die in the shadow of the people with memorable last names. This is the most brutal pill thus far.
Bieber surname means of royalty mog.

Justin bieber blue eyes ig ftr
 
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OP's name is Ghurjeet Kumar
 
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OP's name is Ghurjeet Kumar
That surname is better than Stewart or Rodríguez. I'd rather have that surname than any of the aforementioned.
 
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Bro if your name is Thomas Johnson you wont even be able to find an available IG or Twitter handle. Your account would end up looking like this: @thommmy_j0hns0n_.3 or some garbage like that. If you have a unique name you can get a better handle like @martinhutzel
If you have an unusual name like Colquhoun you will see how often people will mispronounced it, they will call you Colquon, Colqohon, Colqon, Calgon, etc., you're not gonna impress one with this name; you just arrived in a new school, a new class, you're perfectly average there's nothing memorable about you, and there are 20-30 other people there, guys with names like Smith, Jones, Pitt, etc. will immediately be remembered, you'll be "that guy" or "what's his name" guy, or they will misspeak your name or you could even get a mocking nickname.
Mine sounded like the name of a famous Nazi scientist, but very few people would get the reference because most Romanians are uneducated, they would simply make a disgusted face when hearing my name for the first time.

If you don't believe me just change your name to something unusual and then report back how new people react to you.
 
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If you have an unusual name like Colquhoun you will see how often people will mispronounced it, they will call you Colquon, Colqohon, Colqon, Calgon, etc., you're not gonna impress one with this name; you just arrived in a new school, a new class, you're perfectly average there's nothing memorable about you, and there are 20-30 other people there, guys with names like Smith, Jones, Pitt, etc. will immediately be remembered, you'll be "that guy" or "what's his name" guy, or they will misspeak your name or you could even get a mocking nickname.
Mine sounded like the name of a famous Nazi scientist, but very few people would get the reference because most Romanians are uneducated, they would simply make a disgusted face when hearing my name for the first time.

If you don't believe me just change your name to something unusual and then report back how new people react to you.
Was your surname Mengele? JFL if so, then you're a surname mogger
That about the confusion shouldn't happen to you unless your name is something like Blaszczykowski or Polish gibberish like that
If your surname is something like Landa-Frenzel or Bahle-Auerbach no one will misspell it
 
Only 7000 people have my surname, so if I move to another country I’ll be rare af
 
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Lifefuel my name is Joseph Stalin
 
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I have a protuguese one
 
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Give your kids cool and special names = chads in the future
 
Is Franco a NPC surname?
 
reminder that Homer Simpson was literally a name taken from an anti-white jewish book describing this kind of beer-drinking slob as a white archetype. being ordinary = death.
 
Ight my names Jose, i'm good.
 
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If you're American and your surname is something like Johnson, Smith, Jones, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Hispanic and your surname is something like Fernandez, Dominguez, Gomez, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Brazilian/Portuguese and your surname is something like Ribeiro, Silva, Souza, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Italian and your surname is something like Rossi, Russo, Esposito, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're German and your surname is something like Müller, Schneider, Schmidt, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're French and your surname is something like Martin, Bernard, Robert, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

If you're Russian and your surname is something like Ivanov, Smirnov, Popov, etc. it's over for you, you're a NPC.

I could go on, but it was pointless from the second row onwards.

Why is it over, you may ask? Because your bloodline is literally composed by low class peasants that most likely were jewish. Never forget that jews tended to adopt common surnames in order to blend in with the rest of the population back in the 12th century when the Inquisition was persecuting them.

You're practically a bot. You're part of the cattle. No originally whatsoever. Will live and die in the shadow of the people with memorable last names. This is the most brutal pill thus far.
my surname is Holmes am i good?
 
WHERE IS "LOPEZ" ITS LITERALLY THE MOST POPULAR NON CHINESE SUR NAME LOL
 
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What about hungarian surname Erdös?
 
Over for my Santos surname
 
Ivan Ivanov Ivanovitch
 
Hitler here
 

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