StraightHeadJames
Musician 🏴☠️🏴☠️ of the narcy Pirates
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to actually get bitches, be a slayer or at least have the possibility to be (without having the possibility u are fked even if u just want LTR) so much needs to go right
1. be born with no deformations and remain a healthy boy
2. have a good puberty with exercise and sun etc and good parents that feed u decent food at least (unless ramirez genes)
3. don't get acne and acne scars or other skin conditions in puberty (in some cases it just makes u incel until u get rid of it)
4. be at least 6 foot tall at the bare minimum (otherwise u can slay Ltbs and Mtbs but get made fun of)
5. have at the very least a 6.5 inch dick
6. don't be recessed, don't have low hyoid
7. good hair, a HTN previous slayer i knew got ruined from some condition that made him bald JFL
8. be athletic
9. hyper NT levels like 90% of HTNs
brutal shit innit, niggas are just casually winning the lottery 100x over
1. be born with no deformations and remain a healthy boy
2. have a good puberty with exercise and sun etc and good parents that feed u decent food at least (unless ramirez genes)
3. don't get acne and acne scars or other skin conditions in puberty (in some cases it just makes u incel until u get rid of it)
4. be at least 6 foot tall at the bare minimum (otherwise u can slay Ltbs and Mtbs but get made fun of)
5. have at the very least a 6.5 inch dick
6. don't be recessed, don't have low hyoid
7. good hair, a HTN previous slayer i knew got ruined from some condition that made him bald JFL
8. be athletic
9. hyper NT levels like 90% of HTNs
brutal shit innit, niggas are just casually winning the lottery 100x over
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