It's Friday! Although...

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Somewhere deep in the uncharted ocean waters of the Pacific, lies an island with a stranded man living on it.

"Ugh. Not sure what day this is. Could be Sunday. Could be Wednesday. Saturday. Ugh, fuck. I'm just gonna call this Sunmonday. Perhaps, Weekday. But what if it's a weekend? Weekendday! Brilliant. And tomorrow will be Weekendday 2. Yes! Thankfully I have all the fish and crabs I can eat. So there's that!"

Later that day, a hundred miles away, an oil spill occurs. The next day, the deadly waters reach the island.

"Ugh, boogers. There goes all that fish and crab I can eat. Perhaps it's the end of the world!"

An airliner flies over.

"Snapper crappers. Either that's one big fucking drone on autopilot or this world's still kicking it. Ugh. Starvation's a motherfucker."

A week later, as he dies from starvation, he reminisces,

"Weekendday? What the fuck was I thinking? Fucked Days is more like it. I'm Fucked, day one. I'm Really Fucked, day two. FUCK! Day three. What the Fuck? Day four.....ugh."

He dies.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Ugh. Snapper crappers.

 

[Growth Plate]

Ugh. Tell me about it.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

jim is in love

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

jim is in love

Ugh. Love is odd. I had no idea of its design. Although I was in love a few times in the past. But forgot about it. Life. Ugh. Then there were a few women in love with me throughout the recent years. And I thought they were just fucking crazy or trying to manipulate me. You know, so they can steal all my stuff. I had no idea Love can inspire you to please another with no strings attached or devious demeanor at work. Ugh. Life on Earth is alien to aliens.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 10949]

Ugh. Love is odd. I had no idea of its design. Although I was in love a few times in the past. But forgot about it. Life. Ugh. Then there were a few women in love with me throughout the recent years. And I thought they were just fucking crazy or trying to manipulate me. You know, so they can steal all my stuff. I had no idea Love can inspire you to please another with no strings attached or devious demeanor at work. Ugh. Life on Earth is alien to aliens.

UGH IM AUTISTIC UGH

 

[Ritalincel]

Ugh. Love is odd. I had no idea of its design. Although I was in love a few times in the past. But forgot about it. Life. Ugh. Then there were a few women in love with me throughout the recent years. And I thought they were just fucking crazy or trying to manipulate me. You know, so they can steal all my stuff. I had no idea Love can inspire you to please another with no strings attached or devious demeanor at work. Ugh. Life on Earth is alien to aliens.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

@Ritalincel So there's another profile, or you can access anyone's? Ofc, you can. 80,000 posts would make you one of the webmasters behind that cPanel, uh?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

@Ritalincel So there's another profile, or you can access anyone's? Ofc, you can. 80,000 posts would make you one of the webmasters behind that cPanel, uh?

Ugh. Scratch that. I'm losing it. I see now. You snapped a shot from my AVI. Ugh. Fucking agings a mother fucker.