It’s funny when sluts take nasty, fat shits then try to mask the smell

[Vermilioncore]

When I worked at the hospital, some nurses went into the bathroom and I was outside waiting to use the bathroom, and the bitch came out and looked at me pale as fuck, knowing I was about to inhale the smell of her toxic shit.

Then I entered the bathroom and was hit with the smell of shit mixed with perfume/febreeze. It made it smell a million times worse. Jfl. Imagine some slut saying “oowee! My poop stinks! Time to spray my bath and body perfume to mask the stench hehe!”

 

[Deleted member 23359]

 

[badamj]

Girls are nasty bro, 80% of them can barely clean their room, nasty ass mfs

Not to mention their diets

 

[Wallenberg]

why you use women's toilet

 

[Vermilioncore]

why you use women's toilet

Everyone shared the same one. It was a nice bathroom, with toilet, shower, etc. it’s for nurses, doctors, etc so we used it in case we had to shower during overnight 16hour shifts or some shit

 

[Deleted member 26092]

Jfl for ever going into women‘s toilet.
Their toilets are 10 times more nasty than the men‘s toilets.
Bloody tampons and trash patched to walls like it is some bavarian butcherhouse, plus piss and shit sprinkled all over the toilets.

 

[The Grinch]

When I worked at the hospital

You mean, as the toilet cleaner?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Jfl for ever going into women‘s toilet.
Their toilets are 10 times more nasty than the men‘s toilets.
Bloody tampons and trash patched to walls like it is some bavarian butcherhouse, plus piss and shit sprinkled all over the toilets.

Sometimes I jerked my cock and busted a nut all over the floor. But cleaned it up after because I didn’t want them to see it and then get security camera footage of me being the last male to go in there

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Did u drop out of med school or something

 

[The Grinch]

why you use women's toilet

Because he had to clean it, that was his job

 

[Vermilioncore]

You mean, as the toilet cleaner?

No as your personal Mother Fucker. Your whore mother got her shithole cleaned out with my cock like she was a clogged drain and my cock was a drain cleaner

 

[Vermilioncore]

Did u drop out of med school or something

Graduated

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Graduated

So why aren’t u a doctor

 

[Vermilioncore]

So why aren’t u a doctor

Who said I wasn’t

 

[The Grinch]

Who said I wasn’t

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Deleted member 26092]

Sometimes I jerked my cock and busted a nut all over the floor. But cleaned it up after because I didn’t want them to see it and then get security camera footage of me being the last male to go in there

Should‘ve cummed on the toilet paper.
9 months later on the news: „Whole team of nurses impregnated. Possible suspect, the chief doctor“

 

[Vermilioncore]

Should‘ve cummed on the toilet paper.
9 months later on the news: „Whole team of nurses impregnated. Possible suspect, the chief doctor“

Damn, some onion news shit innit

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Who said I wasn’t

haven’t u mentioned u have like a call centre job or something

 

[c0pemaxxer]

Who said I wasn’t

was 5 years of studycelling worth it? how much bank do you make

 

[Vermilioncore]

haven’t u mentioned u have like a call centre job or something

Yes. That’s one thing about me; you never know if it’s a lie or truth — zodiac killer shit

 

[Deleted member 26092]

Damn, some onion news shit innit

Bro sooner or later they‘re gonna conduct a random study of „what kind of bacteria live on a hospital toilet floor“ or some shit like that.
And then they‘re just going the find the DNA of your dried cum on the ground.

 

[Vermilioncore]

was 5 years of studycelling worth it? how much bank do you make

enough, but it’s not worth it. If I could go back in time I’d never go to school and just get a 20 an hour job as shift manager at McDonald’s. They get paid decent bucks for being McDonald’s people. It’s over imagine wasting years of your life and not being happy or rich

 

[c0pemaxxer]

enough, but it’s not worth it. If I could go back in time I’d never go to school and just get a 20 an hour job as shift manager at McDonald’s. They get paid decent bucks for being McDonald’s people. It’s over imagine wasting years of your life and not being happy or rich

bachelors? or masters too?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Bro sooner or later they‘ll gonna conduct a study of „what kind of bacteria live on a hospital toilet floor“.
And then they‘re just going the find the DNA of your dried cum on the ground.

I’ll say it was a medical problem and I was aiming for the toilet but missed

 

[Vermilioncore]

bachelors? or masters too?

bachelors

 

[Deleted member 26092]

I’ll say it was a medical problem and I was aiming for the toilet but missed

Innit

 

[Vermilioncore]

Innit

Juice on your chin motherfucker. Over!

 

[Deleted member 26092]

Juice on your chin motherfucker. Over!

Jokes on you mate my chin is weak.

 

[Deleted member 24940]

Who said I wasn’t

Career mogs me. How much you make? My friend's dad in highschool was an abortionist ob/gyn doctor and he made legit 1.2 million CAD per year.

All doctor wages are public in Canada since the government pays them so that's how I know.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Career mogs me. How much you make? My friend's dad in highschool was an abortionist ob/gyn doctor and he made legit 1.2 million CAD per year.

All doctor wages are public in Canada since the government pays them so that's how I know.

less than him, but I remember when I did my residency and was basically getting paid $35 an hour but that’s not that good at all compared to what others make today

 

[Deleted member 24940]

less than him, but I remember when I did my residency and was basically getting paid $35 an hour but that’s not that good at all compared to what others make today

Yeah, he was an extreme case since he was the only doctor that did abortions in our small city of 40,000 in Alberta. The average doctor was making like 200-300k which is still great.

 

[Deleted member 16288]

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