ITS HAPPENING

[Alexanderr]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

 

[Alexanderr]

WHERE DO CHADS BUY THEIR CONDOMS? GIVE ME THE BIGGEST SIZE YOU GOT. I AM GETTING LAID.

 

[Deleted member 240873]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

Mirin

 

[true_subhuman_here]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

this is going to be me in 7 years ngl

 

[Deleted member 284650]

YAYYYYYYY

 

[HundredManSlayer]

let’s goooo

 

[Deleted member 284650]

 

[muhammad18347]

Mirin

 

[muhammad18347]

Inb4 he gets catfished and it turns out to be a tranny

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

fucking fakecel forum

 

[User28823]

and then u fall in love just to get cheated on when he walks in the room

 

[Alexanderr]

Inb4 he gets catfished and it turns out to be a tranny

YOU THINK IM A FOOL? I MET HER ALREADY, I JUST HIT HER UP ON IG AFTER TO MAKE IT CLEAR IM INTERESTED - SHE IS TOO, AND NOW WE'VE GOT A DATE. A POOL DATE. WHY? BECAUSE POOL IS THE PERFECT DATE TO GET TOUCHY WITH HER. WHEN I SAY IM GETTING LAID -- I MEAN IT.

 

[Alexanderr]

fucking fakecel forum

IVE BEEN HERE FOR 7 DAMN YEARS, IT WAS ABOUT TIME.... MY DICKS TIRED OF ONLY GETTING TOUCHED BY MY OWN HANDS, OKAY?

 

[muhammad18347]

YOU THINK IM A FOOL? I MET HER ALREADY, I JUST HIT HER UP ON IG AFTER TO MAKE IT CLEAR IM INTERESTED - SHE IS TOO, AND NOW WE'VE GOT A DATE. A POOL DATE. WHY? BECAUSE POOL IS THE PERFECT DATE TO GET TOUCHY WITH HER. WHEN I SAY IM GETTING LAID -- I MEAN IT.

Ladyboys in Thailand are pretty convincing

 

[Luquier]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

It’s better to stay levelheaded and expect nothing to come out of it

If it turns out to be flake you’ll end up roping

 

[ihatereddit]

soon I will be the only stone cold trvcel left... br00tal

 

[Alexanderr]

It’s better to stay levelheaded and expect nothing to come out of it

If it turns out to be flake you’ll end up roping

I WOULD SAY SO TOO, BUT THIS ISNT A TINDER DATE. I MET HER A COUPLE TIMES BEFORE, BUT THIS TIME IS THE FIRST TIME ITS UNDER THE CLEAR PRETEXT OF 'I WANT TO GET IN BED WITH YOU, AT THE END OF THIS'.

 

[Deleted member 307488]

WHERE DO CHADS BUY THEIR CONDOMS? GIVE ME THE BIGGEST SIZE YOU GOT. I AM GETTING LAID.

Make sure you're fully prepeared for sex too. Don't forget to take the pills needed.

Goodluck buddy.

Have fun.

 

[Alexanderr]

But guys, back to being level-headed, where do you acquire...viagra pills? Just in case, just in case. I'm not touching my little man for the next five days, and I'm sure he's up for it, but you know anxiety and all - though I'm not really that nervous suprisingly.

 

[stupid ugly loser]

Congrats bro what r ur stats

 

[Klasik616]

IVE BEEN HERE FOR 7 DAMN YEARS, IT WAS ABOUT TIME.... MY DICKS TIRED OF ONLY GETTING TOUCHED BY MY OWN HANDS, OKAY?

Don't put your expectations too high or you will be dissapointed, calm down

 

[Alexanderr]

Don't put your expectations too high or you will be dissapointed, calm down

Sorry boss, sometimes life gets to you, you know? I'm genuinely proud of myself today, I'll make a story time, but I got my shots IN tonight, and several of them landed. It's unbelievable boys, we're nearing the finish line. This is what 7 years of rotting led up to.

 

[Deleted member 131540]

Don't put your expectations too high or you will be dissapointed, calm down

this ngga is gonna lose his mind if the girl flakes

gl alex, rooting for you

 

[Alexanderr]

Man, do I have a story time to tell you guys. Tomorrow, maybe, if I feel like writing it up. Let me just say one thing-- getting vorinostat was the best thing that's ever happened to me, period.

 

[Klasik616]

Sorry boss, sometimes life gets to you, you know? I'm genuinely proud of myself today, I'll make a story time, but I got my shots IN tonight, and several of them landed. It's unbelievable boys, we're nearing the finish line. This is what 7 years of rotting led up to.

I'm also waiting for that day (24 KV) but I try not too hype me up so much because I know foids already have been on 30+ dates.

 

[holysasa]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

and the first thing u do is go on org, congrats tho dont use a condom for first time

 

[Jatt]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

Ngl I thought you wuz a sex haver

WHERE DO CHADS BUY THEIR CONDOMS? GIVE ME THE BIGGEST SIZE YOU GOT. I AM GETTING LAID.

Get skyn original

 

[HighLtn]

Good luck bro

 

[Informationcapitali]

Wait so u got any surgery or this just somebody u could of pulled without improving?

How long did u know her anyways before this or this just some stranger u hit it well with?

School Classmate by any chance

 

[Scandicel]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

if you want to impress, first take it slow just in normal missionary and do the bear hug method for like a minute or two, and proceed to take her knees on your shoulders missionary.

 

[Fridx]

Mirin

Bro got his spot

 

[theladarer2000]

mirin bro congrats and good luck

 

[turkcelfatcel]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

Fakecel

 

[GynoGladiator]

Man, do I have a story time to tell you guys. Tomorrow, maybe, if I feel like writing it up. Let me just say one thing-- getting vorinostat was the best thing that's ever happened to me, period.

tag me boss

 

[Daddy's Home]

IVE BEEN HERE FOR 7 DAMN YEARS, IT WAS ABOUT TIME.... MY DICKS TIRED OF ONLY GETTING TOUCHED BY MY OWN HANDS, OKAY?

I hope you dream about her tonight as the girl in the video below..

 

[Deleted member 129366]

when its over bro will be like "wait thats it?"

 

[A_H0T_Wombat]

Inb4 he gets catfished and it turns out to be a tranny

Might as well at that point

 

[Daddy's Home]

@BigBallsLarry my sex haver Labubu, give to my boy @Alexanderr right here some advice, so that he doesn't end up like the guy below..

 

[Informationcapitali]

@Alexanderr how long did it take for her to hit u back up in insta anyways?

 

[3pider]

But guys, back to being level-headed, where do you acquire...viagra pills? Just in case, just in case. I'm not touching my little man for the next five days, and I'm sure he's up for it, but you know anxiety and all - though I'm not really that nervous suprisingly.

Buy rhino pills there's its legit just undeclared Viagra and Cialis

 

[PrettyboyQ]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

Rub one out before you go so you last longer

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

Woohoooooo!! I gotta say that I’m surprised. I thought you were already a nonvirgin.

 

[5OuttaTen]

 

[BigBallsLarry]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

good fucking shit alex my man

let us know how it goes ye?

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Woohoooooo!! I gotta say that I’m surprised. I thought you were already a nonvirgin.

Me too It's suprising to hear, he's a smart man.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Rub one out before you go so you last longer

I used to do this but it never worked how you thought, instead of lasting longer my shit just had trouble staying up for longer periods of times. Even when i was ultra horny it'd be 70-80% hard at max.

Long story short, don't jerk off before sex

 

[Wuzzdio]

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

Me hopefully someday
But mirin hard

 

[PrettyboyQ]

I used to do this but it never worked how you thought, instead of lasting longer my shit just had trouble staying up for longer periods of times. Even when i was ultra horny it'd be 70-80% hard at max.

Long story short, don't jerk off before sex

Idk bro for me when I was 13 sneaking out and riding my e bike to go fuck my gf of the time it did the charm. Shit made me go from lasting 5 minutes to an hour or two

Haven’t don’t it since I was a lil jit though just done the pull out and finger method

 

[BR32]

Lifefuel for the community