ITS HAPPENING

IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.



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Mirin
 
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Idk bro for me when I was 13 sneaking out and riding my e bike to go fuck my gf of the time it did the charm. Shit made me go from lasting 5 minutes to an hour or two :lul::lul:

Haven’t don’t it since I was a lil jit though just done the pull out and finger method
I guess it depends from person to person. Maybe i have too low test :feelshah:
 
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I guess it depends from person to person. Maybe i have too low test :feelshah:
Maybe bhai but I was 13 beating my dick every day before I met the chick, could’ve been some hormonal shit or just pure determination to fuck.:forcedsmile:

But I also remember the bitch being bad at giving head so she could’ve just made my shit numb before sex:feelsgood:
 
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@Alexanderr how long did it take for her to hit u back up in insta anyways?
Maybe 10 min. Took me 10-15 mins as well to be fair. I don't know, social rules and such, it's stupid, but whatever.
 
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Me too :AngryFroge: It's suprising to hear, he's a smart man.
If he thinks about me during his first time it will be as if I lose my virginity too. You know what you must do, @Alexanderr. :DONTPETTHEPEEPO:
 
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I'm surprised too
But honestly, I could've lost it a few years earlier, no doubt, but circumstances led myself to being rather isolated for the past few years, it's only when I moved to a new city that I could really give the social scene a shot.
 
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Good shite don't become ER though mate :lul:
 
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But honestly, I could've lost it a few years earlier, no doubt, but circumstances led myself to being rather isolated for the past few years, it's only when I moved to a new city that I could really give the social scene a shot.
I’ll be honest, the first thought I had was thinking moving elsewhere played a big role in it. And now you are saying it here, mirin. Also, I understand and can completely relate. Being isolated (whether self-imposed or imposed) can really hinder you.
 
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IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.



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how will you do it on the first date brah
 
WHERE DO CHADS BUY THEIR CONDOMS? GIVE ME THE BIGGEST SIZE YOU GOT. I AM GETTING LAID.
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are u srs? imagine actually getting cucked by a piece of plastic. it will be the thing actually fucking her, all you're doing is helping
you're gonna cum and realize that you did literally nothing and nothing changed

whatever at least down some raw eggs the days before for erectionmaxxing
 
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Good job
 
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IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.



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IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.



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Good man. Repped.
 
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if you want to impress, first take it slow just in normal missionary and do the bear hug method for like a minute or two, and proceed to take her knees on your shoulders missionary.
I'm gonna be humping my pillow tonight for practice
 
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IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.

Imagine getting excited for sex, smh

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Amateurs
 
Dont put her in doggystyle because seeing the asshole will be to powerful and you wont last.
 
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Damn, ur still a virgin at 6'4?
 
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22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.
Aint no way you are 22... I thought u were like mid/late twentys.
 
can you film it? :forcedsmile:
 
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Damn, ur still a virgin at 6'4?
OP is 6'4? What have you been doing dude, all you have to do is walk outside and women will approach you
 
IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.



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i’m crine bruh good luck
 
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Damn, ur still a virgin at 6'4?
Do y'all expect girls to just teleport to your dick above a certain height? It's easier, but unless you take the iniative, it's not happening, this took so long because I finally learned to take the iniaitve.
Aint no way you are 22... I thought u were like mid/late twentys.
I’m basically there
 
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Dont put her in doggystyle because seeing the asshole will be to powerful and you wont last.
I’m already having to restrict my mind wandering, don’t give me any ideas
 
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I’m already having to restrict my mind wandering, don’t give me any ideas
it only takes 7 years of moderating an incel forum to get to have sex, great, i'll apply soon!
 
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IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.



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based lmk how it goes
 
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IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.



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aint no way this is unexpected af, pretty too you say. good luck ouwe veel plezier ermee! :ogre::p:p
 
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mirin, update us
 
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YOU THINK IM A FOOL? I MET HER ALREADY, I JUST HIT HER UP ON IG AFTER TO MAKE IT CLEAR IM INTERESTED - SHE IS TOO, AND NOW WE'VE GOT A DATE. A POOL DATE. WHY? BECAUSE POOL IS THE PERFECT DATE TO GET TOUCHY WITH HER. WHEN I SAY IM GETTING LAID -- I MEAN IT.

if you know what i mean wtf GIF
:ROFLMAO:@psychodsk ahh writing, its my turn now, i gotta be next now D.
 
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Get skyn original
I got me a SKYN Large. I had to measure myself to know what size would fit, turns out I’m packing more than I thought, or most guys are just smaller then I thought.
 
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I just hope she doesn't look like this..

1000003966
 
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7 years bro holy shit :lul: Mirin tho.
 
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@Alexanderr did you fuck her yet? if so can you record it and pm it to me

I promise i wont jerk of to it
 
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Congratulations. You should unban @bloated as a celebration.
 
Friday, chef. Friday.
I cant wait to see your sex tape

Imagine how great of a rep farm

"Looksmax.org admin @Alexanderr's sex tape just got leaked" would be :love:
 
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IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.



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mirin, me in a couple years (hopefully).
 
IM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK. I REPEAT, I AM GETTING LAID THIS WEEK.

IVE GOT THIS DATE WITH THIS PRETTY THING, SHE LIKES ME (EVIDENTLY), LORD HAVE MERCY, IF IM NOT BALLS DEEP AT THE END OF FRIDAY EVENING SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG.

22 YEARS - 22 LONG, LONELY YEARS. ITS HAPPENING. I REPEAT, ITS HAPPENING.



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Mirin
 
What happened
 

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