its insane how big ur social circle gets in senior year

[CelestialEmpire]

i went out last night to a bar near campus, this top tier bar is literally just all rich white seniors in frats/sororities or the business school, like 400 ppl averaging 6'2 HTNs and 5'8 HTBs

i went with one of my friend group (smaller squad of 6 went out together) late shifted after the pre and saw the line was utterly fucked at 10:45 so went to an actual bar/pub first where we hit on the volleyball team and deleted a pack of darts and like 25 guinnesses, then left at 12:15 to late shift the bar

holy literally everybody there all 400 ppl i knew

- one of my finance clubs had a 15 person booth
- another business school club had a frat wedding and pulled up for the AP
- most of the popular business seniors were there too
- saw 3 girls at coat check/cover/bartending that have hit on me before
- saw a girl whos older sister has hit on me relentlessly (the younger sister mogs her, high HTB vs low HTB)
- all the studs from my touse (sigma chi) was there, including a new pledge who was a bouncer at that bar
- these girls in the business school who were at my apartment over the summer cuz we all work on wall street were there, one of their exes worked with me at my investment bank
- saw a guy in the business school working at a similar tier investment bank as me (also was a pro athlete for a couple gap years before college at the league just under NFL/NHL/NBA) go home with a super hot blonde trust fund top private boarding school bop whos going to morgan stanley next summer

 

[CelestialEmpire]

its insane being touse and one of the most popular guys at my wharton-tier bschool, literally me and all the 50-60 stacies/chads (white, rich, tall, attractive, going to top IB/PE) were circlejerking each other

 

[Kurdishcoper]

in another life i would have been a frat nigga cracking htbs on the daily

 

[Diᴏgenes]

richest school in my country have just as ugly students as the average school

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[GenerationalAutism]

wtf does "late shifting" mean? retard

 

[CorinthianLOX]

Didn’t happen for me

 

[User28823]

cant relate

sigma male has no friends

 

[MangoLover]

i went out last night to a bar near campus, this top tier bar is literally just all rich white seniors in frats/sororities or the business school, like 400 ppl averaging 6'2 HTNs and 5'8 HTBs

i went with one of my friend group (smaller squad of 6 went out together) late shifted after the pre and saw the line was utterly fucked at 10:45 so went to an actual bar/pub first where we hit on the volleyball team and deleted a pack of darts and like 25 guinnesses, then left at 12:15 to late shift the bar

holy literally everybody there all 400 ppl i knew

- one of my finance clubs had a 15 person booth
- another business school club had a frat wedding and pulled up for the AP
- most of the popular business seniors were there too
- saw 3 girls at coat check/cover/bartending that have hit on me before
- saw a girl whos older sister has hit on me relentlessly (the younger sister mogs her, high HTB vs low HTB)
- all the studs from my touse (sigma chi) was there, including a new pledge who was a bouncer at that bar
- these girls in the business school who were at my apartment over the summer cuz we all work on wall street were there, one of their exes worked with me at my investment bank
- saw a guy in the business school working at a similar tier investment bank as me (also was a pro athlete for a couple gap years before college at the league just under NFL/NHL/NBA) go home with a super hot blonde trust fund top private boarding school bop whos going to morgan stanley next summer

 

[CelestialEmpire]

wtf does "late shifting" mean? retard

stupid autistic retard late shifting a bar after the line gets shorter (like 1.5 hours before closing when some people start to leave)

 

[RichardSpencel]

Tales from college

 

[GenerationalAutism]

stupid autistic retard late shifting a bar after the line gets shorter (like 1.5 hours before closing when some people start to leave)

wow genius, stay home and get drunk playing fifa to arrive at the bar when all the hot girls have already left and only thirsty dudes remain

if u ever left the basement it'd be obvious how retarded this sounds

 

[GenerationalAutism]

also lol @ "6 of us DELETED 25 guinnesses"

first of all guinness is the classic "i have never consumed alcohol but i need to make up the name of a beer" drink, secondly 4 drinks per person in 1.5 hrs isn't some crazy pace lol that's totally normal

 

[CelestialEmpire]

wow genius, stay home and get drunk playing fifa to arrive at the bar when all the hot girls have already left and only thirsty dudes remain

if u ever left the basement it'd be obvious how retarded this sounds

also lol @ "6 of us DELETED 25 guinnesses"

first of all guinness is the classic "i have never consumed alcohol but i need to make up the name of a beer" drink, secondly 4 drinks per person in 1.5 hrs isn't some crazy pace lol that's totally normal

not even gonna argue with u u little basement pajeet schizo if u were a rich white frat jock youd know what im talking about

 

[GenerationalAutism]

not even gonna argue with u u little basement pajeet schizo if u were a rich white frat jock youd know what im talking about

guinness is a classic american jock drink

delusional basement retard

 

[GenerationalAutism]

"brooo i got so wasted i drank FOUR beers" - man who has never touched alcohol since that one time his dad let him sip the foam