It’s insane how much dudes lie abt height

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I was hanging with my friend and his friend

I’m like 2-3 inches taller than this dude

I ask his height and he says he’s 6’1

but I’m 6’1 so I tell the dude that’s not possible because I’m 6’1

And he starts getting all defensive

“Oh well you just look taller cause ur skinnier”

“No I know my height bro”

The copes kept rolling in
@cromagnon @ey88
 
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happens the same with dick size
 
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I like to say I’m 5’11 to make short people look even shorter
 
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Manlets
 
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I do the same thing
Yeah they say they are 6 foot and I’ll be like “dude I’m 5’11 and I’m like 3 inches taller than you, you must be like 5’8”
 
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girls from my class think im 2 inches taller than i say i am because all the guys lie about their height
 
I've noticed a lot of 5"11 dudes claim 6"1, like why not just round it up to 6? Why go the extra mile and make it unbelievable? Jake Paul does this too.
 
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especially 5'9 mfs that claim 6 foot
u ain't fooling anybody bro 💀💀💀
 
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I like to say I’m 5’11 to make short people look even shorter
jfl I say im 5'8 when im 6'2 with shoes on
 
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i could not be friends with someone that was that in denial.

also, i am a 6'1 subhuman ugly manlet so i dont leave my bedroom.
 

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