It’s my birthday soon, guess what i wished as a birthday present

[6’1cel]

The falloson forte

PHALLOSAN forte - buy directly from the manufacturer online

PHALLOSAN forte - the medical-therapeutic penis extender provides reliable help. ✓ Over 90% satisfaction ✓ Innovative belt system ►Find out more now!

www.phallosan.com

i asked my mom to buy it for my birthday present

10 x 7 inch mogger penis incomming
i got my bathmate btw, using it every day + homemade hanger until i get the phalloson

psl autism is volatile but extremely effective and high iq
the looksmax is unironically a hidden gem of genius, obscure knowledge that will improve your life quality so fucking much

my advice is: take fucking initiative you procrastinating subhuman, buy what you need to looksmax and fucking looksmax you nigger

so far i’ve leanmaxxed, gymmaxxed, testosterone enanthate maxxed (increases penis growth, deeper voice, facial dimorphism, frame, possibly height, collagen and many other things)
i was gonna do peptides to grow in height but i’m broke and my mk677 never arrived because chemyo are fucking sunhuman retards, they forgot to include my adress in the delivery documents
i’m also getting my minoxidil soon for eyebrowmaxxing and to keep my balding hair at bay
soon i’ll buy hair dye, get a tiktok haircut, improve collagen and diet down to 8%bf when my t3 arrives
lip fillers
thots?
@WadlowMaxxing
@goat2x
@CupOfCoffee
@volcelfatcel
@PrestonYnot
@realklay11
@Yoyome99
@PYT
@Maesthetic
@Knight

dinaric gang
@TsarTsar444
@Acnno
@BalkanPig
@FraudingIQ
@Chintuck22

 

[CupOfCoffee]

YOU ASKED YOUR MOM TO BUY YOU THE PHALLOSAN FORTE???!!!

 

[Deleted member 7192]

The falloson forte

PHALLOSAN forte - buy directly from the manufacturer online

PHALLOSAN forte - the medical-therapeutic penis extender provides reliable help. ✓ Over 90% satisfaction ✓ Innovative belt system ►Find out more now!

www.phallosan.com

i asked my mom to buy it for my birthday present

10 x 7 inch mogger penis incomming
i got my bathmate btw, using it every day + homemade hanger until i get the phalloson
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psl autism is volatile but extremely effective and high iq

my advice is: take fucking initiative you procrastinating subhuman, buy what you need to looksmax and fucking looksmax you nigger

so far i’ve leanmaxxed, gymmaxxed, testosterone enanthate maxxed (increases penis growth, deeper voice, facial dimorphism, frame, possibly height, collagen and many other things)
i was gonna do peptides to grow in height but i’m broke and my mk677 never arrived because chemyo are fucking sunhuman retards, they forgot to include my adress in the delivery documents
i’m also getting my minoxidil soon for eyebrowmaxxing and to keep my balding hair at bay
soon i’ll buy hair dye, get a tiktok haircut, improve collagen and diet down to 8%bf when my t3 arrives
thots?
@WadlowMaxxing
@goat2x
@CupOfCoffee
@volcelfatcel
@PrestonYnot
@realklay11
@Yoyome99
@PYT
@Maesthetic
@Knight

dinaric gang
@TsarTsar444
@Acnno
@BalkanPig
@FraudingIQ
@Chintuck22

nah cause I'm worried for your hair nigga , keep us updated on whether the shedding continues

 

[Jason Voorhees]

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE

 

[Gonthar]

The falloson forte

How often do you have sex?

 

[6’1cel]

How often do you have sex?

i’m a 15yo slayer

 

[Gonthar]

i’m a 15yo slayer

But do you have sex, wouldn't have been better to ask for a girlfriend/escort as a birthday present?

 

[volcelfatcel]

dick is useless without hair tbh, get that shit fixed before you bald in your teens and then it's over but good luck bro

 

[Kekee]

Good job. Be sure to post if it works at increasing length for you.

 

[Lars]

My man is back and the first thing what he does is showing his penis

 

[john2]

dick is useless without hair tbh

Dr. Johnny Sins says otherwise.

 

[volcelfatcel]

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Dr. Johnny Sins says otherwise.

one of the 8 genetical wonders of the world who looks decent bald but still gets mogged by chad with hair

 

[6’1cel]

But do you have sex

yes
what do u think slaying means

 

[gamma]

What's your size actually?

 

[Gonthar]

yes
what do u think slaying means

Then if you are already slaying what's the point of penis enlargement?

 

[6’1cel]

What's your size actually?

7,25 x 5,6” bp pre PE

following this chart i’d grow AT MINIMUM 1,75” inches just from puberty
but considering i’m on huge amounts of testosterone i might grow 2,5” naturally

my future is extremely bright

plus i’ll grow into my ultra high t androgenic dimorphic dom face, i’ll fill out my huge frame more (24” bideltoid currently, fully roidmaxxed and grown from puberty i might get 28” bideltoid )
i also have an iq of 131, tested in 5 criteria with the clinical cognitive assessment test WISC-IV

i’m a superhuman ngl

 

[6’1cel]

Then if you are already slaying what's the point of penis enlargement?

whats the point of penis enlargement IF YOU DON’T SLAY

jfl retard

 

[Deleted member 3828]

mirin your efforts
and openness with parents
when they walk in on you lifting weights from your dick probably think:
"6'1cel just doing his thing, i better don't interrupt him"
or your dinner talks
"so how is your new falloson forte, son? made any gains so far?"