It's not over for baldcels!

mrdouchebag

mrdouchebag

Supreme President of the Aryan Race
Joined
Nov 16, 2023
Posts
3,810
Reputation
6,545
Here we have John, a baldcel of many talents revealing his body count. If he was on this forum, we'd tell him that it is over before it even began. But apparently he surpasses most Gigachads.

 
  • +1
Reactions: tunisianropemaxxer
How many penis diseases does he have
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: foidletslayer, IraniancelV2, PrettyLights and 5 others
How many penis diseases does he have

I've heard that DHT kills your hair follicles but it protects your penis. This guy is fucking immune! Not even AIDS can get him.
Top tier immune system!
 
  • +1
  • Woah
  • Hmm...
Reactions: IraniancelV2, MiserableMan and tunisianropemaxxer
I've heard that DHT kills your hair follicles but it protects your penis. This guy is fucking immune! Not even AIDS can get him.
Top tier immune system!
does he still have to shave down there or does it js fall out
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: foidletslayer, IraniancelV2 and mrdouchebag
Here we have John, a baldcel of many talents revealing his body count. If he was on this forum, we'd tell him that it is over before it even began. But apparently he surpasses most Gigachads.


nah its over, many stacys think that bald men are unattractive and scary, they want a long hair pretty boy
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: mrdouchebag and tunisianropemaxxer
I see bald/balding men with women all the time.
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: PrettyLights and mrdouchebag
nah its over, many stacys think that bald men are unattractive and scary, they want a long hair pretty boy

I've never known or heard of a pretty boy with a bodycount of 2500.
 
Muh body count when nigga fucks literal pornstars
 
  • +1
  • Hmm...
  • JFL
Reactions: IraniancelV2, PrettyLights, MiserableMan and 3 others
Here we have John, a baldcel of many talents revealing his body count. If he was on this forum, we'd tell him that it is over before it even began. But apparently he surpasses most Gigachads.


ahahahahahaahahahahaah
 
  • Love it
Reactions: mrdouchebag
fuck outta here
 
  • JFL
Reactions: mrdouchebag
Here we have John, a baldcel of many talents revealing his body count. If he was on this forum, we'd tell him that it is over before it even began. But apparently he surpasses most Gigachads.


Anyone who watches this brain rot should be put to death.
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: tall0ner, IraniancelV2, MiserableMan and 3 others
Sex for him probably feels like he’s jerking off
 
Muh body count when nigga fucks literal pornstars

He fucks hot pornstars and also hotties that aren't pornstars. You can't seriously believe our boy Johnny hasn't fucked at least 100 really hot women who aren't pornstars. Also, a lot of retards brag about their body count when they are slumbusting and dumpsterdiving fucking uggos and fatties, at least Johnny generally fucks women that look good in some way or another.

Sex for him probably feels like he’s jerking off

Peak androcentric high T alpha male behavior.

fuck outta here

No, you fuck outta here, sir. You are just triggered that you see some BALDCEL being sexually successful. You are a baldphobic!
 
  • +1
Reactions: Swarthy Knight
He fucks hot pornstars and also hotties that aren't pornstars. You can't seriously believe our boy Johnny hasn't fucked at least 100 really hot women who aren't pornstars. Also, a lot of retards brag about their body count when they are slumbusting and dumpsterdiving fucking uggos and fatties, at least Johnny generally fucks women that look good in some way or another
Not judging him, as an escortcel myself. I actually think it's based to smash sex workers. Just saying that isn't anything brag worthy. Any average bonehead with enough disposable income can do it.

I highly doubt Sins accumulated an impressive body count with non sex workers. Aspiring OF thots also count as sex workers, for disclosure. I doubt any normal GL woman is banging him for his looks/charisma or whatever. But it's possible I suppose
 
  • JFL
Reactions: mrdouchebag
I highly doubt Sins accumulated an impressive body count with non sex workers. Aspiring OF thots also count as sex workers, for disclosure. I doubt any normal GL woman is banging him for his looks/charisma or whatever. But it's possible I suppose

He is bald, but he's famous, rich, white, tall, jacked, with a big dick, blue eyes, a nice jawline and PROVEN unparalleled bedroom skills. He has been with thousands of women. Do you honestly doubt that he has fucked at least a few very beautiful women that weren't sex workers/pornstars? I mean does the possibility that at least one really hot woman messaged him on social media or got into contact with him just to bang JOHNNY FUCKING SINS never crossed your mind? That's some next level bluepill level delusion.

I mean, c'mon dude, you went to the deepest hell of the blackpill only to end up back to the bluepill at this point! Just like the horseshoe theory suggests!
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Swarthy Knight
He is bald, but he's famous, rich, white, tall, jacked, with a big dick, blue eyes, a nice jawline and PROVEN unparalleled bedroom skills
1000017393


You could've just stopped at the bold parts bro :fuk:


Do you honestly doubt that he has fucked at least a few very beautiful women that weren't sex workers/pornstars? I mean does the possibility that at least one really hot woman messaged him on social media or got into contact with him just to bang JOHNNY FUCKING SINS never crossed your mind? That's some next level bluepill level delusion.

Ya due to his STATUS he probably smashed some normie foids here n there. But if he was just a regular shmegular baldcel, he'd still get laid, but he he wouldn't be the gigaslayer that he is
 
  • +1
Reactions: mrdouchebag
Here we have John, a baldcel of many talents revealing his body count. If he was on this forum, we'd tell him that it is over before it even began. But apparently he surpasses most Gigachads.


my favorite doctor
 
  • Love it
Reactions: mrdouchebag
He is bald, but he's famous, rich, white, tall, jacked, with a big dick, blue eyes, a nice jawline and PROVEN unparalleled bedroom skills. He has been with thousands of women. Do you honestly doubt that he has fucked at least a few very beautiful women that weren't sex workers/pornstars? I mean does the possibility that at least one really hot woman messaged him on social media or got into contact with him just to bang JOHNNY FUCKING SINS never crossed your mind? That's some next level bluepill level delusion.

I mean, c'mon dude, you went to the deepest hell of the blackpill only to end up back to the bluepill at this point! Just like the horseshoe theory suggests!
His dick is 7 inch and famous in porn but apparently most users here are also 7+ inches.
 
  • JFL
Reactions: mrdouchebag

Similar threads

Eärendil
Replies
1
Views
152
gymcel64
gymcel64
caleb555
Replies
8
Views
71
Sith
Sith
frentanyl
Replies
7
Views
214
Noahlooksmaxx
Noahlooksmaxx
messi1
Replies
26
Views
310
Clav's Baseball Cup
C
InanimatePragmatist
Replies
13
Views
639
Fusionxz
Fusionxz

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top