It's official: I'm legit flying to Brazil in October.

Exodus

Exodus

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Will be flying with $20K cash. Staying for something like 3 months

Apartment in either 1) Copacabana or 2) Ipanema. Make no mistake: Hostels are for the fucking ugly and poor.

Activities that I'll be doing: Beach volleyball on the daily, roaming the streets of Rio on the daily, getting IOI's from prime JB daily (Brazilian girls have ugly faces so most will be legit ignored) and improving my fucking língua portuguesa.


I'm not attending university because let's face it, I already have secured permanent Job. BUT what I AM attending: The university of LIFE. Me being outside, that's my classroom. My daily experiences, those are my lectures.


That's how you live. You mirin?


If anyone is from Brazil private message me, we can meet up in RIO.
 
so what are you gonna do all day long
 
Fucking kike
 
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the only reason to go to brazil is to get surgery and get back home asap

good luck in the streets of rio at night, you gonna end up naked with 0 cash in case you make it alive
 
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Early RIP from me
 
The chicks there all do anal so thats the only upside tbh
 
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Mind borrowing 2k for hair transplant? I am legit suicidal atm
 
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1) Copacabana or 2) Ipanema
Good luck with gays, old people and niggers
:soy:

You should ask a local for better neighborhoods to stay
 
Op is going to be dismembered by brazilian gangs
 
I can give you the money, but I need you to do something for me.
I need 400 dollars for buccal fat removal. I will also do anything but gay shit. Please help me im desperate
 

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