its over if a female ask u what u do during the weekend and your answer is nothing

[traveler]

srs

"nothing"

"slept"

"stayed home"

"video games"

"forums"

 

[Gonthar]

Just ask them first instead, they will think you want to ask them out, so they will be like:
- "Ohh...umm...I have...uhhh....plans..".
And you will look at them suspicious and be like: "Right....".
Now you've just pulled a reverse Uno card on them!

 

[Whatashame]

LOL, "uhumm... i know very well you stay home in obscure forums, eating shit food, playing video games, alone, because you cant have sexual relations

"

Just ask them first instead, they will think you want to ask them out, so they will be like:
- "Ohh...umm...I have...uhhh....plans..".
And you will look at them suspicious and be like: "Right....".
Now you've just pulled a reverse Uno card on them!

 

[The Grinch]

It’s over if you can’t just lie

 

[Deleted member 25198]

LOL, "uhumm... i know very well you stay home in obscure forums, eating shit food, playing video games, alone, because you cant have sexual relations View attachment 2120790"

"Come over and fix my incel problem then, stupid bitch"

Low inhib mogger

 

[traveler]

LOL, "uhumm... i know very well you stay home in obscure forums, eating shit food, playing video games, alone, because you cant have sexual relations View attachment 2120790"

brutal

 

[Deleted member 26448]

you’re lucky you have a girl asking you what you’re doing this weekend.

 

[Gonthar]

It’s over if you can’t just lie

What are you gonna say?
If you look like an incel and claim you're going on a trip with your girlfriend or something similar, they will immediately figure out you're lying.

 

[Deleted member 27066]

you guys invent whole tales here but cannot come up with a weekend fake storie irl

 

[The Grinch]

What are you gonna say?
If you look like an incel and claim you're going on a trip with your girlfriend or something similar, they will immediately figure out you're lying.

You don’t have to exaggerate. Just don’t say you were browsing incels.is in your dark basement, my god is it really that hard to just make yourself appear a little bit better than you actually are? Just a little hint, normies lie about everything.

 

[traveler]

What are you gonna say?
If you look like an incel and claim you're going on a trip with your girlfriend or something similar, they will immediately figure out you're lying.

legit

lies always come back

 

[traveler]

You don’t have to exaggerate. Just don’t say you were browsing incels.is in your dark basement, my god is it really that hard to just make yourself appear a little bit better than you actually are? Just a little hint, normies lie about everything.

"i was just at the gym benching 550 and then i went to one of my side chicks house and we had sex for 20 hours"

 

[The Grinch]

"i was just at the gym benching 550 and then i went to one of my side chicks house and we had sex for 20 hours"

It’s over for autism cels

 

[Deleted member 14693]

It’s over if you can’t just lie

Its an aspie problem.

And aspies can't properly lie without seeming like nervous retards.

 

[Gonthar]

You don’t have to exaggerate. Just don’t say you were browsing incels.is in your dark basement, my god is it really that hard to just make yourself appear a little bit better than you actually are? Just a little hint, normies lie about everything.

OK, so what are you doing this weekend?

 

[The Grinch]

OK, so what are you doing this weekend?

Having Netflix and chill with your mom

 

[Bitch]

a girl at school said to me today "wait you actually go outside"

 

[Deleted member 20704]

Girls at a local church once approached me while I was sitting alone on my phone.

They started talking shit about God and doing good things for people.

They were both jbs and I was like early 20s back then.

They eventually asked what I was doing later. I said, "Nothing."

They then asked if they could do anything to help me.

I said no. Eventually they gave me their number(s) and left.

I never called or texted but one did me and gave bullshit religious messages.

A few other times it has happened but usually the girls interested never ask me that question.

If the girls like you they want you to do them at some point, so no need to ask what you're doing.

 

[Clown Show]

So over when this guy says that he is doing nothing:

 

[Gonthar]

Girls at a local church once approached me while I was sitting alone on my phone.

They started talking shit about God and doing good things for people.

They were both jbs and I was like early 20s back then.

This reminds me of Saint Augustine, who was a notorious womanizer and struggled a lot from refraining to sin. He too saw once two girls in church and feeling a strong carnal urge, prayed to God: "Lord, give me strength and chastity...". Then he looked at the girls again and added: "But not right now....".

They eventually asked what I was doing later. I said, "Nothing."

You should have said: "The usual - praying, praising God, doing the Lord's work....".

They then asked if they could do anything to help me.

I said no. Eventually they gave me their number(s) and left.

You should have replied: "Why yes my child, we could meet and pray together, light some candles, burn some incense, listen some religious hymns, I have a nice altar at home...".