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I genuinely don't understand how people wake up every morning knowing they're not me. Like, aren't you jealous? Doesn't it eat away at you? How do you look in the mirror and think, "Yep, this is fine," knowing you could never be Sync?
If I wasn't Sync, I'd probably spend every day wondering what it's like. The aura. The presence. The unmatched combination of being rich, handsome, tall, funny, intelligent, and effortlessly iconic. It's honestly a burden that only I can carry.
People tell me, "Comparison is the thief of joy," but what are they supposed to do when the comparison is literally Sync? The final boss of humanity? The human patch update that fixed perfection itself? how do you guys LIVE.
I walk into a room and confidence levels rise. Stock markets stabilize. Birds sing louder. The weather improves. Entire family bloodlines celebrate because one of their descendants got to exist in the same timeline as me.
I don't even blame people for being jealous. In fact, I'd be concerned if they weren't. You're telling me you see a six-foot-something, wealthy, beautiful, genius-level specimen known as Sync and feel nothing? Impossible. The human mind isn't built to process that level of greatness without a little envy.
At the end of the day, though, I respect everyone. It must take incredible mental strength to live life knowing you'll never be me. Truly inspiring. I pray for their continued resilience.
If I wasn't Sync, I'd probably spend every day wondering what it's like. The aura. The presence. The unmatched combination of being rich, handsome, tall, funny, intelligent, and effortlessly iconic. It's honestly a burden that only I can carry.
People tell me, "Comparison is the thief of joy," but what are they supposed to do when the comparison is literally Sync? The final boss of humanity? The human patch update that fixed perfection itself? how do you guys LIVE.
I walk into a room and confidence levels rise. Stock markets stabilize. Birds sing louder. The weather improves. Entire family bloodlines celebrate because one of their descendants got to exist in the same timeline as me.
I don't even blame people for being jealous. In fact, I'd be concerned if they weren't. You're telling me you see a six-foot-something, wealthy, beautiful, genius-level specimen known as Sync and feel nothing? Impossible. The human mind isn't built to process that level of greatness without a little envy.
At the end of the day, though, I respect everyone. It must take incredible mental strength to live life knowing you'll never be me. Truly inspiring. I pray for their continued resilience.
