It's over, I'll be 18 in 2 months

alriodai

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How to cope with being a future oldcel tbh, it's brutally over
 
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Lol I’ll be 29 on Monday
 
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holy shit brutal
you just gave me cortisol, i wish i die before 29 cause wtf
I’m better off now than at 18 so idk what to tell you lol
 
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I'll be 17 in 2 months. 11th grade starts in a few days
 
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I'll be 17 in 2 months. 11th grade starts in a few days
back when i was 16 i used to be uglier than i am rn

i pray the lord u may ascend hard at 17 cause this is where pubetry really hit me hard facially
 
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I'm 18 in January, you and me both bruther

It's over.
 
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I`m 16 tbh no worries about age
 
You haven’t reached your prime yet, don’t listen to the aspies on here. The only thing prime about your teens and early 20s is that your surrounded by more attractive women. But as a man if you take care of yourself you should look better at 28 than 18
 
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You haven’t reached your prime yet, don’t listen to the aspies on here. The only thing prime about your teens and early 20s is that your surrounded by more attractive women. But as a man if you take care of yourself you should look better at 28 than 18
Legit af
 
Fucking kindergarten.
 
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You haven’t reached your prime yet, don’t listen to the aspies on here. The only thing prime about your teens and early 20s is that your surrounded by more attractive women. But as a man if you take care of yourself you should look better at 28 than 18
Take the prettyboypill. The prettyboy phenotype (6'3+ white, brown tiktok hair, blue eyes, sharp jawline) is the new meta. And all those prettyfags be slaying.
 
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you better be grinding for a drivers license
 
Take the prettyboypill. The prettyboy phenotype (6'3+ white, brown tiktok hair, blue eyes, sharp jawline) is the new meta. And all those prettyfags be slaying.
How does that relate to my post?
 
Being an autistic ugly incel is the biggest of your problems dont worry about age
 
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Take the prettyboypill. The prettyboy phenotype (6'3+ white, brown tiktok hair, blue eyes, sharp jawline) is the new meta. And all those prettyfags be slaying.
i only lack the blue eyes part from that phenotype tbh, idk why ppl say eyes color are cope

i would be a legit chad if i had green eyes (my mom got green)
 
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Became 18 this year it’s ass nigga no point you just get charged as an adult 16+ is oldcel honestly nowadays
 
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jfl at agepill, its a giga cope
 
How to cope with being a future oldcel tbh, it's brutally over
What do you mean, you're just starting, you have your whole life ahead of you, I wish I was 18 again.
 
Im turning 22 in 2 months, it was like yesterday when i turned 18. Brace yourself man, you are headed to the first quarter existential crisis which typically lasts until 22 :feelswah:
 
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I was 18 in 2019. Time has flown by so fast between 18 and now 21 :hnghn: oldceldom hitting hard. What’s worse time will just go even faster from now on :hnghn:
 
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Im turning 22 in 2 months, it was like yesterday when i turned 18. Brace yourself man, you are headed to the first quarter existential crisis which typically lasts until 22 :feelswah:
Quarter life crisis has been hitting me hard lately
 
Just turned 22 :Comfy:
 
You're literally still a little kid

Why are these young mf's so scared of aging? Its fucking weird

You little shits are starting to get on my nerves :pepefrown::pepefrown::pepefrown::pepefrown::pepefrown:
 
Im gonna be 19 soon. It felt like yesterday when I was still 16.

Time passes so fast its scary.
 
You haven’t reached your prime yet, don’t listen to the aspies on here. The only thing prime about your teens and early 20s is that your surrounded by more attractive women. But as a man if you take care of yourself you should look better at 28 than 18
Average 28 year old is balding and only has appeal to single mothers. Muh prime :soy::soy:
 
download yubo and slay all JBs you can until then tbh, after that its roasties only HQNP doesn't exist
 
I was retarded at 18

You have time
 
How to cope with being a future oldcel tbh, it's brutally over
wait till you get to your 30s- mid 20s before having an existential crisis you dumb fuck
 
Average 28 year old is balding and only has appeal to single mothers. Muh prime :soy::soy:
You’re such an idiot if you believe this. I see you’re 19, last year (when I was 28) I literally fucked a cute girl with a tight body that was the exact same age as you, as well as a couple girls in their early 20s. The AVERAGE 28 year old doesn’t take care of themselves, and is likely either in a relationship or has givin up. But there’s tons of guys that look incredible at 28.

I will say hair loss is kind of the wild card because it’s genetic. However there’s treatments for that, you just have to stay on top of it before it gets too bad. Most guys still have decent hairlines at 28 though
 
im 23 this month. Just wait till you hit 20 you're gonna be scared shitless at the prospect. I am dreading 25
 
You’re such an idiot if you believe this. I see you’re 19, last year (when I was 28) I literally fucked a cute girl with a tight body that was the exact same age as you, as well as a couple girls in their early 20s. The AVERAGE 28 year old doesn’t take care of themselves, and is likely either in a relationship or has givin up. But there’s tons of guys that look incredible at 28.

I will say hair loss is kind of the wild card because it’s genetic. However there’s treatments for that, you just have to stay on top of it before it gets too bad. Most guys still have decent hairlines at 28 though
Don’t care about your personal experiences.

Average early 20s guy >>> average late 20s
 
Don’t care about your personal experiences.

Average early 20s guy >>> average late 20s
Maybe, but I still think that’s debatable. Put it this way, if you look good at 18 there’s no reason why you shouldn’t look just as good at 28, if not better. You’ve had more time to looksmax and your body shouldn’t be declining naturally yet. The reason some guys already look like garbage by then is they don’t take care of themselves. They drink excessively, eat like shit, sleep like shit, and don’t do simple looksmaxes like taking care of their skin and what not.
 

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