Its over when girls grab your butt

[Lonenely sigma]

Fuck where do I even begin this fucking story


Since ever girls used to this to me. In a non-homo way, I do have a big butt


What made this even worse is the fact I grew up very quickly in the middle school, and for like 2 years I wore small, slightly overgrown clothes...


You can imagine what this meant.


And since I was always shy I never really brought it up to my parents. At that point I decided to buy my own clothes.




To make matters EVEN WORSE, back when I was gymcelling, my chad friend always told me how, among other things, we "have to train legs and butt bro"


Fuck man, I may as well add butt-reduction to my surgery list at this point

 

[GabachoCopium]

built for

 

[rhinoplasty]

Fuck where do I even begin this fucking story


Since ever girls used to this to me. In a non-homo way, I do have a big butt


What made this even worse is the fact I grew up very quickly in the middle school, and for like 2 years I wore small, slightly overgrown clothes...


You can imagine what this meant.


And since I was always shy I never really brought it up to my parents. At that point I decided to buy my own clothes.




To make matters EVEN WORSE, back when I was gymcelling, my chad friend always told me how, among other things, we "have to train legs and butt bro"


Fuck man, I may as well add butt-reduction to my surgery list at this point

Dnr

 

[fuxkdakikez]

it never begun for subhumans

 

[theonewhocantascend]

A big ass in itself won't make you look like a faggot.
Some girls do like big butts in men.
Wether you look gay or not depends on the rest of your body, the shape, how big it actually is....

 

[Lonenely sigma]

A big ass in itself won't make you look like a faggot.

how big it actually is....

It is kinda big


On the brighter note, and I won't go into details here, but I do have a pretty big butt-fetish for women.


Kinda interesting from the psychological perspective too, as I am not turned on by boobs anywhere near as by women with good butts

 

[<6PSLcel]

I kinda also have one, also been complimented on it by foids a few times

 

[ominion]

I can ascend by hitting that fat ass , can I ??

 

[ggg.tv]

I like it when it happens to me

 

[DelonLover1999]

Wdym nigga thats the whores IOI of choice

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I like it when it happens to me

Me too, but thats because I 1) have ass fetish and 2) would like to be a cute little baby of my future girlfriend (won't happen)


However, if you are a normal non-faggot male it is a bad sign

 

[ominion]

That's a sign of an abused dog btw, getting pegged

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Wdym nigga thats the whores IOI of choice

Don't think so honestly.

Just yesterday, one girl from our class, who is cute (high-mtb) grabbed my butt while waiting in the line for food.


She likes me as a person and says I have a good sense of humor but she clearly isn't into me.

 

[hiwasuwor]

its over if female touch your butt

 

[Lonenely sigma]

its over if female touch your butt

Yea thats what the title says my guy

 

[mnbvcxz]

niggas a victim

 

[News]

never happening to me

 

[Primalsplit]

Don't think so honestly.

Just yesterday, one girl from our class, who is cute (high-mtb) grabbed my butt while waiting in the line for food.


She likes me as a person and says I have a good sense of humor but she clearly isn't into me.

How fucking retarded are you?

 

[📎♿️⚙️]

 

[Lonenely sigma]

How fucking retarded are you?

Wdym

 

[Primalsplit]

Wdym

She finds your sigma personality attractive.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

She finds your sigma personality attractive.

This "sigma" is getting butt grabbed in public by girls. Not what I was striving for honestly

 

[Primalsplit]

This "sigma" is getting butt grabbed in public by girls. Not what I was striving for honestly

Yes. You may be the victim here. You should open up a #metoo file court against her.

 

[Eduardo DOV]

women like big butts. its a known fact

 

[Lonenely sigma]

women like big butts. its a known fact

I always try to hide it in public.


Whenever I can't sit in a public transport I start panicking, and thats not because I am tired of standing

 

[iblamechico]

My aunt would slap my ass when I was a kid and one time it got to the point where shit got me so mad so I molested her.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

My aunt would slap my ass when I was a kid and one time it got to the point where shit got me so mad so I molested her.

.... uh


Everyone, lets congratulate @iblamechico for an amazing story he shared with us!

 

[dopaminebeyondfried]

You probably just have anterior pelvic tilt

 

[Lonenely sigma]

You probably just have anterior pelvic tilt

I may indeed have that. In either case, my butt is big in itself

 

[Esteban1997]

My coworker touches my butt and arms

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Big butt means more thrusting power

 

[mvp2v1]

It is kinda big


On the brighter note, and I won't go into details here, but I do have a pretty big butt-fetish for women.


Kinda interesting from the psychological perspective too, as I am not turned on by boobs anywhere near as by women with good butts

U not being tuned on by boobs means u watch too much porn

 

[Latinus]

 

[mvp2v1]

I always try to hide it in public.


Whenever I can't sit in a public transport I start panicking, and thats not because I am tired of standing

Just build a large upper body until it’s notably bigger than your butt. A good butt on a male is mogger.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

U not being tuned on by boobs means u watch too much porn

Nah, I was always into ass stuff


I did research about this tho since I thought this made me a faggot


What I found is that sigmund freud said u grow up in a few "phases", one of which being "anal" at around 3-4.


I guess I fell on the head a lot in this period

 

[Shogun]

Since im naturally more submissive, id love a foid to grab my phat ass

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Since im naturally more submissive, id love a foid to grab my phat ass

Nah they are 100% putting estrogen in our food, this shit didnt exist 100 years ago

 

[Shogun]

Nah they are 100% putting estrogen in our food, this shit didnt exist 100 years ago

tbh its more like the consequences of a weak/broken household and being a social reject