Its so over, what can i genuinly do.

[geekr]

Mom found the cigs, and now im banned from having friends, she also is abt to check my bank and find out i spend 137 on a (motorized)pocket puh, she's also convinced im on coke becuase of my "attitude" and is genuinly trying to put me in rehab even though i never did coke and she wont belive me, i asked to do a drug test and she keeps refusing saying its not accurate. She also took half a band in cash that im never seeing again. And less then a week ago my htb left me and it rly fucked me up. My dad still didnt find out and when he does im def getting kicked out of the house. I have no idea what to even do now this is so horribe i also might have ball cancer

 

[lunora]

who needs a htb or money when u have a pocket puss bro you'll be fine

 

[pretty little liar]

I don't know what kind of parents you have but to me it seems managable and salvagable. If I was you I'd do the following:

1) Apologize for smoking cigarettes. Explain that you did it because you're a sheep and wanted to fit in and were too dumb to see the long-term-consequences and too selfish to think about that it's your parents' money you were spending on something that's harmful to you.
2) If she finds out about the pocket pussy, say that it's not that big of a deal. I once saw some statistic that a huge percentage of people owns a sex toy, nowerdays. And as a man you got your needs. If they don't like that you spent their money on it without asking them, just tell them you were too ashamed to talk about this, apologize and just tell them you will repay the money.
3) I don't know how cruel your parents are and what the laws in your countries are in regards to them being able to just kick you out. But just know I've seen worse situations in which an adolescent hasn't been kicked out from home...

You don't really have ball cancer, have you?

 

[geekr]

I don't know what kind of parents you have but to me it seems managable and salvagable. If I was you I'd do the following:

1) Apologize for smoking cigarettes. Explain that you did it because you're a sheep and wanted to fit in and were too dumb to see the long-term-consequences and too selfish to think about that it's your parents' money you were spending on something that's harmful to you.
2) If she finds out about the pocket pussy, say that it's not that big of a deal. I once saw some statistic that a huge percentage of people owns a sex toy, nowerdays. And as a man you got your needs. If they don't like that you spent their money on it without asking them, just tell them you were too ashamed to talk about this, apologize and just tell them you will repay the money.
3) I don't know how cruel your parents are and what the laws in your countries are in regards to them being able to just kick you out. But just know I've seen worse situations in which an adolescent hasn't been kicked out from home...

You don't really have ball cancer, have you?

1) the cigerets arent that big of an issue its the fact my mom is convinced im on cocaine and she just ignores me anytime i try to tell her otherwise
2)my parents are very strict and if they find out abt the pocket pussy its very over, and also the fact that i payed for it by selling fake clothes.
3) theres a very high chance i might have to live with a friend or relitive if i get kicked out, they would also have to legaly pay child support.
4) i have a growing mass that might be cancer, I need to get it checked out.

 

[vyyavka]

She's gonna forget about it in a monthb

 

[geekr]

She's gonna forget about it in a monthb

I'm very aware

 

[pretty little liar]

1) the cigerets arent that big of an issue its the fact my mom is convinced im on cocaine and she just ignores me anytime i try to tell her otherwise
2)my parents are very strict and if they find out abt the pocket pussy its very over, and also the fact that i payed for it by selling fake clothes.
3) theres a very high chance i might have to live with a friend or relitive if i get kicked out, they would also have to legaly pay child support.

I see.
1) I hate people like that. If there's no trust and no proper communication between you and your mother, then that's the kind of stuff that happens. Anyway, maybe I got a decent solution for this problem. See, in Germany you can get extensive blood testing done at psychiatric hospitals. It also contains screening for a whole bunch of drugs, including cocaine. And I believe their drug screening is reliable, considering all psychiatric clinics want patients to stay clean and clinics deal with substance abusing patients regularly.
Also, you will talk to psychiatrists and psychologists there which will be able to assess whether you're on something better than your mom. You can explain the situation you're in to them and tell them to write their assessment on the medical report they have to write at the end of your stay. She might not listen to you but surely she will respect the opinion of a professional with a degree. I feel like even crazy moms like yours tend to listen to professionals. So if you can get some professionals on your side they might talk some sense into your mom. I mean directly. Perhaps there are social workers that would do that. Perhaps even from the psychiatric hospital you'd be visiting. And they wouldn't just talk sense into your mom regarding the cocaine thing, but also in regards to the friends ban and other things. We just gotta hope that the professionals that will work with you are somewhat reasonable people themselves...
Anyway, one issue with my psychiatric hospital solution is that you typically need to be treated in-patient, for the blood test to be covered by insurance. But you might be able to sort of work around this if one of your nearby psychiatric hospitals offers at-home-treatment. In that case they come to you for like 15-60 minutes a day and it counts as in-patient treatment without you having to stay at the hospital. (Although staying at a hospital wouldn't even be that bad once you get kicked out.)
It typically takes a couple of days until they do the bloodtesting.

2) Listen man, it might be time to talk about the blackpill with your parents . Guys got their needs and bitches these days aren't willing to satisfy them, or at least not fully so, if you're like sub 8. So, sometimes you just gotta jerk off. And I think it's good to have a pocket pussy that helps you having better faps, because this way you become less dependent on women. I feel like becoming dependent on women never leads to anything good. Because once they know you want them more than they want you, they get the upper hand and can exploit that. And before you know they'll turn you into some sort of paypig/emotional tampon/on-demand source of validation and entertainment. Tell them the pocket pussy was an investment in yourself that was supposed to help prevent the abovementioned thing from happening, if they confront you about it.

 

[pretty little liar]

3) Regarding getting kicked out: It's gonna be tough, but maybe there's light at the end of the tunnel. I know from the experience of myself and my ex that even crazy or cruel parents will at some point miss you after you don't have contact with them for a while. It might take some time though. I'm talking months... And that will give you some leverage. Maybe they'll let you back into their life or support you another way, then, I mean aside from child support. And if not...well...then you're fucked. But that says more about them than about you, so don't beat yourself up over it.

 

[Rhinoo]

3) Regarding getting kicked out: It's gonna be tough, but maybe there's light at the end of the tunnel. I know from the experience of myself and my ex that even crazy or cruel parents will at some point miss you after you don't have contact with them for a while. It might take some time though. I'm talking months... And that will give you some leverage. Maybe they'll let you back into their life or support you another way, then, I mean aside from child support. And if not...well...then you're fucked. But that says more about them than about you, so don't beat yourself up over it.

mirin the high effort who needs a therapist

 

[Rhinoo]

Mom found the cigs, and now im banned from having friends, she also is abt to check my bank and find out i spend 137 on a (motorized)pocket puh, she's also convinced im on coke becuase of my "attitude" and is genuinly trying to put me in rehab even though i never did coke and she wont belive me, i asked to do a drug test and she keeps refusing saying its not accurate. She also took half a band in cash that im never seeing again. And less then a week ago my htb left me and it rly fucked me up. My dad still didnt find out and when he does im def getting kicked out of the house. I have no idea what to even do now this is so horribe i also might have ball cancer

nothing ever happens bro

 

[Mr.Blitzkrieg]

Honestly it's kind of your fault for smoking cigs since you did know your mom wouldn't be fine with it. The best thing you can do to avoid rehab at all times is to just apologize and explain you did it to seem different or cool and promise that you'll never do it again, also make sure to prove to her that you're not on coke.