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BigJimsWornOutTires

BigJimsWornOutTires

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Ah, yes, time for the U--P--G--R--A--D--E.

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Well, not exactly up, upgrading. But using something to upgrade something that should have been upgraded a year ago. Eh?

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Time is what discouraged me. It takes so much fucking time! Upgrading, that is.

Perhaps, some readers might wonder, "Why the fuck are telling us?" Indeed.

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Ah, yes, foreshadowing the invitation of the unwelcome. Reminds me of a professional career woman who tells a date, "You're a fucking creep! Go away or leave the Earth." Yet the creep keeps calling her--watching her--sits outside her home. Fucking creeps, right?

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Because of the upgrade, you won't hear from me much. Like popular upgrades, so much to explore. Ugh. However, same structure but just more, um ... like moving from a Home Depot shed into a larger two-story barn. Eh?

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Perhaps, some readers might wonder, "Why the fuck are telling us?" Indeed.
No, I am wondering why you are not telling us what the upgrade is. I am guessing a neck lift. And you will have the residual fat injected into your penis. I am not even sure if injecting fat into the penis is a thing, but it should be, give it a go and post on the how much of the fat was retained in the penis, I am going to predict 5%.
 
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and how does that make you feel?
 
No, I am wondering why you are not telling us what the upgrade is. I am guessing a neck lift. And you will have the residual fat injected into your penis. I am not even sure if injecting fat into the penis is a thing, but it should be, give it a go and post on the how much of the fat was retained in the penis, I am going to predict 5%.
My penis is too big as it is. I tried penis reduction surgery but doctors accused me of being retarded and suggested medication. So the dream was short-lived. However, this one doctor, a hideous tranny, HE suggested, "Why not remove the entire package?" Ugh. He cringed me out of the office.

and how does that make you feel?
It's an upgrade, ngl, my nicca bean. I have more breathing space now.

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