its unreal that nobody invented zero calorie food yet

[lalalanotlistening]

we have zero calorie drinks but why not food? sometimes i wanna just eat a yummy luh snack but not have to worry about calories

 

[AnActualidoit]

we have zero calorie drinks but why not food? sometimes i wanna just eat a yummy luh snack but not have to worry about calories

The only foods I can really think of are shirataki noodles, konjac noodles, and other zero-calorie noodles, plus sugar free Jello. You could try to use ice with flavored sugar free Jello to make a kind of slushy. It’s basically zero calories plus could have a good flavor.

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Because that is the purest version of goyslop

 

[AnActualidoit]

Because that is the purest version of goyslop

Does it matter if you’re lean?

 

[FBl]

Because that is the purest version of goyslop

When will u win fuoty bro

 

[VohnnyBoy]

yummy luh snack

Rich Piana reference I see you

 

[mohito]

It's because all matter contains energy and there's always an energy demand for any substance; no food without calories

 

[silently_said]

Olestra - Wikipedia

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[Badass Ravikumar]

Because that is the purest version of goyslop

Hi bro why aren't you responding to my messages and tags?

 

[MoggedSubhuman]

It's because all matter contains energy and there's always an energy demand for any substance; no food without calories

. It's all inherent to food.

 

[SoundnVision]

No calories is looksmin

 

[Wexilarious]

Food that doesn't burn will have 0 calories

 

[tarkdriad33]

Nigger what r u even saying

 

[xandylooksmaxs]

because then it wouldn't be a food.

 

[lalalanotlistening]

because then it wouldn't be a food.

but diet coke is considered a drink, interesting

 

[Eltrē]

Just chew and spit, or vomit right after swallowing

Don't let society stop you with all those cringe soy 'ED' labels

 

[MongolTurk]

Most vegetables are basically zero calorie but they taste like shit and poison you

 

[lalalanotlistening]

new business opportunity for anyone who wants to make money in 2026. get to work