ndgooner
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Yo goopas we are back with another fucking thread, but today, the thread song is the main event.
Grab some raw milk or fresh blood, sit back, listen up and enjoy.
Here it goes.
Lyrics for the goopas:
So I naturally got white teeth, been teethmogging since birth. Chicks been mirin them my whole life for what it's worth. PSL-wise the rest of my face ain't nothing special but the teeth alone been carrying my appeal on this earth.
About a month ago though there was this one particular foid who was way too invested in my grill. She was insisting I had to have gotten them done, wouldn't let it go, wouldn't chill. To avoid getting nagged off by a hypergamous foid with zero self-awareness and even less goodwill, I just told her it was something called "Pneumo's teeth whitening guide" and that seemed to fill.
Now icl I was always curious if that guide was actually legit or just forum cope that gets passed around. So I sent her the link and told her that's the reason my teeth look like they do, that's how I hold my ground. Didn't think much of it, moved on with my day, didn't make a sound.
Few days go by then I get a notification from a girl I had saved in my phone as "Foid #7." Opened the message and this girl was actually locked in about it, no cap, she was in too deep already like she fell from heaven. She was telling me she couldn't find the source for the H2O2. JFL. So I hopped on Alibaba, found the hydrogen peroxide and the tools in like a minute or two, sent her the links and kept it moving because what else would I do.
Couple weeks pass and then out of nowhere she calls me on my phone. Asking if I could perform the procedure on her because she was "too scared" to do it alone. Icl this should have been a brutal wake-up call, should have left it in the unknown. But I was pretty confident the guide worked and I got naturally steady hands, plus I wasn't tryna leave a foid on her own.
Pulled up to her place, set up the equipment, we were locked and ready to begin. Told her before we start you gotta stay completely still no matter what through thick and thin. Thirty minutes in I finished the upper teeth looking clean. Started on the bottom row and that's where things got obscene.
She had kind of an overbite, upper teeth covering most of the bottom, brutal genetics from within. So I told her open your mouth up a little bit more for me. When I tried to apply the H2O2 to the bottom row some of it slipped and went straight down her throat, she wasn't free. I have never heard a human being scream like that in my life, that sound is something I'll never unsee.
She was running around the room for like 2 minutes while I just stood there frozen watching everything crumble. Then her dad stormed in looking like he was ready to end my bloodline, didn't even stumble. Threw her in the car and drove to the hospital. Brootal. My SMV was in shambles, completely unsurvivable.
Couple days later she texted me saying her enamel has undergone permanent damage. It's actually over. Her teeth are chopped because of me and there's no going back from this, no leftover. JFL at my existence.
All of this was like a week ago and she been blowing up my phone nonstop trying to reach me. Texting calling texting calling. It never began for dentistcels
Grab some raw milk or fresh blood, sit back, listen up and enjoy.
Here it goes.
Lyrics for the goopas:
So I naturally got white teeth, been teethmogging since birth. Chicks been mirin them my whole life for what it's worth. PSL-wise the rest of my face ain't nothing special but the teeth alone been carrying my appeal on this earth.
About a month ago though there was this one particular foid who was way too invested in my grill. She was insisting I had to have gotten them done, wouldn't let it go, wouldn't chill. To avoid getting nagged off by a hypergamous foid with zero self-awareness and even less goodwill, I just told her it was something called "Pneumo's teeth whitening guide" and that seemed to fill.
Now icl I was always curious if that guide was actually legit or just forum cope that gets passed around. So I sent her the link and told her that's the reason my teeth look like they do, that's how I hold my ground. Didn't think much of it, moved on with my day, didn't make a sound.
Few days go by then I get a notification from a girl I had saved in my phone as "Foid #7." Opened the message and this girl was actually locked in about it, no cap, she was in too deep already like she fell from heaven. She was telling me she couldn't find the source for the H2O2. JFL. So I hopped on Alibaba, found the hydrogen peroxide and the tools in like a minute or two, sent her the links and kept it moving because what else would I do.
Couple weeks pass and then out of nowhere she calls me on my phone. Asking if I could perform the procedure on her because she was "too scared" to do it alone. Icl this should have been a brutal wake-up call, should have left it in the unknown. But I was pretty confident the guide worked and I got naturally steady hands, plus I wasn't tryna leave a foid on her own.
Pulled up to her place, set up the equipment, we were locked and ready to begin. Told her before we start you gotta stay completely still no matter what through thick and thin. Thirty minutes in I finished the upper teeth looking clean. Started on the bottom row and that's where things got obscene.
She had kind of an overbite, upper teeth covering most of the bottom, brutal genetics from within. So I told her open your mouth up a little bit more for me. When I tried to apply the H2O2 to the bottom row some of it slipped and went straight down her throat, she wasn't free. I have never heard a human being scream like that in my life, that sound is something I'll never unsee.
She was running around the room for like 2 minutes while I just stood there frozen watching everything crumble. Then her dad stormed in looking like he was ready to end my bloodline, didn't even stumble. Threw her in the car and drove to the hospital. Brootal. My SMV was in shambles, completely unsurvivable.
Couple days later she texted me saying her enamel has undergone permanent damage. It's actually over. Her teeth are chopped because of me and there's no going back from this, no leftover. JFL at my existence.
All of this was like a week ago and she been blowing up my phone nonstop trying to reach me. Texting calling texting calling. It never began for dentistcels
