Ive become a safe space for whores to talk about their promiscuity

[distance decay]

There was an actual black guy with a 10 incher on r/bigdickproblems and he had to make multiple accounts cause the mods kept banning him.

Funny how women are so retarded enough to believe that 10 inchers or above exist. They'll think 5.5 inches is 7 inches, 6.5 inches is 7.5 inches, and 8 inches is 12 inches.

 

[FaceandBBC]

There was an actual black guy with a 10 incher on r/bigdickproblems and he had to make multiple accounts cause the mods kept banning him.

I remember there was a black dude on there with like 7.5 inches of girth or some shit

 

[distance decay]

I remember there was a black dude on there with like 7.5 inches of girth or some shit

Theres a whole fetish for extremely girthy penises like theres people that use pumps for years to get up to 9 inches of girth like legit coke can. Worst thing ive ever come across

 

[hypernormie]

Good shit, I’ve done this exact same thing to lying bitches who larp about taking massive cocks

However I usually segway the convo into explaining women’s inferior spacial awareness leading to inability to estimate length and then further segway into women’s general intellectual inferiorities and reasons they should have no influence on society at large

Never waste an opportunity to make a women feel stupid

 

[Gengar]

@Gengar Can you get all the cock-ologists in here to mire my thread.

Thanks in advance, Clav.

Very based thread, finally someone out there shutting up whores IRL. I would have done the same but don't talk to women (giga based, am I right? ) unless I'm forced to (at school, supermarkets) so I don't have to hear about their disgusting, degenerate ways. That said, I don't think Europeans talk like this in public, I may be wrong but... anyway, you were asking for the (former) cockologists, here's a few that I remember (and weren't peddling bullshit statistics like some users I am purposefully not mentioning):

@It'snotover @sportsmogger @Autismcel (now deleted)

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

what is your penis size?

 

[mikrofon]

Hey bro its brian, hr wants to speak with you, yes they said its very urgent, the manager will also be on call.

 

[sarmatian]

Used the site, an 8x6 is also rare

 

[sarmatian]

Very based thread, finally someone out there shutting up whores IRL. I would have done the same but don't talk to women (giga based, am I right? ) unless I'm forced to (at school, supermarkets) so I don't have to hear about their disgusting, degenerate ways. That said, I don't think Europeans talk like this in public, I may be wrong but... anyway, you were asking for the (former) cockologists, here's a few that I remember (and weren't peddling bullshit statistics like some users I am purposefully not mentioning):

@It'snotover @sportsmogger @Autismcel (now deleted)

I can guarantee Europeans talk like this in public.

 

[Gengar]

I can guarantee Europeans talk like this in public.

I have yet to hear it happen. Only amongst friends is it brought up, but never at work or at college, in my experience.

 

[sarmatian]

I have yet to hear it happen. Only amongst friends is it brought up, but never at work or at college, in my experience.

Depends on the country I guess.

 

[Gengar]

Depends on the country I guess.

The Netherlands here.

 

[sarmatian]

The Netherlands here.

I've visited the Netherlands before and yeah I guess you're right. A bit different in southern European countries.

 

[Gengar]

I've visited the Netherlands before and yeah I guess you're right. A bit different in southern European countries.

I haven’t been to southern Europe except for Barcelona, but that was all the way back in 2011 when I was in high school and didn’t have a chance to hang out with the locals.

 

[It'snotover]

Very based thread, finally someone out there shutting up whores IRL. I would have done the same but don't talk to women (giga based, am I right? ) unless I'm forced to (at school, supermarkets) so I don't have to hear about their disgusting, degenerate ways. That said, I don't think Europeans talk like this in public, I may be wrong but... anyway, you were asking for the (former) cockologists, here's a few that I remember (and weren't peddling bullshit statistics like some users I am purposefully not mentioning):

@It'snotover @sportsmogger @Autismcel (now deleted)

Thanks for tagging fratello, yeah i don't think european women talk like that either so openly, between their friend group sure but in front ot other males? Hell no jfl. OP did well and just like other hoes they larp "MUH I TOOK 10 INCHES!!!" meanwhile mandingo is around 9 and I bet my balls most of them couldn’t get the last 5cms of his shaft, being unable to even use his BP

 

[youngmogger]

Its great for men*

its fine for men to talk about their slays but only with extreme close mates who have similar slaying goals and wont spread the gossip like children

Doesnt matter if they mention slays to other people

Body count doesnt matter for men as they dont get fucked but fuck

 

[Deleted member 108703]

Whores at work have been sharing increasingly vulgar degeneracies with me as of late. Some of you may have read the thread I made about the bartender who explained her sexual dealings with a Celtics player with me. The worst part of that thread was, I hadn't seen the bitch in multiple months and this was the first thing she revealed in our initial conversation, not even 30 seconds in.

Women are becoming more shameless and diabolical

I had this girl who I havent seen in a month or two come up to me and start telling me about a guy on the celtics shes been hooking up with, sharing incredibly explicit details about his dick size and how good he is at sex. The bitch low inhib said “i made him nut just from sucking his dick” and...

looksmax.org

Thats the thread in question but the first paragraph in this thread is a sufficient TLDR, I just wanted to give multiple examples from the thread title.

Anyway, I was at work in the morning preparing the restaurant for its opening, and I usually have 15 minutes of free time or so where I have a cup of coffee and a burger with some coworkers before the day begins. This is usually confined to me and my mates sitting around in the kitchen, predominately men, but the occasional foid will engage with our shenanigans. We were fooling around with a measuring tape measuring our wingspans and bideltoid's (mostly my influence) and then obviously a bunch of men will move any convo of measurements to their penis within a minute of two. We were all showing our sizes with the tape held near our crotches as a foid walks into the kitchen.


She was caging at how retarded we were and then started talking about some other random shit asking if we could measure her height or whatever. She then grabbed the tape and was unsheathing it to around 9.5 to 10 inches. She holds it around and shows maybe 5 other people exclaiming that this was the biggest penis size she had ever taken on, everyone was grossed out (especially me) and I called her repulsive and degenerate. She said shes seen me with lots of girls during bouncing, since she frequents the night shift too, as if this makes me an unqualified critic of being a whore.


I get over my initial vomit induced state that usually arises from 30 seconds of women speaking, then I rationalize what she said and inquired further. I thought to myself no fucking way this bitch (MTB barely) just happened to take a genetic anomaly cock mogger and live to tell the tale. I called out her LARP instantly saying she was prob overestimating the size or the guy lied to her, it was likely 8 inches. I asked about the girth measurements but she was too low iq to grasp the concept of circumferential measurements jfl. I ldared that line of inquiry and started trying to expose her LARP via statistic probabilities. EDIT (I inquired if the race and he wasnt BBC so no copes, it was a whyte boiii)

I start googling penis percentile checker

Spoiler: Website to check yours

calcSD - Penis Size Percentile Calculator

calcSD is a lightweight website where you can easily estimate the rarity of specific dick sizes. All numbers used here are statistical expectations based on researched measurements.

calcsd.info

And I proceeded to input the stats into the calculator and I literally broke the website
View attachment 3345580

The bitch started malding that I exposed her for LARPing cock conquests to all of her peers realizing it was nearly impossible that she had randomly come across a top .000000000000000000000001 percent cock mogger.

And to further seal the deal I went a step further pulling up another graph
View attachment 3345587

I said "do you really expect us to believe you had sex with a guy whos cock was off the entire reference range for the plot map?" This part felt like punching a guy who you had already KO'd.

She tried turning it around on me asking why I knew all these statistics and I just said I dont like when people dont understand percentiles and no one questioned it. She walked out malding and everyone in the kitchen was mirin iq. Bitch prob blocked the "cock mogger"'s number after realizing he was larping size. Prob still had an 8x6 but brutal expose pill.


Clav 1 vs Whores 0

Average day

I genuinely thought I was the one who felt utterly repulsed when hearing foids talk about their promiscuity

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

GUYS IM FIRST ON A CLAV THREAD GIVE ME REPS

edit: kys cunt

first

FUCK FUCK FUCK I ALMOST MADE IT!!!

I was first last night in his thread about how he grabbed his friends GFs ass in front of him JFL

 

[fuxkdakikez]

sounds like autism