I've been hating my microdick more nowadays tbh

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I just had a 1 hour jerk session and the whole time I just sat there with my dick flaccid staring at cuck porn.

I wasn't even aroused by that shit. I was just mad, but for whatever reason I couldn't stop watching. Always some big dick fucks get to be the bulls.

I went "fuck fuck fuck fuck this shit. FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK THIS! FUCK THE WORLD! FUCK EVERYTHING!" After 1 hour of sitting there with my dick out and just pulled up my pants and closed the porn.

Didn't even bust a nut.
 
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Fuck this life. If there's an afterlife, fuck that too.
 
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I always assumed you had a big one
 
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cuckcel soy raging at bbc :lul:
 
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I'd literally kill all of you to ascend.
 
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Even if I watch normal porn I can't even get hard anymore tbh. In my head is just "Not enough. Not enough. Not enough. Not enough. She's pretending. You'll never have this. Not enough. YOULL NEVER BE ENOUGH FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF!!!!"
 
iblamechico said:
Even if I watch normal porn I can't even get hard anymore tbh. In my head is just "Not enough. Not enough. Not enough. Not enough. She's pretending. You'll never have this. Not enough. YOULL NEVER BE ENOUGH FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF!!!!"
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schizoid over here :cautious:
 
iblamechico said:
I just had a 1 hour jerk session and the whole time I just sat there with my dick flaccid staring at cuck porn.

I wasn't even aroused by that shit. I was just mad, but for whatever reason I couldn't stop watching. Always some big dick fucks get to be the bulls.

I went "fuck fuck fuck fuck this shit. FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK THIS! FUCK THE WORLD! FUCK EVERYTHING!" After 1 hour of sitting there with my dick out and just pulled up my pants and closed the porn.

Didn't even bust a nut.
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Stats ?
 
a small penis is a sign of high IQ and virtue :Comfy:

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unfortunate:lul: great day to not have a microdick
 
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iblamechico said:
What's your size big bra?

Should've kept the niamharina Avi tbh was caging at that shit when I first saw it ngl 😂 😂 😂
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im 5.5 maxxed out hard
yeah i know maybe ill make another pic later idk
 
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What's ur girth? That's nbp or BP?
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i actually never measured girth but it's within normal girth for that lenght i would say
the lenght is 14 cm precisely non bp. which translates to 5.5. consider that it's only that way at absolute max hardness (rare to keep it that lenght when cooming, i need to be ultra horny)
 
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Serial Coomer said:
i actually never measured girth but it's within normal girth for that lenght i would say
the lenght is 14 cm precisely non bp. which translates to 5.5. consider that it's only that way at absolute max hardness (rare to keep it that lenght when cooming, i need to be ultra horny)
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Same here. I'd only measure when I'm at peak peak peak erection, because if I measure and see .1 inch reduction I'd KILL MYSELF
 
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Paul Allen. said:
Notice how all these tiny penis statues were made by Meds. Brutal.

@Old Bvll @Jason Voorhees @Whatever @666PSL @flippasav @Newday*V3 @bourgeoizyzz
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I bet you’re drooling at the mouth wishing you can consume their foreskin you disgusting cult follower Molech worshiping goblin

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The fountain sculpture depicts a seated ogredevouring a naked child. Placed at his side is a bag containing more children. Because the ogre is wearing a pointed hat resembling a Jewish one,[1] it has been speculated[2] about the possibility of the ogre being the depiction of a Jew
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@BrendioEEE
@BigJimsWornOutTires
@shia.jihadist
@Gengar
 
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They do a lot of frauding in porn, I doubt you actually have a micro. You’re probably just average, around 5 x 4.5.
 
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Nigga I'd drive a molten screwdriver up my dick hole to have a 6.5 incher
 
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i would be fine with having a mirco (not that i have one) :forcedsmile:
 
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iblamechico said:
I just had a 1 hour jerk session and the whole time I just sat there with my dick flaccid staring at cuck porn.

I wasn't even aroused by that shit. I was just mad, but for whatever reason I couldn't stop watching. Always some big dick fucks get to be the bulls.

I went "fuck fuck fuck fuck this shit. FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK THIS! FUCK THE WORLD! FUCK EVERYTHING!" After 1 hour of sitting there with my dick out and just pulled up my pants and closed the porn.

Didn't even bust a nut.
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This is how the Jews keep us weak and ashamed if you have to watch porn watch Hentai JAV or homemade. Also you should not jerk off it makes your penis weaker and smaller.

The penis was never made to be griped and pulled on it’s supposed to go inside a woman’s holes. In a natural environment a man would never have to jerk on his dick because he can easily force a woman in to submission (which actually arouses them) iv been with many women and almost all of them wanted me to simulate a rough dominant situation “rape” ofc they wanted it so how can you even call it that.
 
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IHATEINDIANS said:
Nigga I'd drive a molten screwdriver up my dick hole to have a 6.5 incher
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He’s a mentalcel. He thinks average is 9 x 8 or something. Don’t take him seriously.
 
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Gengar said:
Oh you’re that mentalcel guy. :feelshaha:
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Don't do me like that. I used to pm u about dicks. You sent me a pic of your erect dick shilouet mayne we go way back.
 
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Gengar said:
He’s a mentalcel. He thinks average is 9 x 8 or something. Don’t take him seriously.
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I don't think the average is. But just because the average height is 5'9 doesn't mean a 6'4 height mogging me doesn't kill me inside c'mon mayne
 
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Don't do me like that. I used to pm u about dicks. You sent me a pic of your erect dick shilouet mayne we go way back.
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Well… if after enlightening you about the average size being around 5 x 4.5 and studies proving this is something you’re unwilling to accept, and claim 6.5 x 5.8 is micro when you won’t even find condoms for your size in stores for this “micro size”, then how can I not see you as anything other than a mentalcel? I think you’re just saying this stuff to trigger other guys who already have size-related issues since they’re around average or even a bit below.
 
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Huge frauding in porn ( lens+ angles)
Any 6.5 inch sissy clitty can become a 8.5 inch BBC
 
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It’s not too late just start using a dick extender and jerk off to solo porn instead of cuck porn
 
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Gengar said:
Well… if after enlightening you about the average size being around 5 x 4.5 and studies proving this is something you’re unwilling to accept, and claim 6.5 x 5.8 is micro when you won’t even find condoms for your size in stores for this “micro size”, then how can I not see you as anything other than a mentalcel? I think you’re just saying this stuff to trigger other guys who already have size-related issues since they’re around average or even a bit below.
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Nah I'm saying this because I was legit incel raging about my dick. I was watching size queen typa porn mayne makes me feel like I'll never measure up. Makes me wanna FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!
 
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Nah I'm saying this because I was legit incel raging about my dick. I was watching size queen typa porn mayne makes me feel like I'll never measure up. Makes me wanna FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!
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What size do you wanna be?
 
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thedarkoverlord_666 said:
It’s not too late just start using a dick extender and jerk off to solo porn instead of cuck porn
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Funny. I actually JUST busted a nut to some nude beach creepshot videos jfl. Better than solo because it's nonconsensual.
 
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iblamechico said:
Funny. I actually JUST busted a nut to some nude beach creepshot videos jfl. Better than solo because it's nonconsensual.
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It’s better than videos with a dick in it IG
 
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Gengar said:
What size do you wanna be?
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8.5 x6.5 nbp. Fucking dick mog everyone, no chick will EVER fucking say it's too small or any of that emasculating bullshit.
 
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