SecularIslamist
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I'm gonna get up now. Not because I want to. But because I'm hungry.
Xangsane
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wfh life
SecularIslamist
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I just got up and sat down for a 30 minute meeting and said nothing then went back to bed.
Genuinely thinking of just changing my background on MS teams and video calling from bed as well
Xangsane
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based. Do they know the sleepy voice?
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6PSLcel
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How does one get a job like this? Any degrees ?
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You work out lately?
SecularIslamist
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Lol no.
Get lucky (seriously I did).
Technically lots of STEMcels can get these jobs but they're boring AF (i.e. data analyst).
Actually been struggling because I don't like working out before sleep. Lost a lot of gains in Ramadan and haven't made up for it. Its nearly 12am I'm gonna go gym around 2am. Prob go sleep probably around 6-7am and wake up at 9am. Seriously.
I will sleep-work from 9-5 tho.
6PSLcel
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Wait so you do or don’t have a degree in something, even if it’s unrelated to the job. ?
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My goal
ShawarmaFilth
“The average is 5.1 bro!! I swear!!”
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How to get your job
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Autismcel
Sedentary lifestyle. Money is happiness.
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Beds me
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Slow cooker has been a godsend to me
SecularIslamist
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Yeah I have degree. But bullshit coz I got my job through contacts and got industry experience. No one gives about my degree or grades. Just a tickbox on an application. Just look and sound the part. By look I don't mean PSL shit, I mean be presentable. Even subhumans can look presentable.
Enter tech sector. Even typical office jobs are like this.
ShawarmaFilth
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U work 30 mins a day no? Or did i misunderstand something? Hows the pay
SecularIslamist
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Oh no I meant I had a meeting for 30 mins a day.
However I'm ngl, on average my actual 'work' is like 2 hours. The remaining 6 hours are sleep + shitposting on .org
I get paid decent too. I wouldn't swap jobs for 2x my pay and ACTUAL work (e.g. working in a factory).
ShawarmaFilth
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What even is your “work”
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SecularIslamist
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Don't wanna dox but it's "consulting". Cannot even explain what it is. This is a good explanation.
wsada
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Did you piss yourself? Sorry
SecularIslamist
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No but at this rate I might just use a bottle and nappies. If I had a housewife I'd probably spend the whole week or month in bed.
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In uni halls I used to piss in a pringles tube at night cos I didn't wanna walk out to the toilet
One time I forgot to empty it and someone came to check my radiator without me knowing, and when I got back it turned out they had accidentally knocked the full tube of piss over and now there was piss all over the carpet
So I had to buy pet urine remover
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