I’ve been out of work for 30 days

[optimisticzoomer]

I plan to English teacher maxx in China, but the earliest would be July

I’ve applied for basic jobs here for the meantime but haven’t got anything. My parents keep being like “just get a job bro!”

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I plan to English teacher maxx in China, but the earliest would be July

Do you need certain experience to get a job like this?

A certificate even?

 

[764.]

nice

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Do you need certain experience to get a job like this?

A certificate even?

You need any bachelor’s degree (which I have) and a 120 hour TEFL certificate (which I’m currently doing)

 

[kisslessvirgin]

get on universal credit

 

[trynaascendsoon]

Having a job = being a corporate slave
Keep up the good work bhai

 

[ENAHGY]

I plan to English teacher maxx in China, but the earliest would be July

I’ve applied for basic jobs here for the meantime but haven’t got anything. My parents keep being like “just get a job bro!”

Teaching (skills, knowledge) is a good route to go down no matter the age. Tutors locally charge like £25+ an hour so I know guys who are in uni and js teaching maths to kids and earning decent wages

 

[SoundnVision]

Go on UC fella

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Go on UC fella

I cba to apply
It’s only like £70 a week I think
I’d take it but I never got round to it

 

[SoundnVision]

I cba to apply
It’s only like £70 a week I think
I’d take it but I never got round to it

350 pounds a month for doing nothing fella

 

[SoundnVision]

350 pounds a month for doing nothing fella

For me 412 because I'm an oldcel

 

[optimisticzoomer]

For me 412 because I'm an oldcel

This is your income?

 

[SoundnVision]

This is your income?

I get PIP too plus my rent paid

 

[optimisticzoomer]

350 pounds a month for doing nothing fella

Nvm bruh that’s the one u need less than 16k savings for

I could get JSA

 

[SoundnVision]

Nvm bruh that’s the one u need less than 16k savings for

I could get JSA

Yeh and they can never actually know you're savings

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I get PIP too plus my rent paid

So you’re one of those people scared of outside?
I could literally teach English for 10 hours a week in China and make 3-4x that with a free apartment too

You could do the same if u had a degree, but I doubt u do

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Yeh and they can never actually know you're savings

If it’s in cash maybe

 

[SoundnVision]

So you’re one of those people scared of outside?
I could literally teach English for 10 hours a week in China and make 3-4x that with a free apartment too

You could do the same if u had a degree, but I doubt u do

I don't.

I've already worked for 12 years often 60 hours a week

 

[SoundnVision]

If it’s in cash maybe

No.
They just ask you to declare your savings they have no way of actually knowing

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I don't.

I've already worked for 12 years often 60 hours a week

And now you claim to be on UC? I call larp
What are your savings?
Just move to Belize if you have enough

 

[SoundnVision]

And now you claim to be on UC? I call larp
What are your savings?
Just move to Belize if you have enough

My savings were under 16k so I didn't have to larp but they didn't ask for proof they just ask you to declare it.

 

[SoundnVision]

And now you claim to be on UC? I call larp
What are your savings?
Just move to Belize if you have enough

I get the same now almost as when I worked but I'm living stress free

 

[Kainep]

Having a job = being a corporate slave
Keep up the good work bhai

bro is gonna escape the joow matrix by being broke stfu

 

[Kainep]

I plan to English teacher maxx in China, but the earliest would be July

I’ve applied for basic jobs here for the meantime but haven’t got anything. My parents keep being like “just get a job bro!”

+1000 social credits

 

[optimisticzoomer]

No.
They just ask you to declare your savings they have no way of actually knowing

I’d sooner just work and save, or work part time

I already have over 90k
My plan is to not work full time in UK
Go to china and get a job at a uni teaching English (10-15 hours a week) for £1300 a month with a free apartment. Start for a couple of years at a school/training centre (40 hours) for £2000 a month and free apartment

 

[SoundnVision]

I’d sooner just work and save, or work part time

I already have over 90k
My plan is to not work full time in UK
Go to china and get a job at a uni teaching English (10-15 hours a week) for £1300 a month with a free apartment. Start for a couple of years at a school/training centre (40 hours) for £2000 a month and free apartment

Nice plan fella but il never leave London I like living here.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I get the same now almost as when I worked but I'm living stress free

Muh stress free
There’s something in between no job and some stressful corporate job

My job was “security” in a post room, basically giving people parcels, and it was chill af

Then I got client-removed and that’s the only reason I’m out of work now

https://looksmax.org/threads/being-neet-sucks.1947934/

 

[SoundnVision]

Muh stress free
There’s something in between no job and some stressful corporate job

My job was “security” in a post room, basically giving people parcels, and it was chill af

Then I got client-removed and that’s the only reason I’m out of work now

https://looksmax.org/threads/being-neet-sucks.1947934/

Yeah true il get a part time job eventually but I'm chill for now

 

[browridge]

I plan to English teacher maxx in China, but the earliest would be July

I’ve applied for basic jobs here for the meantime but haven’t got anything. My parents keep being like “just get a job bro!”

i've also been unemployed for like a month, shits depressing now but ik ill miss it as soon as i get a job

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Become a software dev like me and do freelance. You'll make 10x of what you'll be making in China. @Glorious King

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Become a software dev like me and do freelance. You'll make 10x of what you'll be making in China. @Glorious King

Btw @Glorious King is moon lighting 2 jobs and making a bank rn

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Become a software dev like me and do freelance. You'll make 10x of what you'll be making in China. @Glorious King

Not interested in computers, sorry
I like to be in the real world
Also, just become a software developer bro
Also, 10x is cope. I’d probably make 60k in UK

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Not interested in computers, sorry
I like to be in the real world
Also, just become a software developer bro

Being in the real world worked out quite well with that dick joke innit? Lmao

 

[lemureater]

this might be a dumb question but do u also have to learn Manderin to live and work in China?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Being in the real world worked out quite well with that dick joke innit? Lmao

Yes? Don’t take life too seriously

https://looksmax.org/threads/c-its-only-a-problem-if-you-let-it-be.2019035/

 

[optimisticzoomer]

this might be a dumb question but do u also have to learn Manderin to live and work in China?

Not to get an English teacher job
But you’d probably wanna know some for just regular life
I’m trying to learn some

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Yes? Don’t take life too seriously

https://looksmax.org/threads/c-its-only-a-problem-if-you-let-it-be.2019035/

Good. When your organs and you blue eyes and blonde hair get organ harvested on the pretense of a job in China you'll be saying the same thing @imontheloose

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Good. When your organs and you blue eyes and blonde hair get organ harvested on the pretense of a job in China you'll be saying the same thing @imontheloose

At least I’ll have died with honour
Slowly rotting is worse

 

[Glorious King]

Btw @Glorious King is moon lighting 2 jobs and making a bank rn

Gng you're earning what I make in 2 jobs rn

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Gng you're earning what I make in 2 jobs rn

You are 2 years younger than me. Once you graduate out of college you'll be good. Just continue

 

[Lamskiiii]

mean while i'm at work on the .org

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You are 2 years younger than me. Once you graduate out of college you'll be good. Just continue

 

[Glorious King]

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One of the greatest mysteries of org

Why did you pursue Marine biology?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

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I used to get rejected from many assignments because I didn't have a degree. Some people in Tech are name tag chasers.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

One of the greatest mysteries of org

Why did you pursue Marine biology?

British people like him has brains in their hearts and dicks. They do what their dick and heart says and worry about it afterwards

 

[Jason Voorhees]

British people like him has brains in their hearts and dicks. They do what their dick and heart says and worry about it afterwards

@imontheloose

 

[optimisticzoomer]

@imonthelooe

 

[optimisticzoomer]

One of the greatest mysteries of org

Why did you pursue Marine biology?

Why not?
c life is too interesting to take it seriously

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Why not?
c life is too interesting to take it seriously

@imontheloose @Glorious King

 

[Glorious King]

Why not?
c life is too interesting to take it seriously

True

Leading by example I see


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