I’ve decided not to go to a party today

[Bitch]

I’ve been to a party last week and it was alright but I just don’t feel like going today.

What should I tell my friend, the host? Should I text him that I’m sick or something? It starts in 3 fucking hours.


I genuinely don’t enjoy parties with 30+ people, even when drunk. I’d much much rather hang out with like 3 friends and that’s it.

Last time me and some other guy were hitting on the only decent foid there but she said she had a boyfriend and I wasn’t even hitting for real and that bitch didn’t even want to drink alcohol or nothing, she just like brought our mood down

 

[Bitch]

Give me some good excuses niggas, I got less than 3 hours until it starts

 

[Trustworthyfish]

Go dude

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Tell him you have Covid-19. You recently found out you caught it two weeks ago. The sneaky strand. The one that creeps up on you a fortnight.

 

[Bitch]

Go dude

There’s another party planned on the 3rd of September man, idk I don’t think I would miss out on a lot if I didn’t go today