I've found the reason why I can't get laid!

[Deleted member 14978]

Its because my mouth to nose length ratio is only 1.375 instead of the ideal 1.618

FUKKKKK. My nose is 4cm and my mouth is currently 5.5cm giving me the ratio of 1.375. Therefore, in order to achieve 1.618 I need to increase my mouth length by about another 1cm

dw guys I can do mouth widening and once my mouth is longer I'm sure I will slay like crazy. Just you guys wait

 

[rAage.mxx]

the reason i cant get laid is coz my finger nails are 3.5 cm instead of the ideal 2,099 mm

 

[tyronelite]

The reason I can’t get laid is cuz my UEE is .15mm apart instead of the ideal range of 0.1mm - 0.5mm