ive literally been cockblocked by my fucking barber

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ive gone -2 PSL

-6 pedigree points
-3 arrogance points

ive genuinely gone from looking like a success story to looking like a bum

just last weekend i was a pussy magnet, now im getting reactions similar to zyros

weorst thing about this buzzcut is that my skull is EXPOSED, every single MM is exposed and i look deformed from profile

and im not going to go through the 6 months regrowth phase again, fuck that im keeping it buzzed all through summer
 
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barbershops are a baldcel conspiracy to subvert hairhaving society
 
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I wish i can read
 
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barbershops are a baldcel conspiracy to subvert hairhaving society

to think millionaire male models dont go to barbers

absolutely comical
 
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Bateman cuts his own hair. High IQ. Everytime I get a real haircut, I think it looks bad lol.

But yeah, being bald would make my nose look ridiculous. It's what's been putting me off of a transplant. The regrowth and ugly duckling phase is brutal. Even an unshaved fue would require hiding from the wolrd
 
Haha i know better nigga. Learn to do ur hair and just go for touch up
 
U got a buzzcut?
I told you dont do it
I got shitty haircut like 2 years ago and decided to fix it getting buzz cut, i lost like 3 PSL points, became low class peasant, balding, egghead, looking slavic AF, fucked up facial ratios

How exactly barber fucked you?
 
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Wear a cap for now until your hair grows back.
 
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U got a buzzcut?
I told you dont do it
I got shitty haircut like 2 years ago and decided to fix it getting buzz cut, i lost like 3 PSL points, became low class peasant, balding, egghead, looking slavic AF, fucked up facial ratios

How exactly barber fucked you?

yes i did buzzcut becasue it looks better than what he did

i already have anglo long face, and he did super short sides and maybe 2-3 inches on top, i looked the worst ive looked in 10 years maybe

at least buzzcut compacts my face a bit more, now i will keep it buzzed through summmer becasue i cant be fucked to enter the growing out stage a few months before summer

just last weekend everyone telling me how good i look with longer hair, needed just a tiny clean up trim and he shaves the entire sides off after i specifically told him not too
 
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yes i did buzzcut becasue it looks better than what he did

i already have anglo long face, and he did super short sides and maybe 2-3 inches on top, i looked the worst ive looked in 10 years maybe

at least buzzcut compacts my face a bit more, now i will keep it buzzed through summmer becasue i cant be fucked to enter the growing out stage a few months before summer

just last weekend everyone telling me how good i look with longer hair, needed just a tiny clean up trim and he shaves the entire sides off after i specifically told him not too

This is exact my story
Fucker i just want to tidy a bit and he took sides 3 mm phaggot
Why do we do this always visiting barber i am thinking no haircut one year hard mode after this
I was wearing a cap one month after getting buzz cut
 
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Thats why I cut my own hair bra
 
Thats why I cut my own hair bra

yeh but you dont get laid regardless bra
This is exact my story
Fucker i just want to tidy a bit and he took sides 3 mm phaggot
Why do we do this always visiting barber i am thinking no haircut one year hard mode after this
I was wearing a cap one month after getting buzz cut

can you imagine cinderellas face, when she expects classically handsome man and a BUM walks up to her, literally his best feature gone lmao

she always said i love your curly hair, now i look bald! :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:

shes legit going to think im terminally ill or mentally unstable crack addict
 
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yeh but you dont get laid regardless bra


can you imagine cinderellas face, when she expects classically handsome man and a BUM walks up to her, literally his best feature gone lmao

she always said i love your curly hair, now i look bald! :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:

shes legit going to think im terminally ill or mentally unstable crack addict
Lol just made out with my jb crush after 1 1/2 years.
 
Oh no, he fell for the JUST SHAVE IT BRO meme
So sad
 

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I didn't fall for shit my upper end barber is incompetent

Larp tbh, you would of made a thread
So your fucking barber DECIDED to shave you AGAINST your will?
 

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