I've lost my truecel status

[Egg]

Back 3 hours I've had the craziest shit that ever happened to me

I was in a two man with my friend and my partner was a mtb a bit makeupmaxxed but wtv

It wasn't like a two man it was just some girls that my friend invited.

It was night and romantic asf and also everything happened in Graz

So we were walking to a restaurant and suddenly the girl gets a bit to close the way along

Suddenly she fucking kisses me

Dude like holy shit we even kissed with the tongue for 10 seconds straight

And also we JUST met

After some time (after the restaurant too)

We drinked some vodka and we were hella drunk.

We mixed vodka with energy drinks and the girl suddenly just lays on me tired asf


We could've had sex but her lazy ass went to sleep in my arms

Dropped her off and I went back home

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TL;DR: negro rambles. Chud (me) french kissed a mtb while meeting each other for the first time

@Subhuman @Mast @mohito @Nothing @psltristan1

 

[Egg]

Dnr lol never happened

 

[Resonance]

How old are you

 

[Mogs Me]

When yo homie DMs you “you hungry or not” before arriving to the 2 man with the bitches

 

[Egg]

Dnr lol never happened

Shut the fuck op is saying the truth

 

[RecessedCels]

You now have herpes lol

 

[Egg]

How old are you

16

 

[Surrender]

So we were walking to a restaurant and suddenly the girl gets a bit to close the way along

Suddenly she fucking kisses me

Dude like holy shit we even kissed with the tongue for 10 seconds straight

And also we JUST met

So shes a whore. She does that to every guy she goes on a date with. Congrats an STI infested whore gave you some attention

 

[Resonance]

16

There is no hope for me......

 

[RecessedCels]

So shes a whore. She does that to every guy she goes on a date with. Congrats an STI infested whore gave you some attention

Exactly

 

[mohito]

You finally came outta the egg, bro

 

[Egg]

So shes a whore. She does that to every guy she goes on a date with. Congrats an STI infested whore gave you some attention

She sweared on everything she never had a bodycount but idgaf at least I got a kiss

 

[RecessedCels]

She sweared on everything she never had a bodycount but idgaf at least I got a kiss

Naive

 

[Surrender]

She sweared on everything she never had a bodycount but idgaf at least I got a kiss

Same thing if i was to brag about a prostitute kissing me

And you didnt even fuck her

 

[blinkers]

its alright cuz everyone is a fakecel here anyway

 

[Egg]

Same thing if i was to brag about a prostitute kissing me

And you didnt even fuck her

I'll fuck her (hopefully) tomorrow or sum shiet

 

[оscar]

Still virgin

 

[callard]

She sweared on everything she never had a bodycount but idgaf at least I got a kiss

"I swear that my body count is zeroooo, I'm untouched"

 

[Egg]

I'm hella drunk right now holy shii I'ma go to sleep I only got 1 percent left

 

[mohito]

Naive

Babbling as if ur not an incel

 

[Egg]

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"I swear that my body count is zeroooo, I'm untouched"

Nah but really she didn't have no fucking contacts in Snapchat and Whatsapp i went through all of it

 

[niccolo]

Back 3 hours I've had the craziest shit that ever happened to me

I was in a two man with my friend and my partner was a mtb a bit makeupmaxxed but wtv

It wasn't like a two man it was just some girls that my friend invited.

It was night and romantic asf and also everything happened in Graz

So we were walking to a restaurant and suddenly the girl gets a bit to close the way along

Suddenly she fucking kisses me

Dude like holy shit we even kissed with the tongue for 10 seconds straight

And also we JUST met

After some time (after the restaurant too)

We drinked some vodka and we were hella drunk.

We mixed vodka with energy drinks and the girl suddenly just lays on me tired asf


We could've had sex but her lazy ass went to sleep in my arms

Dropped her off and I went back home

---

TL;DR: negro rambles. Chud (me) french kissed a mtb while meeting each other for the first time

@Subhuman @Mast @mohito @Nothing @psltristan1

 

[Egg]

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[Egg]

Last bump

 

[Egg]

@Atra @Panchitosbroncs @ICL @Cinnamon fan64 @Lemur

 

[Atra]

Good now meet her again, fuck her and block her.

Reply, reply and reply. Don’t forget to be an asshole.

 

[Subhuman]

Lucky

I’m happy for you tho

 

[ICL]

Back 3 hours I've had the craziest shit that ever happened to me

I was in a two man with my friend and my partner was a mtb a bit makeupmaxxed but wtv

It wasn't like a two man it was just some girls that my friend invited.

It was night and romantic asf and also everything happened in Graz

So we were walking to a restaurant and suddenly the girl gets a bit to close the way along

Suddenly she fucking kisses me

Dude like holy shit we even kissed with the tongue for 10 seconds straight

And also we JUST met

After some time (after the restaurant too)

We drinked some vodka and we were hella drunk.

We mixed vodka with energy drinks and the girl suddenly just lays on me tired asf


We could've had sex but her lazy ass went to sleep in my arms

Dropped her off and I went back home

---

TL;DR: negro rambles. Chud (me) french kissed a mtb while meeting each other for the first time

@Subhuman @Mast @mohito @Nothing @psltristan1

Mirin bro inshallah you will have a BMWF comp marriage with a white stacy @Mast

 

[Sayori]

Back 3 hours I've had the craziest shit that ever happened to me

I was in a two man with my friend and my partner was a mtb a bit makeupmaxxed but wtv

It wasn't like a two man it was just some girls that my friend invited.

It was night and romantic asf and also everything happened in Graz

So we were walking to a restaurant and suddenly the girl gets a bit to close the way along

Suddenly she fucking kisses me

Dude like holy shit we even kissed with the tongue for 10 seconds straight

And also we JUST met

After some time (after the restaurant too)

We drinked some vodka and we were hella drunk.

We mixed vodka with energy drinks and the girl suddenly just lays on me tired asf


We could've had sex but her lazy ass went to sleep in my arms

Dropped her off and I went back home

---

TL;DR: negro rambles. Chud (me) french kissed a mtb while meeting each other for the first time

@Subhuman @Mast @mohito @Nothing @psltristan1

Dnrd, but good fucking job!!!

Now hit and dip on this fuck ass foid

 

[Truebloatcel]

Back 3 hours I've had the craziest shit that ever happened to me

I was in a two man with my friend and my partner was a mtb a bit makeupmaxxed but wtv

It wasn't like a two man it was just some girls that my friend invited.

It was night and romantic asf and also everything happened in Graz

So we were walking to a restaurant and suddenly the girl gets a bit to close the way along

Suddenly she fucking kisses me

Dude like holy shit we even kissed with the tongue for 10 seconds straight

And also we JUST met

After some time (after the restaurant too)

We drinked some vodka and we were hella drunk.

We mixed vodka with energy drinks and the girl suddenly just lays on me tired asf


We could've had sex but her lazy ass went to sleep in my arms

Dropped her off and I went back home

---

TL;DR: negro rambles. Chud (me) french kissed a mtb while meeting each other for the first time

@Subhuman @Mast @mohito @Nothing @psltristan1

Community foid

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Back 3 hours I've had the craziest shit that ever happened to me

I was in a two man with my friend and my partner was a mtb a bit makeupmaxxed but wtv

It wasn't like a two man it was just some girls that my friend invited.

It was night and romantic asf and also everything happened in Graz

So we were walking to a restaurant and suddenly the girl gets a bit to close the way along

Suddenly she fucking kisses me

Dude like holy shit we even kissed with the tongue for 10 seconds straight

And also we JUST met

After some time (after the restaurant too)

We drinked some vodka and we were hella drunk.

We mixed vodka with energy drinks and the girl suddenly just lays on me tired asf


We could've had sex but her lazy ass went to sleep in my arms

Dropped her off and I went back home

---

TL;DR: negro rambles. Chud (me) french kissed a mtb while meeting each other for the first time

@Subhuman @Mast @mohito @Nothing @psltristan1

Tales faggot