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My brother who gymcels 24/7 is also obsessed with proving his superiority over me and "mogging" me

Doesn't use the word obviously but he constantly challenges me to wrestling matches, shoulder bumps me all the time etc.

Well anyways, I had finished some big meal a while ago and was basically bloated. Keep in mind I don't workout like ever and all of the sudden he challenges me. He says he can carry me into my Mom's room which was supposed to humiliate me because it's CLEAR as fucking day that my mom adores him but despises my existence to shit.

I obviously refuse because I just want study some accounting and watch some youtube, then head to bed.

Jim Carrey No GIF


He proceeds to start tackling me anyways and is fucking tryharding. He moves me inch by inch to the room by wrapping his arms and pushing his head against my stomach.

Fails miserably and all I do is walk up to the third floor which is dark 24/7. He is a pussy ofc and won't come up into the dark

Ryan Gosling Reaction GIF


At this point I catched my breath whilst sitting down. No problems for me since I have a conscious but this retard was shaking and whimpering due to having to wait for over 1 minute without using his phone ( not an exxageration he's the zoomer role model )

He is downstairs waiting whilst doom scrolling and I really wanna sleep soon so I go down after like a few minutes and this faggot immediately tackles me again. At this point I've honesty given up. I am no match nor do I have the Goggins mindset to fight till the end

Mixed Martial Arts Sport GIF by UFC


He literally throws me onto the ground and at this point im tapping. He has MMA training and the most experience I have with combat is a few minutes of Street Fighter 5.

He gets me into a chokehold and my mom all of the sudden notices and guess what?

Starts cheering for my brother as I am literally gasping for air.

Imagine getting this humiliated and the most brutal blackpill being your mom cheering for your death.

Holy fuck.

I wish I was LARPing but no. I did just get cucked and utterly fucking humiliated in front of my family.

Sad Matthew Mcconaughey GIF by Legendary Entertainment


Bonus Question ( @cromagnon @Altruist @ey88 @optimisticzoomer ) :

Why the friggin frig are some gymcels so utterly fucking insecure? He unironically called himself an alpha but early today this retard was too shy to raise his hand for the waiter to come over so I had to do it?

He's also scared of the fucking dark at 15 and is an absolute utter tryhard socially at school.

Excuse Me What GIF by Bounce


Even more confusing thing is why I continue to be nice to this faggot. Just earlier I drove him to the convenience store for him to buy a slurpee and this is how he treats me.

Gave me the motivation I needed to break out of this pile of laundry lifestyle and start actually getting fit and such. Though I know it'll go away in like 1 to 2 days max
 
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Is he taller than you
 
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im not even too tired to read this one im just fucking not doing it
 
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All that matters is who slays more
 
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no offense, but i've had enough of indian essays with mahabharata in hs, so this will be a sincere and respectful "not a single unicode symbol" from me.
 
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My brother who gymcels 24/7 is also obsessed with proving his superiority over me and "mogging" Mr

Doesn't use the word obviously but he constantly challenges me to wrestling matches, shoulder bumps me all the time etc.

Well anyways, I had finished some big meal a while ago and was basically bloated. Keep in mind I don't workout like ever and all of the sudden he challenges me. He says he can carry me into my Mom's room which was supposed to humiliate me because it's CLEAR as fucking day that my mom adores him but despises my existence to shit.

I obviously refuse because I just want study some accounting and watch some youtube, then head to bed.

Jim Carrey No GIF


He proceeds to start tackling me anyways and is fucking tryharding. He moves me inch by inch to the room by wrapping his arms and pushing his head against my stomach.

Fails miserable and all I do is walk up to the third floor which is dark 24/7. He is a pussy ofc and won't come up into the dark

Ryan Gosling Reaction GIF


At this point I catched my breath whilst sitting down. No problems for me since I have a conscious but this retard was shaking and whimpering due to having to wait for over 1 minute without using his phone ( not an exxageration he's the zoomer role model )

He is downstairs waiting whilst doom scrolling and I really wanna sleep soon so I go down after like a few minutes and this faggot immediately tackles me again. At this point I've honesty given up. I am no match nor do I have the Goggins mindset to fight till the end

Mixed Martial Arts Sport GIF by UFC


He literally throws me onto the ground and at this point im tapping. He has MMA training and the most experience I have with combat is a few minutes of Street Fighter 5.

He gets me into a chokehold and my mom all of the sudden notices and guess what?

Starts cheering for my brother as I am literally gasping for air.

Imagine getting this humiliated and the most brutal blackpill being your mom cheering for your death.

Holy fuck.

I wish I was LARPing but no. I did just get cucked and utterly fucking humiliated in front of my family.

Sad Matthew Mcconaughey GIF by Legendary Entertainment


Bonus Question ( @cromagnon @Altruist @ey88 @optimisticzoomer ) :

Why the friggin frig are some gymcels so utterly fucking insecure? He unironically called himself an alpha but early today this retard was too shy to raise his hand for the waiter to come over so I had to do it?

He's also scared of the fucking dark at 15 and is an absolute utter tryhard socially at school.

Excuse Me What GIF by Bounce


Even more confusing thing is why I continue to be nice to this faggot. Just earlier I drove him to the convenience store for him to buy a slurpee and this is how he treats me.

Gave me the motivation I needed to break out of this pile of laundry lifestyle and start actually getting fit and such. Though I know it'll go away in like 1 to 2 days max
i feel you will soon start to do some riflemaxxing :lul:
 
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Chad is probably tackling my oneitis rn
 
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i feel you will soon start to do some riflemaxxing :lul:
I don't have access to guns in this tropical third world

But I am undeniably now going to start gymcelling + roiding

And ofc keep stroking myself to the fantasy of him trying this again but I am gogachad now and I crush his skull with my pinky

Jacked assassin shieet
 
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What should I do?
 
He's your bro, you should make sure he learns early on his life that you guys shouldn't be fighting against each other, but besides each other

If you leave it too late then by the time he's an adult, you won't ever be able to mend that brotherhood

Just go out with him and chill
He should look up to you and respect you. Not because of what you're physically capable of... teach him about life
You should be his mentor

He likely won't listen initially, which is why I say you should go out with him to some trip just you 2, and talk
Put in some effort, he'll cave in eventually
 
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He's your bro, you should make sure he learns early on his life that you guys shouldn't be fighting against each other, but besides each other

If you leave it too late then by the time he's an adult, you won't ever be able to mend that brotherhood

Just go out with him and chill
He should look up to you and respect you. Not because of what you're physically capable of... teach him about life
You should be his mentor

He likely won't listen initially, which is why I say you should go out with him to some trip just you 2, and talk
Put in some effort, he'll cave in eventually
This is real life, not some idealistic fantasy world

He shouldn't have to respect me just on the basis of being my younger brother and I shouldn't have to guide him vice versa. Everyone is their own person and entitled to their own things.

It's not like he doesn't respect anyways, he still asks me for advice on other things, help with his homework etc. It's just one aspect of himself where he is a super insecure nutcase.
 
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My brother who gymcels 24/7 is also obsessed with proving his superiority over me and "mogging" me

Doesn't use the word obviously but he constantly challenges me to wrestling matches, shoulder bumps me all the time etc.

Well anyways, I had finished some big meal a while ago and was basically bloated. Keep in mind I don't workout like ever and all of the sudden he challenges me. He says he can carry me into my Mom's room which was supposed to humiliate me because it's CLEAR as fucking day that my mom adores him but despises my existence to shit.

I obviously refuse because I just want study some accounting and watch some youtube, then head to bed.

Jim Carrey No GIF


He proceeds to start tackling me anyways and is fucking tryharding. He moves me inch by inch to the room by wrapping his arms and pushing his head against my stomach.

Fails miserably and all I do is walk up to the third floor which is dark 24/7. He is a pussy ofc and won't come up into the dark

Ryan Gosling Reaction GIF


At this point I catched my breath whilst sitting down. No problems for me since I have a conscious but this retard was shaking and whimpering due to having to wait for over 1 minute without using his phone ( not an exxageration he's the zoomer role model )

He is downstairs waiting whilst doom scrolling and I really wanna sleep soon so I go down after like a few minutes and this faggot immediately tackles me again. At this point I've honesty given up. I am no match nor do I have the Goggins mindset to fight till the end

Mixed Martial Arts Sport GIF by UFC


He literally throws me onto the ground and at this point im tapping. He has MMA training and the most experience I have with combat is a few minutes of Street Fighter 5.

He gets me into a chokehold and my mom all of the sudden notices and guess what?

Starts cheering for my brother as I am literally gasping for air.

Imagine getting this humiliated and the most brutal blackpill being your mom cheering for your death.

Holy fuck.

I wish I was LARPing but no. I did just get cucked and utterly fucking humiliated in front of my family.

Sad Matthew Mcconaughey GIF by Legendary Entertainment


Bonus Question ( @cromagnon @Altruist @ey88 @optimisticzoomer ) :

Why the friggin frig are some gymcels so utterly fucking insecure? He unironically called himself an alpha but early today this retard was too shy to raise his hand for the waiter to come over so I had to do it?

He's also scared of the fucking dark at 15 and is an absolute utter tryhard socially at school.

Excuse Me What GIF by Bounce


Even more confusing thing is why I continue to be nice to this faggot. Just earlier I drove him to the convenience store for him to buy a slurpee and this is how he treats me.

Gave me the motivation I needed to break out of this pile of laundry lifestyle and start actually getting fit and such. Though I know it'll go away in like 1 to 2 days max
brutal didnt even need to read
 
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My brother who gymcels 24/7 is also obsessed with proving his superiority over me and "mogging" me

Doesn't use the word obviously but he constantly challenges me to wrestling matches, shoulder bumps me all the time etc.

Well anyways, I had finished some big meal a while ago and was basically bloated. Keep in mind I don't workout like ever and all of the sudden he challenges me. He says he can carry me into my Mom's room which was supposed to humiliate me because it's CLEAR as fucking day that my mom adores him but despises my existence to shit.

I obviously refuse because I just want study some accounting and watch some youtube, then head to bed.

Jim Carrey No GIF


He proceeds to start tackling me anyways and is fucking tryharding. He moves me inch by inch to the room by wrapping his arms and pushing his head against my stomach.

Fails miserably and all I do is walk up to the third floor which is dark 24/7. He is a pussy ofc and won't come up into the dark

Ryan Gosling Reaction GIF


At this point I catched my breath whilst sitting down. No problems for me since I have a conscious but this retard was shaking and whimpering due to having to wait for over 1 minute without using his phone ( not an exxageration he's the zoomer role model )

He is downstairs waiting whilst doom scrolling and I really wanna sleep soon so I go down after like a few minutes and this faggot immediately tackles me again. At this point I've honesty given up. I am no match nor do I have the Goggins mindset to fight till the end

Mixed Martial Arts Sport GIF by UFC


He literally throws me onto the ground and at this point im tapping. He has MMA training and the most experience I have with combat is a few minutes of Street Fighter 5.

He gets me into a chokehold and my mom all of the sudden notices and guess what?

Starts cheering for my brother as I am literally gasping for air.

Imagine getting this humiliated and the most brutal blackpill being your mom cheering for your death.

Holy fuck.

I wish I was LARPing but no. I did just get cucked and utterly fucking humiliated in front of my family.

Sad Matthew Mcconaughey GIF by Legendary Entertainment


Bonus Question ( @cromagnon @Altruist @ey88 @optimisticzoomer ) :

Why the friggin frig are some gymcels so utterly fucking insecure? He unironically called himself an alpha but early today this retard was too shy to raise his hand for the waiter to come over so I had to do it?

He's also scared of the fucking dark at 15 and is an absolute utter tryhard socially at school.

Excuse Me What GIF by Bounce


Even more confusing thing is why I continue to be nice to this faggot. Just earlier I drove him to the convenience store for him to buy a slurpee and this is how he treats me.

Gave me the motivation I needed to break out of this pile of laundry lifestyle and start actually getting fit and such. Though I know it'll go away in like 1 to 2 days max
You should kill him/kill yourself
 
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