i've talked to my father, he said he'll pay me ticket to London

[the BULL]

mirin your low iq and lack of understanding of hyperbole

doesn't work like that, words are taken at face value here and everywhere else.

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

doesn't work like that, words are taken at face value here and everywhere else.

if you only take words at face value then you lack social skills