Ivy league Student needs a mail order bride.

Mark Antony

Mark Antony

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I got into an Ivy League school, Cornell Dyson, and will be double majoring in finance and statistics. I want to work in investment banking and pivot to private equity after working as an analyst for two years.

I expect to be making around $200k–$300k by my mid-to-late 20s. If you look at the average salary of PE professionals at Blackstone, you’ll see that this is realistic.

However, I’m sub-5, ethnic, and 5'11", so finding an MTB who won’t divorce me for money doesn’t seem realistic.

I want to get a mail-order bride around the age of 26 who would be obedient and wouldn’t divorce me. How would the financial, legal, and management aspects of this work out?

I'm asking here as i'd be ostracized if I asked someone irl lol. Also, I don't have experience with geomaxxing or general dating.
 
Niggas LOVE their investment banking --> PE
 

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