J-Fucking-F-L if you aren’t statusmaxxing in 2024.

[Xangsane]

@forevergymcelling and I have made posts about how even normie girls can fuck famous athletes and stuff thru IG dms

but lol at "statusmaxxing" as if its achievable for most guys to become "household name" pro athletes, but still I agree nothing tops status for slaying ease eps thru IG

Where!!

 

[Debetro]

Tales bro
View attachment 3174802

 

[Xangsane]

I wanna fuck all of them fuaaaaaaaa imagine creampieing melimtx or something

Why are you into whores

 

[sub5pslathlete]

Just like how @AspiringMogger claimed to know buyako saka

I went to private school with Jude and was / still are quite decent with his little brother
Can show dms of me and Jobe in PM

 

[sub5pslathlete]

Why are you into whores

just while I’m young

 

[Xangsane]

I went to private school with Jude and was / still are quite decent with his little brother
Can show dms of me and Jobe in PM

I will dm

 

[Xangsane]

just while I’m young

Does it matter
Hqnp women want hot men in their prime

 

[Debetro]

Yeah it’s Jude Bellingham

Now I know that kalergi creature is a loser. Can't respect a manwhore.

 

[RichardSpencel]

Yeah dnr your gay cuck tales of how you watch football players bang Stacie’s

 

[sub5pslathlete]

Yeah dnr your gay cuck tales of how you watch football players bang Stacie’s

JFL aight dude ur like 30

 

[RichardSpencel]

JFL aight dude ur like 30

I can tell ur Indian

 

[sub5pslathlete]

I can tell ur Indian

Iranian and Scottish actually u orange bastard

 

[Alt Number 3]

fuck bro mirin. you can reach stratosphere if you play cards right

 

[sub5pslathlete]

fuck bro mirin. you can reach stratosphere if you play cards right

Genuinely
So close yet so far I am
So is everyone tbf

 

[N1666]

Yeah it’s Jude Bellingham

It’s not hard to know professional football players if you went to school with them. A lot of people from my school went pro and will be big names or already are. I know most of them through one friend, and some were literally my neighbours.

 

[sub5pslathlete]

It’s not hard to know professional football players if you went to school with them. A lot of people from my school went pro and will be big names or already are. I know most of them through one friend, and some were literally my neighbours.

Exactly idk why people r so shocked by this
Im just trying to help hahahaha, I got lucky, I wouldn’t have been able to afford that school but my parents went broke sending me there then I finally got a scholarship 2 years in

 

[MA_ascender]

It's definitely my goat MPaypal (insane penalty merchant turtle) with 10/10 bgm nose appeal

 

[sub5pslathlete]

It's definitely my goat MPaypal (insane penalty merchant turtle) with 10/10 bgm nose appeal

Close

 

[Alt Number 3]

It's definitely my goat MPaypal (insane penalty merchant turtle) with 10/10 bgm nose appeal

 

[MA_ascender]

-3 goals (2 penalties )
-0 assists
SAAAR IM STILL FINDING MY RYTHM IN LALIGA SAAR

 

[Alt Number 3]

-3 goals (2 penalties )
-0 assists
SAAAR IM STILL FINDING MY RYTHM IN LALIGA SAAR

penaldog regen tbh

 

[MA_ascender]

penaldog regen tbh

Real VARdrid might as well start adding (pen.) to their players name jfl

 

[Xangsane]

Iranian

Translation: indian