Jacob Elordi is so fucking ugly

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Idk why so many foids simp this
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He looks retarded and ugly abused dog
 
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Bump
 
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Druggy
 
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he’s 6’5 that’s why
 
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why do us guys like sydney sweeney? it’s not bc of her face ill tell u that much
 
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why do us guys like sydney sweeney? it’s not bc of her face ill tell u that much
But i Only see zoomers Incel simping for her or gueto niggers (before she was racist), actually i see legit stacies simping this abused dog, same shit with Drew Starkey who doens't looks nothing impressive
 
But i Only see zoomers Incel simping for her or gueto niggers (before she was racist), actually i see legit stacies simping this abused dog, same shit with Drew Starkey who doens't looks nothing impressive
women love height. adriana lima picked a 6’7 ogre
 
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Lol, fucking yes, she literally had Kortajarena simping for her and chosed that deformed cyclops
really? wow. women’s minds are so fucking weird it’s insane. kortajarena is tall too but she wanted a fucking wall
 
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women love height. adriana lima picked a 6’7 ogre
But idk tbh Bro, Ben Affleck moggs Elordi facially and had the same height, but he don't was exactly a sex symbol, must be a média brainwashed
 
But idk tbh Bro, Ben Affleck moggs Elordi facially and had the same height, but he don't was exactly a sex symbol, must be a média brainwashed
affleck is 6’2 but yeah. he has to deal with washed up jlo
 
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it’s crazy how much height halo he has tho
 
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finally someone said this
tired of all these fucking foids thinking hes the shit

finally someone said this
tired of all these fucking foids thinking hes the shit
affleck is 6’2 but yeah. he has to deal with washed up jlo
His hype is excessive and makes no sense whatsoever. Jared Padalecki moggs him to the hell and back, and he's also the same height, but he doesn't have 10% of the hype of this lazy NCT Cell with Dawn syndrome.
 
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His hype is excessive and makes no sense whatsoever. Jared Padalecki moggs him to the hell and back, and he's also the same height, but he doesn't have 10% of the hype of this lazy NCT Cell with Dawn syndrome.
nigga thank god someone said this. i always hated this bitch ass nigga jacob elordi
 
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His hype is excessive and makes no sense whatsoever. Jared Padalecki moggs him to the hell and back, and he's also the same height, but he doesn't have 10% of the hype of this lazy NCT Cell with Dawn syndrome.
heard someone say women like tall ugly men more than tall handsome because handsome men make them feel insecure
 
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Hes a dimorphic normie
 
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heard someone say women like tall ugly men more than tall handsome because handsome men make them feel insecure
Well, this shit makes sense
 
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Hes a dimorphic normie
He only has a good nose and eyebrows, his palate is absolutely subhuman, round chin, deadly NCT and 6 of ang
 
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finally someone said this
tired of all these fucking foids thinking hes the shit
No, I'm not referring to PSL's autism, he's just ridiculously overrated. Jared Padalecki, Josh Hartnett, and half of Hollywood in the 2000s moggs this nctking with Down syndrome.
 
1. Mogs your whole bloodline and your smv
2. You probably think looking like an autistic niche retard is appealing to girls.
Its just status halo
 
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He has one of the lowest trust physiognomies I’ve ever seen ngl, women love it but it brings trauma to incells
 
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Hes facially hmtn but he still has high smv due to his height and status

I see some girls secretly talk shit about his looks though some of them aint stupid
 
he looks good and is tall as fuck
 
he’s hot he just doesn’t have ur typical model face that you expect a celebrity to have

he’s literally jock highschool bully archetype and has a tall wide frame
 
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he’s hot he just doesn’t have ur typical model face that you expect a celebrity to have

he’s literally jock highschool bully archetype and has a tall wide frame
JOck bully doens't mean GL, Josh McGregor and Channing Tatum are this and they're ugly asf both looks like monkeys
 
JOck bully doens't mean GL, Josh McGregor and Channing Tatum are this and they're ugly asf both looks like monkeys
women love bad boys tho.
 
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Because he is genetically fitter than most men ( 6’5 with a broad frame) which is attractive to chicks.
 
He’s normie ye but definitely above average
My grandfather moggs him to júpiter, i Only doens't mogg Elordi bc im half Black, but my grandfather moggs the out shit of him so he doenst moggs my lnieage
 

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