Japanese (日本語) lessons for Ilovetakis

[Imretarded?]

Spoiler: class

@ilovetakis
@noobs
@Greypiller
@not__cel
@ryuken
@Darkeningstar
@Michael Myers

こんにちは (konnichiwa)

Sensei Retarded san (せんせいれたでさん)is here to teach you Japanese!


today, we will learn the basics you need to live in japan.

First phrase: まんこはくでさい　

This translates to 'give me pussy'. As men, it is crucial to tell others when we need a crump of coochie. まんこ　(manko) meaning vagina (extremely vulgar way to say it)

michael myers passes note to noobs


hey! Passing notes now Noobs? If you have something to say, say it out loud.

*gulp
I wanna see teach's manko tbh

Tst tst tst, detention, you're going to the principle's office now.

*winks giving ioi to noobs indicating he's gonna get more than just see some まんこ tonight

は (particle to designate topic of sentence ie. pussy) and くでさい(kudesai) meaning please or give me.

That's all for now!

 

[ryuken]

fuck you noobs

 

[Imretarded?]

fuck you noobs

remember to do your home work. Have to learn how to write 1000 kanji by tomorrow

 

[ryuken]

remember to do your home work. Have to learn how to write 1000 kanji by tomorrow

*ropes*

 

[Greypiller]

Spoiler: class

@ilovetakis
@noobs
@Greypiller
@not__cel
@ryuken
@Darkeningstar
@Michael Myers

こんにちは (konnichiwa)

Sensei Retarded san (せんせいれたでさん)is here to teach you Japanese!
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today, we will learn the basics you need to live in japan.

First phrase: まんこはくでさい　

This translates to 'give me pussy'. As men, it is crucial to tell others when we need a crump of coochie. まんこ　(manko) meaning vagina (extremely vulgar way to say it)

michael myers passes note to noobs
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hey! Passing notes now Noobs? If you have something to say, say it out loud.

*gulp
I wanna see teach's manko tbh

Tst tst tst, detention, you're going to the principle's office now.

*winks giving ioi to noobs indicating he's gonna get more than just see some まんこ tonight

は (particle to designate topic of sentence ie. pussy) and くでさい(kudesai) meaning please or give me.

That's all for now!

Interesting thread

 

[Willmogulater]

How to become pedo tutorial

 

[Imretarded?]

*ropes*

uh guys... i think there is a dead body there

Interesting thread

 

[1966Ford]

I actually passed a JLPT 1 test lol

 

[Imretarded?]

I actually passed a JLPT 1 test lol

Tag japanese users. we need there input

 

[1966Ford]

Tag japanese users. we need there input

They're probably in a Katakana languages forums.
Majority of Japanese are bluepilled.

 

[1966Ford]

 

[Imretarded?]

They're probably in a Katakana languages forums.
Majority of Japanese are bluepilled.

Bro, they're kinda low inhib. I was walking in the streets of Osaka, just got food and was going to the hotel when I saw a whole ass book store with hundreds of porn right on the front window.

'come get your wank material here incels'

Also when i went to that Eiffel tower style building in tokyo, the gift shop had a bunch of mini statues of naked anime girls

 

[1966Ford]

Bro, they're kinda low inhib. I was walking in the streets of Osaka, just got food and was going to the hotel when I saw a whole ass book store with hundreds of porn right on the front window.

That's what happens when you allow feminism.​

Also when i went to that Eiffel tower style building in tokyo, the gift shop had a bunch of mini statues of naked anime girls

Jfl, one of my friends was in Tokyo just to see a lot of blowjob services

 

[Imretarded?]

That's what happens when you allow feminism.​

Jfl, one of my friends was in Tokyo just to see a lot of blowjob services
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felt good tbh. being the top 90th percentile in height

 

[1966Ford]

felt good tbh. being the top 90th percentile in height

Yeah he's 183cm

 

[Dimaaa5]

Manko kudesai

 

[ilovetakis]

Great lesson I said this is Japan and I'm in handcuffs now there must've been some sort of misunderstanding.

What do I say to the police officer

 

[not__cel]

Great lesson I said this is Japan and I'm in handcuffs now there must've been some sort of misunderstanding.

What do I say to the police officer

Tell him dnrd if you say it he can’t reply so you might have time to escape

 

[ilovetakis]

Tell him dnrd if you say it he can’t reply so you might have time to escape

You, my good sir, are a smart man

I am forever grateful for your wise words

 

[Xangsane]

Spoiler: class

@ilovetakis
@noobs
@Greypiller
@not__cel
@ryuken
@Darkeningstar
@Michael Myers

こんにちは (konnichiwa)

Sensei Retarded san (せんせいれたでさん)is here to teach you Japanese!
View attachment 3022919

today, we will learn the basics you need to live in japan.

First phrase: まんこはくでさい　

This translates to 'give me pussy'. As men, it is crucial to tell others when we need a crump of coochie. まんこ　(manko) meaning vagina (extremely vulgar way to say it)

michael myers passes note to noobs
View attachment 3022933

hey! Passing notes now Noobs? If you have something to say, say it out loud.

*gulp
I wanna see teach's manko tbh

Tst tst tst, detention, you're going to the principle's office now.

*winks giving ioi to noobs indicating he's gonna get more than just see some まんこ tonight

は (particle to designate topic of sentence ie. pussy) and くでさい(kudesai) meaning please or give me.

That's all for now!

SQUISHY SQUISHY!!

 

[Deleted member 43881]

fuck you noobs

what did i do? @Michael Myers is an autistic 草食男子 i would never..

 

[Numb The Pain]

what did i do? @Michael Myers is an autistic incel i would never..

I’m not autistic, retard.

 

[Numb The Pain]

Spoiler: class

@ilovetakis
@noobs
@Greypiller
@not__cel
@ryuken
@Darkeningstar
@Michael Myers

こんにちは (konnichiwa)

Sensei Retarded san (せんせいれたでさん)is here to teach you Japanese!
View attachment 3022919

today, we will learn the basics you need to live in japan.

First phrase: まんこはくでさい　

This translates to 'give me pussy'. As men, it is crucial to tell others when we need a crump of coochie. まんこ　(manko) meaning vagina (extremely vulgar way to say it)

michael myers passes note to noobs
View attachment 3022933

hey! Passing notes now Noobs? If you have something to say, say it out loud.

*gulp
I wanna see teach's manko tbh

Tst tst tst, detention, you're going to the principle's office now.

*winks giving ioi to noobs indicating he's gonna get more than just see some まんこ tonight

は (particle to designate topic of sentence ie. pussy) and くでさい(kudesai) meaning please or give me.

That's all for now!

I actually passed a JLPT 1 test lol

意味が分からないだけど君はまんこ綺麗でしょね！本当に美しいだ！

 

[ryuken]

what did i do? @Michael Myers is an autistic 草食男子 i would never..

@Michael Myers is a good guy but you... you're a faggot...!

 

[Numb The Pain]

@Michael Myers is a good guy but you... you're a faggot...

Thanks bhai! That faggot has been barking for me for some reason.

 

[Deleted member 43881]

Thanks bhai! That faggot has been barking for me for some reason.

don't listen to @ryuken. he just mad because @Darkeningstar is a ショタ and wont カミングアウトしていない for him.

 

[Numb The Pain]

don't listen to @ryuken. he just mad because @Darkeningstar is a ショタ and wont カミングアウトしていない for him.

バカ！うるせ！

 

[ryuken]

don't listen to @ryuken. he just mad because @Darkeningstar is a ショタ and wont カミングアウトしていない for him.

too lazy to put that shit in a translator

 

[Numb The Pain]

too lazy to put that shit in a translator

He says “I’m a gay homo and I bark for you.”

 

[Darkeningstar]

don't listen to @ryuken. he just mad because @Darkeningstar is a ショタ and wont カミングアウトしていない for him.

Translate

 

[ryuken]

He says “I’m a gay homo and I bark for you.”

i knew that guy was a faggot!

 

[Bomber517]

Shit. Did i miss something?

 

[Bomber517]

Tag japanese users. we need there input

He's not Japanese, but probably speaks it and knows more about Japan. He's my daddy.

@Tenshi

 

[Deleted member 31971]

 

[Deleted member 43881]

Translate

don't listen to ryuken. he is just mad because @Darkeningstar is a twink and wont come out for him.

 

[Imretarded?]

Great lesson I said this is Japan and I'm in handcuffs now there must've been some sort of misunderstanding.

What do I say to the police officer

Say 'すみません' and bow. Gets them every time

SQUISHY SQUISHY!!

meow!

Shit. Did i miss something?

 

[ilovetakis]

Say 'すみません' and bow. Gets them every time

meow!

What does that mean

 

[Imretarded?]

意味が分からないだけど君はまんこ綺麗でしょね！本当に美しいだ！

ありがと

 

[Imretarded?]

What does that mean

Sorry?

 

[Numb The Pain]

ありがと

（＾ω＾）

 

[ilovetakis]

Sorry?

Oh right sumimasen
I only recognized the last letter

 

[Imretarded?]

（＾ω＾）

ねこかわいいです

 

[Imretarded?]

Oh right sumimasen
I only recognized the last letter

yeah lol, the n hiragana looks like an n

 

[ilovetakis]

yeah lol, the n hiragana looks like an n

Lol yea

 

[Imretarded?]

Lol yea

going for my drivers test soon

 

[Numb The Pain]

ねこかわいいです
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俺は猫が嫌いです！

 

[Imretarded?]

俺は猫が嫌いです！

インギリス語は何ですか？

 

[Numb The Pain]

インギリス語は何ですか？

別に

 

[Imretarded?]

別に

 

[Numb The Pain]

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二ゲルズは忍者ですね？