TheGreatDetective
The Witch of Truth
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Introducing first, fighting out of the red corner, wearing black trunks, standing 6 feet 2 inches tall, weighing 180 pounds, with a professional record of 17 wins, 0 losses, and 2 draws, representing Kerala… @Jason Voorhees
And his opponent, fighting out of the blue corner...wearing blue trunks. We don't have his official stats. All we know is that he's a fellow indian with a burning hatred for Jason. Some say he's the Joker to his Batman, the Reverse Flash to his Barry Allen, the Tom to his Jerry, the diarrhea to his Taco Bell... @zyzz007 returns
(No picture is available for this fighter)
Ladies and gentlemen, this bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.
Providing commentary for this fight, we have the legendary Mike Tyson
'Mike, who do you like in this matchup?'
''I put all my money on Jathon, thtraight up. Hith army time turned him into a different beath. Hith reach... it’th like a python, it’th gonna wrap around that zyzz guy and thqueeze the life out.
That other dude? He a weak little curry punk, jutht a loudmouth hater with nothing in hith handth. What he gonna do? He gonna get knocked the fuck out. I’th gonna thee him thleeping on the floor like a baby. Thith ain’t even a fight, thith a execution. Jathon gonna eat him alive''
Tagging spectators: @ltnbrownacnecel @crypsis @Mogs Me
And his opponent, fighting out of the blue corner...wearing blue trunks. We don't have his official stats. All we know is that he's a fellow indian with a burning hatred for Jason. Some say he's the Joker to his Batman, the Reverse Flash to his Barry Allen, the Tom to his Jerry, the diarrhea to his Taco Bell... @zyzz007 returns
(No picture is available for this fighter)
Ladies and gentlemen, this bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.
Providing commentary for this fight, we have the legendary Mike Tyson
'Mike, who do you like in this matchup?'
''I put all my money on Jathon, thtraight up. Hith army time turned him into a different beath. Hith reach... it’th like a python, it’th gonna wrap around that zyzz guy and thqueeze the life out.
That other dude? He a weak little curry punk, jutht a loudmouth hater with nothing in hith handth. What he gonna do? He gonna get knocked the fuck out. I’th gonna thee him thleeping on the floor like a baby. Thith ain’t even a fight, thith a execution. Jathon gonna eat him alive''
Tagging spectators: @ltnbrownacnecel @crypsis @Mogs Me
