jerking off probably feels so much better as a cl or above

[perfection is law]

the reason i think so is cuz as an mtn when i jerk off i just feel like a loser and i sit there with my pants down on my bed contemplating my life and it makes me depressed as shit, then i get up to wash my hands and i see my mtn face in the mirror and it just makes me all the more disgusted with what i just did.

on the other hand if i was a chadlite and i finished jerking off and i got up to wash my hands and i looked in the mirror and saw my beautiful face i wouldnt even feel ashamed or disgusted, if anything i would feel happy and relieved after a nice solo pleasuring session.

 

[User28823]

Jerking off probably feels so much better when you have symmetrical tunica albuginea with perfectly congruent corpora cavernosa chambers, unencumbered by eccentric angulation or maladaptive curvature, allowing for an even hemodynamic distribution and frictional uniformity across the entire axial length, rather than the biomechanically compromised, asymmetrically torqued, quasi-orthopedic struggle session that I am forced to endure.

 

[perfection is law]

Jerking off probably feels so much better when you have symmetrical tunica albuginea with perfectly congruent corpora cavernosa chambers, unencumbered by eccentric angulation or maladaptive curvature, allowing for an even hemodynamic distribution and frictional uniformity across the entire axial length, rather than the biomechanically compromised, asymmetrically torqued, quasi-orthopedic struggle session that I am forced to endure.

 

[Terrortheplug]

Skill issue

 

[perfection is law]

Skill issue

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[Elegant]

Jerking off while lean and pretty is great ngl, i jerk off naked standing up so i can see my abs and pecs tense while jerking off, after that i just go look in the mirror for a few minutes.

 

[Im sorry mother]

Jerking off while lean and pretty is great ngl, i jerk off naked standing up so i can see my abs and pecs tense while jerking off, after that i just go look in the mirror for a few minutes.

mirin the narcissism

 

[lilboat]

gayest post on the forum

 

[The Grinch]

Jerking off probably feels so much better when you have symmetrical tunica albuginea with perfectly congruent corpora cavernosa chambers, unencumbered by eccentric angulation or maladaptive curvature, allowing for an even hemodynamic distribution and frictional uniformity across the entire axial length, rather than the biomechanically compromised, asymmetrically torqued, quasi-orthopedic struggle session that I am forced to endure.

 

[perfection is law]

gayest post on the forum

Not even close