Jersey Shore's GTL (Gym, Tan, Laundry) -- the OG Looksmaxxing Crew

[JawMogger]

These guidos had looksmaxxing down back in the late 2000s/early 2010s.




Gym: gymcelling + leanmaxxing to get 6 pack abs
Tan: need vitamin d to raise T levels and get healthy glow -- looking like a vampiremaxxed shut-in is a failo
Laundry: basically equivalent to fashionmaxxing (at the time it was ed hardy and tapout) with fresh, laundered clothes

Just to reiterate, GYM + LEANMAXX IS THE MOST IMPORTANT LOOKSMAX YOU CAN DO. These meatheads, especially Mike the Situation, would be trucels if it weren't for their gymmaxxed bodies, and they aren't even that aesthetic.

 

[Deleted member 17829]

agreed

 

[Gandy]

Tan is almost as important for white guys as gym in terms of looksmaxes that can be pulled off without surgery.

Too bad it took me years to realize most girls in the west are repulsed by pale skin. A medium to dark tan is superior in every way.

Doesn't matter much for ethnic guys though.
For whites, tan is a must especially in anglo countries where young women openly mock pale guys.

A tan can give a white guy as much as 0.5-1 PSL

 

[Skywalker]

RTT is based asf

 

[BucketCrab]

Too bad it took me years to realize most girls in the west are repulsed by pale skin. A medium to dark tan is superior in every way.

Not worth the increased aging / skin cancer risk imo.
If you really want a tan (not needed as long as you're GL), go for Melanotan.

 

[Skywalker]

as long as you're GL

does not compute

 

[BucketCrab]

does not compute

Are you implying you absolutely cannot be GL without a tan?

 

[Skywalker]

Are you implying you absolutely cannot be GL without a tan?
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no i meant we fail at the Gl part