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I used to be an incel as a teenager, and kind of am again now. It was/is painfully funny and annoying to be one, but I’ll give you the rundown.
When I was 14, I was basically looking for sum fuk, like all teenagers. I was good at making people laugh and my family and friends often said I was likeable. I’d always heard that the way to get girls was to be funny, charming and kind. This is what I did.
I made almost every girl I met laugh, pretended to be this kind and generous boy, when in reality I was really only interested in bending them over. I was trying my hardest to be the embodiment of kindness, funniness, big-dickdidness and all points in between.
Whenever I swooped in for the final killcam, however, I was told that I wasn’t their type. This annoyed me, so I decided to change it up. I’d also heard that females are subconsciously attracted to assholes, due to some caveman logic. I took this and used it.
I was then hit with the “You’re like a brother to me” bullshit. I had taken both routes, being a gentlemen and being an asshole, neither of which worked. I then took the advice of “Just be yourself”.
Unfortunately, myself was a cold asshat with no actual emotion towards the girls that I was trying to attract, so that wouldn’t work.
I eventually gave up and decided to stick with myself and my right hand, which stayed that way throughout the rest of my adolescence, and into my adulthood until a couple of months ago, where I got a girlfriend by some stroke of luck. She’s recently broken up with my ass, so I need some new girlfriends. Back at square one, lads.
My problem is that I’m really good at making people like and trust me, I’m just awful at romance.
So, as an incel myself, I think we’re aight."
Once again face&frame&height = everything
I used to be an incel as a teenager, and kind of am again now. It was/is painfully funny and annoying to be one, but I’ll give you the rundown.
When I was 14, I was basically looking for sum fuk, like all teenagers. I was good at making people laugh and my family and friends often said I was likeable. I’d always heard that the way to get girls was to be funny, charming and kind. This is what I did.
I made almost every girl I met laugh, pretended to be this kind and generous boy, when in reality I was really only interested in bending them over. I was trying my hardest to be the embodiment of kindness, funniness, big-dickdidness and all points in between.
Whenever I swooped in for the final killcam, however, I was told that I wasn’t their type. This annoyed me, so I decided to change it up. I’d also heard that females are subconsciously attracted to assholes, due to some caveman logic. I took this and used it.
I was then hit with the “You’re like a brother to me” bullshit. I had taken both routes, being a gentlemen and being an asshole, neither of which worked. I then took the advice of “Just be yourself”.
Unfortunately, myself was a cold asshat with no actual emotion towards the girls that I was trying to attract, so that wouldn’t work.
I eventually gave up and decided to stick with myself and my right hand, which stayed that way throughout the rest of my adolescence, and into my adulthood until a couple of months ago, where I got a girlfriend by some stroke of luck. She’s recently broken up with my ass, so I need some new girlfriends. Back at square one, lads.
My problem is that I’m really good at making people like and trust me, I’m just awful at romance.
So, as an incel myself, I think we’re aight."
Once again face&frame&height = everything
