Jestermaxxing ruined my teen life

[MFMF]

Anytime I remember some shit I did or said from before 2024 I feel like that dude from Interstellar tweaking out while watching his past self leave his house

 

[Deleted member 96856]

real but before 2023

 

[MFMF]

real but before 2023

One time I implied a girl has small tits and she made it her life mission to make the school see me as a greasy gooner (she succeeded)

 

[Deleted member 96856]

One time I implied a girl has small tits and she made it her life mission to make the school see me as a greasy gooner (she succeeded)

you said that directly towards her? genious

 

[MFMF]

you said that directly towards her? genious

I put tennis balls under my jumper to look like tits and when she pointed it out I said "you mad they're bigger than yours?" That's funny asf but the butterfly effect went crazy with that one

 

[Deleted member 96856]

I put tennis balls under my jumper to look like tits and when she pointed it out I said "you mad they're bigger than yours?" That's funny asf but the butterfly effect went crazy with that one

thats amazing, dont know why she would make that big of a fuss about it would say that shit myself but i am too busy to act NT at school

 

[MFMF]

thats amazing, dont know why she would make that big of a fuss about it would say that shit myself but i am too busy to act NT at school

She genuinely has it out for me to this day bro a few months ago she was convincing people I goon in the bathrooms every week (keep in mind the tennis ball incident happened years ago).

I'm sure I'd be so much more successful socially if it wasn't for that bitch

 

[Deleted member 96856]

She genuinely has it out for me to this day bro a few months ago she was convincing people I goon in the bathrooms every week (keep in mind the tennis ball incident happened years ago).

I'm sure I'd be so much more successful socially if it wasn't for that bitch

shes obsessed with you, fuck that whore bhai she cant keep your name out of her mouth she prob dreams about you

 

[MFMF]

shes obsessed with you, fuck that whore bhai she cant keep your name out of her mouth she prob dreams about you

she prolly ovulates over the idea of my goonstick being utilized for nefarious purposes

 

[Deleted member 96856]

she prolly ovulates over the idea of my goonstick being utilized for nefarious purposes

exactly dude, if you were to speak to her again in a teasing tone she would prob cum immediately

 

[MFMF]

exactly dude, if you were to speak to her again in a teasing tone she would prob cum immediately

One whiff of my sheer testosterone and she's creaming up a pool of vahooha juice on the floor

 

[Deleted member 96856]

One whiff of my sheer testosterone and she's creaming up a pool of vahooha juice on the floor

Exactlyyyyyyyyyy she a mtb?