Jesus Christ is the most masculine dark-triad blackpilled person in history[Shit-post with value]

[x69]

Jesus was well aware of looks but how do we know for certain? Most of his quotes can be explained by PSL if you think about it. For now I will talk about the quote:

If someone slaps you on one cheek, offer the other cheek also.

Many atheists and muslims think this is the work of a coward. They think jesus is a cuck and a weakling but you couldn't be more wrong.
People back in the day were really high T and had bigger wrists than now so 1 slap would cause lots of mini-fractures in your bones.
Jesus knew that looks were everything and knew that people would think he's weak for offering his other cheek but you couldn't be more wrong.

People would think he's a angel who doesn't do anything wrong. But thanks to his black-pilled perception of the world he would use that mental advantage.
And fuck your wife when you went to work. His massive penis and fucking skills have affected many women through epigenetics.. and to this day women still scream:
"OH JESUS!" when something happens.


Your momma still thinks of him

Jesus just doesn't give a fuck. The original male with IDGAF mentality. /r/Trp copied him.


But now.. what does the quote mean of offering your other cheek?

Well jesus knew the secrets of bonesmashing.

Jesus simply didn't want assymetry or he couldn't plow your mother while your father went to work. He offered his other cheek so he still could be GL.
He is no coward.
Jesus is a dark-triad madman. Making you feel good because you slammed his cheeks. While he feels good 24/7 because he slammed your wifes cheeks. wait what is that? OH JESUS honey what are you doing JESUS CHRIST.
Cucked to maximum.

This man didn't follow Jesus his advice and he let his cheek be slapped and he didn't offer the other cheek. He would've been a slayer if he offered the other cheek but he didn't.


Ban bypassing:

Value of this post:
- Be darktriad
- Don't cause assymetry when bonesmashing. Do it good.

@Nibba @ZyzzReincarnate @Tony @Intel.Imperitive @extreme-overthinker @badromance T B H?

 

[Tony]

over for powercels

 

[Deleted member 209]

JC was a slayer

 

[extreme-overthinker]

IQ never before observed in history-post

 

[LooksJourney]

Time to jesusmaxx

 

[x69]

IQ never before observed in history-post

These are those aspie PSL thoughts you randomly get during the day jfl

Time to jesusmaxx

Jfl if you don't have 23% of the world population begging for your dick

JC was a slayer

He had looks and biggest status observed in history

 

[treedude]

“The average height of Jews is 162.1 cm.; span of arms, 169.1 cm.; and girth around the chest, about 81 cm.: so that they are the shortest and narrowest of Europeans.

So Jesus was 5'3.7" in height.

Since he was born to poor people in animal trough guessing he's average looks brown eyes and black hair. . Not blonde / brown haired white skin after the church white washed him.

I'm just surprised how 3 beta orbitters could find her in the middle of the night to give her shit from Amazon wishlist.

 

[averageblokecel]

This man didn't follow Jesus his advice and he let his cheek be slapped and he didn't offer the other cheek. He would've been a slayer if he offered the other cheek but he didn't

Okay I Lost my shit here

 

[Zadig]

High IQ posts but Muslims don't hate Jesus, they just don't believe he was the son of God.

 

[extreme-overthinker]

High IQ posts but Muslims don't hate Jesus, they just don't believe he was the son of God.

He is actually one of the prophets mentioned in the Quran, but Muslims don't believe him to be the final one
If anyone hates Jesus it's the jews

 

[Nibba]

Turn the other cheek is actually a saying about humiliating the other person dead srs. In biblical times, it was womanly to hit a man with the back of your hand, hence you turn your cheek to make the guy look like a bitch

He is actually one of the prophets mentioned in the Quran, but Muslims don't believe him to be the final one
If anyone hates Jesus it's the jews

Fuck jews

 

[x69]

Turn the other cheek is actually a saying about humiliating the other person dead srs.

Looking assymetric automatically humilates yourself.

 

[extreme-overthinker]

Turn the other cheek is actually a saying about humiliating the other person dead srs. In biblical times, it was womanly to hit a man with the back of your hand, hence you turn your cheek to make the guy look like a bitch

Fuck jews

Though to be honest there is more in common between Judaism and Islam than between Judaism and Christianity. Both are middle eastern semitic religions. Christianity on the other hand has been greatly influenced over time by native european / pagan customs and beliefs

Also, there is no clergy in neither Judaism nor Islam, and the concept of the trinity is rejected

Looking assymetric automatically humilates yourself.

What's your autism level?

 

[HorseFace]

I dont even know what is supposed to be serious on this site anymore lol

 

[Afrikancel]

View attachment 1636

Jesus was well aware of looks but how do we know for certain? Most of his quotes can be explained by PSL if you think about it. For now I will talk about the quote:


Many atheists and muslims think this is the work of a coward. They think jesus is a cuck and a weakling but you couldn't be more wrong.
People back in the day were really high T and had bigger wrists than now so 1 slap would cause lots of mini-fractures in your bones.
Jesus knew that looks were everything and knew that people would think he's weak for offering his other cheek but you couldn't be more wrong.

View attachment 1637
People would think he's a angel who doesn't do anything wrong. But thanks to his black-pilled perception of the world he would use that mental advantage.
And fuck your wife when you went to work. His massive penis and fucking skills have affected many women through epigenetics.. and to this day women still scream:
"OH JESUS!" when something happens.


Your momma still thinks of him

View attachment 1634 Jesus just doesn't give a fuck. The original male with IDGAF mentality. /r/Trp copied him.


But now.. what does the quote mean of offering your other cheek?

Well jesus knew the secrets of bonesmashing.

Jesus simply didn't want assymetry or he couldn't plow your mother while your father went to work. He offered his other cheek so he still could be GL.
He is no coward.
Jesus is a dark-triad madman. Making you feel good because you slammed his cheeks. While he feels good 24/7 because he slammed your wifes cheeks. wait what is that? OH JESUS honey what are you doing JESUS CHRIST.
Cucked to maximum.


View attachment 1635

This man didn't follow Jesus his advice and he let his cheek be slapped and he didn't offer the other cheek. He would've been a slayer if he offered the other cheek but he didn't.


Ban bypassing:

Value of this post:
- Be darktriad
- Don't cause assymetry when bonesmashing. Do it good.

@Nibba @ZyzzReincarnate @Tony @Intel.Imperitive @extreme-overthinker @badromance T B H?

Not tagged in this. Brutal Tagpill


Jesus was killed by jews and anyone who who was killed by jews is a hero

 

[Deleted member 176]

Brutal Christianity-pill.

 

[x69]

Not tagged in this. Brutal Tagpill


Jesus was killed by jews and anyone who who was killed by jews is a hero

It's over tagcels tbh.

 

[Dude420]

Why does God only created a son? What a sexist misogynistic creator that we have.

 

[averageblokecel]

Jesus was killed by jews and anyone who who was killed by jews is a hero

Amen

Turn the other cheek is actually a saying about humiliating the other person dead srs. In biblical times, it was womanly to hit a man with the back of your hand, hence you turn your cheek to make the guy look like a bitch

NO GOY YOU ARE WRONG, YOU MUST SUBMMIT TO THE SANDNIGGERS INVADING YOUR COUNTRY, JESUS WOULD HAVE DONE SO GOY

 

[Pillarman]

Lol at this forum
this post should have at least 100 likes, highest iq thread tbh

 

[LipstickAlley]

Autism

 

[patricknotstar]

View attachment 1636

Jesus was well aware of looks but how do we know for certain? Most of his quotes can be explained by PSL if you think about it. For now I will talk about the quote:


Many atheists and muslims think this is the work of a coward. They think jesus is a cuck and a weakling but you couldn't be more wrong.
People back in the day were really high T and had bigger wrists than now so 1 slap would cause lots of mini-fractures in your bones.
Jesus knew that looks were everything and knew that people would think he's weak for offering his other cheek but you couldn't be more wrong.

View attachment 1637
People would think he's a angel who doesn't do anything wrong. But thanks to his black-pilled perception of the world he would use that mental advantage.
And fuck your wife when you went to work. His massive penis and fucking skills have affected many women through epigenetics.. and to this day women still scream:
"OH JESUS!" when something happens.


Your momma still thinks of him

View attachment 1634 Jesus just doesn't give a fuck. The original male with IDGAF mentality. /r/Trp copied him.


But now.. what does the quote mean of offering your other cheek?

Well jesus knew the secrets of bonesmashing.

Jesus simply didn't want assymetry or he couldn't plow your mother while your father went to work. He offered his other cheek so he still could be GL.
He is no coward.
Jesus is a dark-triad madman. Making you feel good because you slammed his cheeks. While he feels good 24/7 because he slammed your wifes cheeks. wait what is that? OH JESUS honey what are you doing JESUS CHRIST.
Cucked to maximum.


View attachment 1635

This man didn't follow Jesus his advice and he let his cheek be slapped and he didn't offer the other cheek. He would've been a slayer if he offered the other cheek but he didn't.


Ban bypassing:

Value of this post:
- Be darktriad
- Don't cause assymetry when bonesmashing. Do it good.

@Nibba @ZyzzReincarnate @Tony @Intel.Imperitive @extreme-overthinker @badromance T B H?

Plausible tbh