- Aug 13, 2018
Jesus was well aware of looks but how do we know for certain? Most of his quotes can be explained by PSL if you think about it. For now I will talk about the quote:
If someone slaps you on one cheek, offer the other cheek also.
Many atheists and muslims think this is the work of a coward. They think jesus is a cuck and a weakling but you couldn't be more wrong.
People back in the day were really high T and had bigger wrists than now so 1 slap would cause lots of mini-fractures in your bones.
Jesus knew that looks were everything and knew that people would think he's weak for offering his other cheek but you couldn't be more wrong.
People would think he's a angel who doesn't do anything wrong. But thanks to his black-pilled perception of the world he would use that mental advantage.
And fuck your wife when you went to work. His massive penis and fucking skills have affected many women through epigenetics.. and to this day women still scream:
"OH JESUS!" when something happens.
Your momma still thinks of him
But now.. what does the quote mean of offering your other cheek?
Well jesus knew the secrets of bonesmashing.
Jesus simply didn't want assymetry or he couldn't plow your mother while your father went to work. He offered his other cheek so he still could be GL.
He is no coward.
Jesus is a dark-triad madman. Making you feel good because you slammed his cheeks. While he feels good 24/7 because he slammed your wifes cheeks. wait what is that? OH JESUS honey what are you doing JESUS CHRIST.
Cucked to maximum.
This man didn't follow Jesus his advice and he let his cheek be slapped and he didn't offer the other cheek. He would've been a slayer if he offered the other cheek but he didn't.
Value of this post:
- Be darktriad
- Don't cause assymetry when bonesmashing. Do it good.
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