Jfl at oldcels thinking they can get jb’s

[Deleted member 2403]

Yes they might find u gl but in the end they’ll be creeped out by your age and feel more connected to guys their age

If u are over 20, just give up on going for under 18’s even if they’re legal, they will consider you old as fuck no matter how gl u are

 

[Deleted member 11758]

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Cosmic race perfection

 

[Deleted member 4332]

@personalityinkwell

 

[Deleted member 4430]

you got some sense

 

[Deleted member 4612]

@personalityinkwell

Yes they might find u gl but in the end they’ll be creeped out by your age

low iq if you would be honest about your age when trying to bang jbs as an oldcel

 

[Deleted member 6403]

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you got some sense

Not so fast, LOL at u, thinwhitedick

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Not so fast, LOL at u, thinwhitedick

never heard of him

 

[Deleted member 2403]

never heard of him

Glad ur quitting it’s for the best for ur mental health

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Leonardo dicaprio disagrees with you

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Leonardo dicaprio disagrees with you

He has massive status so oldcel failo isn’t enough to detract young women

And he met his gf when she was 20, not 16-17 which is the age group most oldcels here want

Doesn’t change that majority of guys over 20 have little chance with under 18’s due to stigma and natural awkwardness schoolgirls have around much older men

 

[Deleted member 4612]

natural awkwardness schoolgirls have around much older men

why would their awkwardness hurt oldcels chances?

 

[Deleted member 2403]

why would their awkwardness hurt oldcels chances?

Cause they feel uncomfortable cause the age difference makes them feel more distant from them

I watched a video where tiktokers guesses ages of famous people and this 17 year old chick thought David Dobrik was 19 and when she found out he’s 24 she said “I thought he was young, he is old”

So 16-17 year olds can find 20’s men “old”

Idk if this means they won’t date them but they certainly think they’re old which they might find a turnoff

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Cause they feel uncomfortable cause the age difference makes them feel more distant from them

I watched a video where tiktokers guesses ages of famous people and this 17 year old chick thought David Dobrik was 19 and when she found out he’s 24 she said “I thought he was young, he is old”

So 16-17 year olds can find 20’s men “old”

Idk if this means they won’t date them but they certainly think they’re old which they might find a turnoff

ok, well what about this pic?

low iq if you would be honest about your age when trying to bang jbs as an oldcel

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if some 40 year old can larp as 25 then why can't someone in their 20's larp as 18-19 to smash jbs?

 

[Deleted member 2403]

ok, well what about this pic?

if some 40 year old can larp as 25 then why can't someone in their 20's larp as 18-19 to smash jbs?

I’d lie to 16-17 year olds I’m 19 tbh if I was over 20

But the point is if u want LTR, you can’t hide ur real identity forever

If u want just one night stands then larp about age but LTR’s require more honesty and exchange of private info, so LTR’ing an under 18 is very hard

 

[Ryan]

Yes they might find u gl but in the end they’ll be creeped out by your age and feel more connected to guys their age

If u are over 20, just give up on going for under 18’s even if they’re legal, they will consider you old as fuck no matter how gl u are

Jbs r overrated
I'm attracted to milfs

 

[.👽.]

50yo men date 18yo girls i dont see why 20+ guys cant fuck 16yo. especially when they go to clubs

 

[Deleted member 4612]

I’d lie to 16-17 year olds I’m 19 tbh if I was over 20

But the point is if u want LTR, you can’t hide ur real identity forever

If u want just one night stands then larp about age but LTR’s require more honesty and exchange of private info, so LTR’ing an under 18 is very hard

yeah I agree LTR'ing a sub18 is practically impossible. but LTRs are becoming more of a pipe dream in this day and age anyway

 

[Deleted member 2403]

50yo men date 18yo girls i dont see why 20+ guys cant fuck 16yo. especially when they go to clubs

20-21 can but anything over is genuinely considered old to them and that might be a turn off, young girls still date guys their age (17-20) more than older guys

 

[Deleted member 2403]

yeah I agree LTR'ing a sub18 is practically impossible. but LTRs are becoming more of a pipe dream in this day and age anyway

For LTR I’d want 18-20, still young and hot

I don’t have a problem with not having an under 18 in the future tbh

They don’t look much different and if they’re virgins then you won

 

[Kekee]

Just lose your birth certificate and change your age theory.

 

[.👽.]

20-21 can but anything over is genuinely considered old to them and that might be a turn off, young girls still date guys their age (17-20) more than older guys

yea true tbh.
18yo+ girls date older guys so thats ok oldcels can cope with that

but at the end its about face

 

[mogstar]

Jbs r overrated
I'm attracted to milfs

You’re so weird

 

[Deleted member 4612]

For LTR I’d want 18-20, still young and hot

I don’t have a problem with not having an under 18 in the future tbh

They don’t look much different and if they’re virgins then you won

ayyyyy, there's the rub

 

[Mr.cope]

This is why you fuck every girl you can in high school/early years in college

 

[Growth Plate]

I'd prefer to ltr a 14-16yo girl rn at my age, but as an oldcel I'd be fine with an 18yo and probably would enjoy the relationship more as they'd probably be less retarded and have more bearable personalities.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Just lose your birth certificate and change your age theory.

can you actually officially change your age?

 

[mogstar]

can you actually officially change your age?

No (?)

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

depends on where u live tbh. where i'm from a lot of girls below 18 go for guys in their mid to late 20's. not always the case but it's not uncommon

 

[Deleted member 2403]

depends on where u live tbh. where i'm from a lot of girls below 18 go for guys in their mid to late 20's. not always the case but it's not uncommon

my point is that they’re considered “old” to under 18’s

even when I was 16-17 I thought anyone over 20 was old jfl

and majority of young girls won’t go above 20 (even 20 is considered weird), so you need to find a girl who is willing to accept the age gap which are in the minority

 

[mogstar]

depends on where u live tbh. where i'm from a lot of girls below 18 go for guys in their mid to late 20's. not always the case but it's not uncommon

 

[Growth Plate]

not having an under 18

if they’re virgins

 

[mogstar]

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even when I was 16-17 I thought anyone over 20 was old jfl

This is why I think you’re a fed, you literally are 16

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

my point is that they’re considered “old” to under 18’s

even when I was 16-17 I thought anyone over 20 was old jfl

and majority of young girls won’t go above 20 (even 20 is considered weird), so you need to find a girl who is willing to accept the age gap which are in the minority

age gap taboos only exist in the west. no such thing exists here

 

[Kekee]

can you actually officially change your age?

You can't officially unfortunately but I know it's possible. Just don't know exactly how to other then completely changing your life/identity.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

This is why I think you’re a fed, you literally are 16

I’m a fed with 30k posts and a very erratic post style

 

[mogstar]

I’m a fed with 30k posts and a very erratic post style

You and pinkwell and the most obvious feds of all time. Pinkwell keeps trying to make me agree to his pedophilic opinions and he sends me tons of ip grabbers on discord just like u

 

[Deleted member 2403]

You and pinkwell and the most obvious feds of all time. Pinkwell keeps trying to make me agree to his pedophilic opinions and he sends me tons of ip grabbers on discord just like u

u keep calling me ugly and that you’re so much better looking than me

 

[Deleted member 2403]

ayyyyy, there's the rub

I would date a girl with 1-2 lay count I honestly don’t give a fuck

If she’s cute and nice and introverted with HQNP style, I’d date her, as long as we fuck a lot and she gives me what I want, I’m fine with it

 

[Growth Plate]

yeah I agree LTR'ing a sub18 is practically impossible. but LTRs are becoming more of a pipe dream in this day and age anyway

x = your SMV
y = her SMV

As x increases and/or y decreases, the probability of LTR success increases. As x decreases and/or y increases, the probability of LTR success decreases.

As a high SMV Chad, I shouldn't have an issue LTRing. May have to go for stacylites to be more secure.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

You and pinkwell and the most obvious feds of all time. Pinkwell keeps trying to make me agree to his pedophilic opinions and he sends me tons of ip grabbers on discord just like u

i sent you a link to fucking instagram and you called it an ip grabber

 

[Deleted member 2403]

x = your SMV
y = her SMV

As x increases and/or y decreases, the probability of LTR success increases. As x decreases and/or y increases, the probability of LTR success decreases.

As a high SMV Chad, I shouldn't have an issue LTRing. May have to go for stacylites to be more secure.

Ideally you’d want a low sex drive girl with introverted personality who has limited urge to fuck other guys or go to places where they can fuck other guys (parties, events, whatever, which they won’t go to if they’re introverted)

 

[Mr.cope]

If your age doesn’t end with -teen don’t expect any jbs wanting you

 

[Deleted member 2403]

If your age doesn’t end with -teen don’t expect any jbs wanting you

20 is the highest i See them go tbh

anything over is considered grooming and pedophilia, plus the age difference makes most girls feel awkward

 

[mogstar]

u keep calling me ugly and that you’re so much better looking than me

How ironic, u called me a cyclops horse and a manlet

 

[Deleted member 2403]

How ironic, u called me a cyclops horse and a manlet

Tales from Portuguese asylum

 

[mogstar]

Tales from Portuguese asylum

U literally JFLed my pic when u saw me

 

[Deleted member 2403]

U literally JFLed my pic when u saw me

I’m sorry bro

 

[mogstar]

I’m sorry bro

Kys

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Kys

You are my sugarboo