LowTierBateman
Pussy ass cornbread fuck nigga
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OP (Petsmart):
scrolling the rating section for 5 minutes and it’s just pure retardation
some 19yo with 40 posts drops 8 angled selfies under yellow bathroom lighting like “rate me honestly bros i’m open to criticism” then gets cooked into a 3.8 and starts coping with “i only lift 3x a week and i’m not mewing yet”
bro you are not mewing your way out of that midface. the bone gods already rendered the verdict in 2007.
meanwhile the same niggas will tag me in every shit thread like i’m the official looksmax help desk. i’m not. i just laugh at the userbase’s retardation until the flow state hits and i drop peak.
anyway. who’s still in an ltr since 2020 and not crying about jbw in 2026? just me? cool.
(also if you make another “what if petsmart was a mouse” thread i’m clipping you on sight)
peace.
scrolling the rating section for 5 minutes and it’s just pure retardation
some 19yo with 40 posts drops 8 angled selfies under yellow bathroom lighting like “rate me honestly bros i’m open to criticism” then gets cooked into a 3.8 and starts coping with “i only lift 3x a week and i’m not mewing yet”
bro you are not mewing your way out of that midface. the bone gods already rendered the verdict in 2007.
meanwhile the same niggas will tag me in every shit thread like i’m the official looksmax help desk. i’m not. i just laugh at the userbase’s retardation until the flow state hits and i drop peak.
anyway. who’s still in an ltr since 2020 and not crying about jbw in 2026? just me? cool.
(also if you make another “what if petsmart was a mouse” thread i’m clipping you on sight)
peace.
