JFL at you if you consider anything else other than fighting a "sport".

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FIGHTING is the only real sport out there if it's going to be considered a sport.

JFL at calling these a sport:

-Basketball
-Football/soccer
-Tennis
-Baseball
-American football
-Swimming
-Cricket and etc.


TOTAL FIGHTING is the best fighting style out there (my fighting style)


TOTAL FIGHTING is REAL FIGHTING

JFL if you don't kick your enemy in the balls, poke their eyes out or if you don't attack their vital points at all.
 
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man boxing is good but football is fun as fuck aswell. why are some people trying so hard to be mike tyson here
 
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Boxing & mma mog all the other sports out there
 
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man boxing is good but football is fun as fuck aswell. why are some people trying so hard to be mike tyson here
Soccer and basketball might be fun. But they are not sports, and fighting is more fun.
 
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Except for chinky martial arts. Those are the most stereotypical incel sports.
 
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man boxing is good but football is fun as fuck aswell. why are some people trying so hard to be mike tyson here
Imagine a bunch of ugly outcast nerds aspiring to beat top genetics fighters. This site is amazing
 
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Imagine a bunch of ugly outcast nerds aspiring to beat top genetics fighters. This site is amazing
Are you calling me an outcast nerd?
Funny of you to say that.
 
MMA fighters and boxers are literally modern-day gladiators, absolute mogging machines.
its too bad they cant kill or fight animals would be better tbh
 
its too bad they cant kill or fight animals would be better tbh
Yh imagine what those Roman days were like, fighting dangerous animals. Their T levels must have been extremely high.
 
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rugby
 
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Gymeceling my chest & arms baby, gonna mog everyone this summer

Inb4 fuck you OP
 
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esports>mma
 
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Jfl calling fighting sport

Go and fight 20 years and end up like Mohamed Ali

Or have weird ears, weird nose, brain damage and so on and so on

Humans normally don't fight for fun. They fight to kill.
It's no sport.
Imagine a bunch of ugly outcast nerds aspiring to beat top genetics fighters. This site is amazing
Pretty accurate description
 
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Jfl calling fighting sport

Go and fight 20 years and end up like Mohamed Ali

Or have weird ears, weird nose, brain damage and so on and so on

Humans normally don't fight for fun. They fight to kill.
It's no sport.

Pretty accurate description
Cauliflower ears and a reset nose are a part of fighting.
 
Cauliflower ears and a reset nose are a part of fighting.
Why should waste my energy fighting while I can just shoot them
 
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You rely on guns because you are weak.
Humans were always like that.
We survive trough brains and not trough brawls

Meausuring human strength is pointless anyways
We are not even the strongest animal on this planet
Bears, tigers, lions, gorilass could kill you in seconds

You would even struggle against a dog
 
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Humans were always like that.
We survive trough brains and not trough brawls

Meausuring human strength is pointless anyways
We are not even the strongest animal on this planet
Bears, tigers, lions, gorilass could kill you in seconds

You would even struggle against a dog
Martial arts are not made for fighting other animals. I wouldn't struggle against a dog though.
 
Martial arts are not made for fighting other animals. I wouldn't struggle against a dog though.
Dude a pitbull would fuck you up
 
Dude a pitbull would fuck you up
Maybe a pitbull would fuck you up but not me. I could get injured. But a pitbull definitely won't kill me. I could kick a pitbull in the head or in the ribs and completely shatter the skull or the ribs.
 
Maybe a pitbull would fuck you up but not me. I could get injured. But a pitbull definitely won't kill me. I could kick a pitbull in the head or in the ribs and completely shatter the skull or the ribs.
He only needs a few seconds and 1 good bite and you would already need stitches

And if he gets your neck it's over
 
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He only needs a few seconds and 1 good bite and you would already need stitches

And if he gets your neck it's over
Don't let it get your neck then.
 
Track and field and are boxing and wrestling are the only true sports.
 
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And being strong or weak doesn't matter

There will always be guys bigger and stronger

Would you rather die in a fair fight

Or survive a fight where you cheated?

I would kill anyone who tries to harm me with any means
 
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And being strong or weak doesn't matter

There will always be guys bigger and stronger

Would you rather die in a fair fight

Or survive a fight where you cheated?

I would kill anyone who tries to harm me with any means
"There are guys bigger and stronger"

There's a reason why something called "training" exists. I went up against people who are about as big as me and in rare cases bigger than me and still won against them because of superior ability.

And in a fight I use everything in my disposal such as eye gouging, crotch kicking, hitting in the throat, etc. And being strong does matter. Why would you want to be weak?
 
Dude a pitbull would fuck you up
Tbh, you can be trained to fight against dogs. If you give up one arm your chances of winning are quite high if you know how to, unless the dog has been trained to kill and he goes straight for the neck
 
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Tbh, you can be trained to fight against dogs. If you give up one arm your chances of winning are quite high if you know how to, unless the dog has been trained to kill and he goes straight for the neck
EVEN THEN A GUY LIKE KHABIB WOULD RAPE ANY DOG

TBH EVERY GUY SHOULD TRAIN THEIR GRIP

AND ALSO CARRY A BAT
 
Tbh, you can be trained to fight against dogs. If you give up one arm your chances of winning are quite high if you know how to, unless the dog has been trained to kill and he goes straight for the neck
You can protect your neck with your arms too if you're in a bad situation.
 
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Tbh, you can be trained to fight against dogs. If you give up one arm your chances of winning are quite high if you know how to, unless the dog has been trained to kill and he goes straight for the neck
Instinctively I would say I shield myself with 1 arm
The dogs fucks up my arm and I try to hit his head many times and give him kicks to the side
Would try to kill that thing
"There are guys bigger and stronger"

There's a reason why something called "training" exists. I went up against people who are about as big as me and in rare cases bigger than me and still won against them because of superior ability.

And in a fight I use everything in my disposal such as eye gouging, crotch kicking, hitting in the throat, etc. And being strong does matter. Why would you want to be weak?
Why do I want to be a fighting machine in 2020?

Do I want to be a gladiator?
 
You can protect your neck with your arms too if you're in a bad situation.
Yes. Winning against a dog isn't "hard", but you will 100% be damaged for sure. A trained guy has easily +40kg or even 50kg over a Pitbull. You should be strong enough to break their neck, or to at least grab them enough for them to get tired.
 
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Yes. Winning against a dog isn't "hard", but you will 100% be damaged for sure. A trained guy has easily +40kg or even 50kg over a Pitbull. You should be strong enough to break their neck, or to at least grab them enough for them to get tired.
Pitbulls are fast. But the moment it rushes you can't you just kick it in the head or ribs before it can actually reach you?
 
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Pitbulls are fast. But the moment it rushes you can't you just kick it in the head or ribs before it can actually reach you?
I guess you technically could, just like you could dodge every single kick and punch in a fight and go unscratched.
 
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"There are guys bigger and stronger"

There's a reason why something called "training" exists. I went up against people who are about as big as me and in rare cases bigger than me and still won against them because of superior ability.

And in a fight I use everything in my disposal such as eye gouging, crotch kicking, hitting in the throat, etc. And being strong does matter. Why would you want to be weak?
Then a guy with an aluminum bat comes in and gives you permanent brain damage. You are a retard if you think MMA counts shit on the street. A fucking druggie pulls out a glock puts 2 holes in you and you sleep for the rest of eternity.
 
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Then a guy with an aluminum bat comes in and gives you permanent brain damage. You are a retard if you think MMA counts shit on the street. A fucking druggie pulls out a glock puts 2 holes in you and you sleep for the rest of eternity.
That shit might be true in Americaland, but here in Europe weapons are really rare. Being trained in MMA and being really good at it makes you a god in the streets if no weapons exist. Even that, no amount of training will help you win against 3 random dudes trying to beat you up.
 
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Spend years and a small fortune on surgeries perfecting your appearance to the NANOMETER just so you can ruin it in a fight cage theory
 
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I guess you technically could, just like you could dodge every single kick and punch in a fight and go unscratched.
Tbh I have pretty strong kicks. I once kicked a guy hard enough in the legs so that
Then a guy with an aluminum bat comes in and gives you permanent brain damage. You are a retard if you think MMA counts shit on the street. A fucking druggie pulls out a glock puts 2 holes in you and you sleep for the rest of eternity.
Can't argue about that Glock part. But how is it guaranteed that he will hit me in the head perfectly with a aluminium bat? The person with the aluminium bat only needs to miss you once and you can take advantage of the situation if you know what to do.
 
That shit might be true in Americaland, but here in Europe weapons are really rare. Being trained in MMA and being really good at it makes you a god in the streets if no weapons exist. Even that, no amount of training will help you win against 3 random dudes trying to beat you up.
2 guys wielding a crowbar or any other melee weapon are enough. Unless you have marine hand to hand combat training and a knife at your disposal.
 
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2 guys wielding a crowbar or any other melee weapon are enough. Unless you have marine hand to hand combat training and a knife at your disposal.
Even if you are a fucking Marine with a knife two dudes with a crowbar would beat you up really hard, assuming they are clever enough to attack at the same time from diferent sides. Nobody can protect their back and their frontal at the same time.
 
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2 guys wielding a crowbar or any other melee weapon are enough. Unless you have marine hand to hand combat training and a knife at your disposal.
Combat training is what I'm talking about. Boxing or wrestling won't help in a street fight. You need to go for the kill in a fight.
 
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Combat training is what I'm talking about. Boxing or wrestling won't help in a street fight. You need to go for the kill in a fight.
Literally this. I have been trained in Muay Thai, and I always followed the rules when fighting and sparring. But the moment I got into my first street fight I just grabbed a chair from a nearby bar and slammed it straight into my attacker's head. No point in following the rules or trying to use my kicks and punches if a single chair slam does the job better
 
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Literally this. I have been trained in Muay Thai, and I always followed the rules when fighting and sparring. But the moment I got into my first street fight I just grabbed a chair from a nearby bar and slammed it straight into my attacker's head. No point in following the rules or trying to use my kicks and punches if a single chair slam does the job better
I always use deadly techniques in a fight tbh. I always go for crotch kicks, eye gouging, throat punching and anything else that I have at my disposal. I try to break as many limbs as possible too to cripple my opponent and to destroy their fighting spirit.
 
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I always use deadly techniques in a fight tbh. I always go for crotch kicks, eye gouging, throat punching and anything else that I have at my disposal. I try to break as many limbs as possible too to cripple my opponent and to destroy their fighting spirit.
Damm brah, that's brutal.
I myself prefer to just end things quick and get the fuck out of there. I love fighting, but police here in my country can ruin your life if they catch you.
 
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Damm brah, that's brutal.
I myself prefer to just end things quick and get the fuck out of there. I love fighting, but police here in my country can ruin your life if they catch you.
Keep in mind that I'm only this brutal if it's risky. If an opponent's plan is to kill me then I won't hesitate to kill them as quickly as possible.
 
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